Grogu007
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Dec 6, 2022 11:35 AM
Grogu007
109677
1934
41
DorkJedi
fucking beautiful. My dad would absolutely lose his shit, then the delicate snowflake would cancel christmas just like this guy.
Volimar
It should just say "President of the United States" and have Trump on the outside and be a Biden puzzle.
historycat
Hmmm, snowflake grandpa got triggered by a joke. Shocked.
Harryteeters
HeyILikeDogs
Neat trick to get out of having to go see racist family at the holidays!
Zephyr112
"You aren't welcome here for Christmas." Is that a promise? Not backsies?
Treblaine
"is this your idea of a joke" ummm yeah? How is this not obviously a joke?
aface62
Looks like the US Air Force isn't the only one with a new stealth bomber! Bonus points winning the Xmas Heisman.
Donatello34
I think the joke was absolutely clever, I hope they were really serious about banishing them for Christmas
TacoThePerson
DamnThursdays
Okay, but why doesn't this moron organize the perimeter pieces into a pile? Like, who tf is dumb enough to start a puzzle in the middle?
yallmfsneedjesus
I dunno. I think i migh start with face pieces as its the easiest
forcedfx
Cause it's fake.
Tomadzo
Grandpas eyes aren’t what they used to be. Should have figured it out sooner bcus it wasn’t orange
DrKonrad
One thing you have to give to Republicans: they have no humour
szepasszony
Conservative comedy at this point is either bigotry/slurs/stereotypes or using a stupid voice to mock a strawman of Democrats
MOSIA
And then the whole train clapped
tacosarejustmexicansandwhiches
Sounds like Grandpa wants to end up alone and in a home
tridgit
lmao this is such a good prank idea. gotta find one with subject matter for my parents...
Euclid11010
Thanks Obama
Azazellosarmour
Another Biden Win!
flightstosaturn
wthamidoinghere
weird i upvoted this earlier I thought
SweetBabyJesus
If you want to be disinvited to Christmas, you gotta start laying the ground work early. I start around Halloween to not arouse suspicion
datphone777365
why not go full arousal? GO FULL FUCKING MAST!
SweetBabyJesus
you do whatever works for you.
datphone777365
kaaaaay
SweetBabyJesus
I’m not here to judge.
datphone777365
yeah fuck judgy people!
blaghart
Alright that's pretty fuckin funny.
NetProfit
Two less gifts you have to buy this year :D
binkyboy876
My father-in-law has a big picture of Trump in the middle of the family photos of my wife and kids at his house. It's been there for years
binkyboy876
Plus he always has Fox News playing when we're over, even around his grandchildren. My wife insists we still go over, though.
MissPeabody
mistermixelpix
If someone is willing to ban you from visiting for Xmas over that, they're not worth having in your life at all.
stevekemerer
I ban relatives that praise Trump.
Pummelallthethings
Word of the day. Snowflake.
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
Just tell them they can pay for their own retirement home and to make sure to delete your number.
ForceAwakenWasLame
sometimesifeellikeanut
One simple trick to get you out of family gatherings.
genericanamoly
Uh, excuse me but you had enough characters left to write "Christmas" just wanted to clear that up heathen.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
https://www.christianitytoday.com/news/2018/december/keep-x-in-x-mas-christmas-lifeway-survey.html
BondulanceDispatch
I know a person who actually says “x-mas” now. I kind of admire the bullshitery of it
Dracon27
Fuck christ, he wasn't born on that day.
Imademyselfsquirtle
Anyone following Maga or Trump or Republican is not worth having in your life.
puffyjacket69
My sister stopped inviting me to Christmas over trump. My parents supported her. They don't get to see their grandkids anymore.
binaryspike
It's not real mate.
Whitebeardthepirate
of course it's not. Nothing is real anymore, you're not even real, you're not here right now.
Solusek
Nice to see more people getting into solipsism.
SpecialMammoth
Oh thank Christ
ArchMagos
They actually just proved that the universe isn't locally real. They won a Nobel prize in physics for it.
BradBehavior
I'm not cake. You're cake
LtKifKroker
Everyone you know and everything you own… is cake
ronswansonsbrother
Or Gary Oldman in costume
DaCareBearStare
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
It should be "2020 President of the United States" and it show Trump but be Biden.
graehall
Exactly. Big missed opportunity there if this did indeed happen
KillingTlme
"Real Winner of the 2020 Presidential Election"
rhymeswithmars
I find your grammar very pleasant. Not sure why.
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
My lack of punctuation, perhaps?
crossingdynasty
“We’ll reprint the puzzle when Trump shows us all that indisputable proof that he’s actually the president.”
Treblaine
Technically, Biden wasn't inaugurated until January 2021.
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
He won in 2020. It was officiated in 2021.
Randomice
Damn...maybe I can use that trick to get out of Christmas with the family too.
Narwhilian
I was just thinking this might be exactly what I have been looking for
ConnectToReality
I have one sure fire trick that works every time. I call it "just don't fucking go"
TetraNordeh
If it's at their place, consider taking one final opportunity to block Fox and similar channels on their TV.
CallThisAUsername
Best idea !
AvatarTommyBee
https://shitheadsteve.com/products/president-donald-trump-prank-puzzle
Eucrow
Lol. Sold out. One review. Was there only one?
YeroctheBarbarian
Recommended response: In all fairness I didn’t think he’d be smart enough to solve it.
amundost
He might have spent 17 hours. Don't underestimate
IHopeMyKidsDontSeeThis
God damn. Most people wait till grandpa's dead before cremating him.
YeroctheBarbarian
He’d be dead to me.
usernamesarereallystupid
If it really was a puzzle of Trump, it would be one piece.
Truckin
Would it come with a can of orange rustolium?
DangerBaer
What's puzzling is that drumpf can somehow feed and wipe himself.
usernamesarereallystupid
Says who??
skwint
What about the hair piece?
IRDorve
That'd be the only piece. The rest would give him a negative image and as such, is fake news.