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Mushrooms sporing this morning
Mushrooms are pretty awesome. It’s so cool!
Aug 23, 2020 3:08 PM
blacksheeptina0
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Mushrooms are pretty awesome. It’s so cool!
SlappySamsonite
I remember this from Tomb Raider... your house is about to start walking around.
PlacentaEaters
DiracsDelta
theimgurappsucksballs
sockmachine122
Faeries farting.
maelennfromterokkareu
Mushroom sex.
wolfxiii139000
jointdawg94
Shrooms jizz! Somebody gettin preggo tonight!
somnif
Nah not how fungi work, more like shroom microclones! Each of those spores can go on to make a whole organism (though takes 2 to fully form)
Seph89
Nope not going that way
CreeewDeeeTaaay
tazedconfused
floofnmeeps
Wow man
Kvothefefe
hop16bern
tcedwards8810
Mattehoernchen
There is nothing better than an early morning walk in the woods breathing in mushroom sperm
somnif
Not sperm! Clones (or seeds if you prefer)! These things don't fertilize anything, they just land and grow (takes 2 to fully form though)
Mattehoernchen
Interesting! Thank you for replying I didn't know that
RideTheStimutacs
I honestly thought I was about to get stickbugged.
FlissFloss86Gaming
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
profiledit
Keeban
Hopfully there are no stalkers to fuck with
srsgiraffe
I never try to be clever with stalkers. I just run around with shotgun and blast them when they try to attack.
stopthelights
gromolko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3t_G79lNWI
anxioushedgehog
You can use the Aard sign to continue safely.
FragileDonkey
ThoughtsAndBeers
Trippy
ironjudas
kamosey
Mushrooms:
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Nausicäa approves
Notedbutignored
Mushroom spores are a primary reason for clouds forming from water vapour over forests
IlluminaBlade
I suppose it's also why similar mushrooms can be found all over the planet.
Flortzweich
Cumshrooms
Josedaq
This is how the last of us starts
wealthychef
Fun fact, those spores are so tiny and light that they may circle the globe a few times before landing.
somnif
Which is one reason there is a species of mushroom which is native to both Texas and Japan. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chorioactis
imullofmachine
Some live action studio ghibli shit right here
gogorish
I always wonder about breathing these!?
LordofSandvich
HI, I'M TOAD!
brobinson2001
Ever read The Necroscope Series by Brian Lumley?
RavensMilk
You are actually always breathing in spores, they are everywhere.
Murtguy
You might become a funghi...
jontanamoBay
Perv.
alantosai
Incidentally, it probably won't kill you. Intentionally, don't.
SoLongSaulGood
Remember the will it blend guys? DON'T BREATHE THIS
SavagelyGental
I actually think i got a really bad skin rash from taking pictures of mushrooms. Took weeks to go. It wasn't itchy but it was just >
SavagelyGental
Red dots all over my torso, arms and legs. Got a really strong antihistamine from the doctor and it eventually cleared up. Not 100% if it >
SavagelyGental
Was the mushrooms, but im not allergic to anything. Only thing that lined up with me getting the rash.
BatsArentBugs
Son worry if it’s once in a while on a hike or something outside, but prolonged or chronic exposure can range from bad to really fucking bad
BatsArentBugs
Son! Lol
TychoTychoAlba
It only lasts a second. Then you wonder about getting other people to breath them.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
Even the most harmless pollen and fungal spores are pollutants that can cause the same respiratory problems as dust particles.
TheOneAndOnlyButtStabber
Your breathing them in constantly there always around.
HansGrubersSuit
Don't fall asleep next to them. Your body will dissolve and your replica will assume your identity. Look it up.
superkavi
What's the downside?
Royalflush908
Taxes.
ProudAussie
You develop Trump Mushroom Penis
WeeemRCB
Free cordyceps wooo .... ack
TheKnightOfThirteen
Don't breath this.
wealthychef
MillennialsRuinEverything
Will it blend?
TheKnightOfThirteen
With a BlendTech? Anything will blend.
BitchButcher
Human body > spores (results may vary!)
SCP01189998819991197253
There was an xfiles episode based upon that exact situation.
rowanmc
Came here to say this. Also, love the username, love me some SCP.
XFilesThemeSong
Yesss
DingoMatt
Guess what! Unless you've got a really nice air filter, good airflow, and air purifiers around your house, you're breathing lots of nasties.
DingoMatt
Not the concentration that's visible like this, but there IS bacteria, mold, viruses, dust, allergens, metallic and wood fibers in your air.
DingoMatt
Our body naturally is pretty good at filtering stuff out without causing any harm but for those who are immunocompromised it can mean death.
kinosnightmares
Yea good luck on your new brain parasites!
LegosBearsAndSex
I loled +1
PurityOfEssence
Brain mold
hunnycat
Spores are great!
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Fun for the whole body!
Metals4J
Fungi for the whole body!
ScourgeOfAges
Found the clicker!
Bhockzer
SFMGifs
I’m glad they made a game about this kind of zombie
baiin
*clicking intensifies*
AlwaysUpvotesRaul
For me, that was the most terrifying thing in the game.
Howdoienablecookies
Big fungal zombie tiddies!
SirSlurmsMcKenzie
SirRichardOfHead
Yeah first things first.
TurtleBrawler
ZLOK
That looks owie.
slinkiisu
severous96
Hay Crabman.
ArgonSpark
Keep on keepin' on.
AxelBeingCivil
I fear I may regret this but I would like to know more.
somnif
Bug got partially eaten by a bird, and it's decentralized nervous system is intact enough to move. Nothing fungal about it.
AxelBeingCivil
That's what I figured. I couldn't see any growths or liquefaction that would indicate infection.
terletbowl5000
Read The Girl With All the Gifts.
sauronater
Those are oyster mushrooms. Breathing in large amount of spores over time can be harmful. Mushroom Worker's Lung (MWL). Look it up!
somnif
Aye we had a grow op at my school supplying local restaurants, my sinuses were always a mess after a harvest day.
sauronater
Mainly found PDFs, otherwise I'd put a link. I used to be a mushroom farmer
Se7enPr1me
Wow sounds like yOu wErE a pRetTy fUngi
OlderWiser
I was a mushroom at work. They kept me in the dark and fed me shit.
BecauseImSparklesBitch
Are you a federal agent?
OlderWiser
No, I was a mushroom.
ImplodingPumpkin
... which kind?
planetfinder
First one then the other I imagine
sauronater
A little column a, a little column b lol. Mainly gourmet though
ImplodingPumpkin
Those string-y ones the Asian use in soups? I love those.