Holy hell.

Sep 19, 2017 11:02 AM

bananasquare

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Jesus Christ

Ps. Sorry if this is a repost.

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9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Woah. Plot twist. I need to go think about life and hug my wife and kids.

9 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Opposite here. I'm gonna do whatever I want and remember that I'm free for now. Something like that story, can't happen to me right now.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is the sort of thing that convinced me to quit my job and move to another country to be with my long distance GF.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

what. the. fuck. See you later good day, off to meet up with my good friend existential crisis!

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

I love this comment, sounds exactly like something Bridgette Jones would say....if she were a real person that is.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello darkness, my old friend.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I hate how unfair life is... This...is so heart breaking

9 years ago | Likes 755 Dislikes 5

This isn't life being unfair. This is *people* being committing homicide.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Doesn't get more real than this.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Damn. This story just makes me grateful to be alive at all. Existence should not be taken for granted, it can so easily be taken away.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wow and all 3 killed by vehical accidents. Shit man, this is heart breaking

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For real

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A horrible dark irony

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Real life very often sucks. I feel so bad for this guy, and for her dad.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tomorrow is not promised.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The real moral of the story. Don't fuck around with your happiness, make every day count.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats spot on

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As a side note, I miss this version of Stephen Colbert (his new show crap!)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

On an unrelated note...where the fuck can I get that big tub of Ben & Jerry's??

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Dude don't they flavor ben and jerrys with beaver butt. The ingredient is castoreum.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It'll cost your firstborn child, and have frost burn to boot.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Oct 8, 2017 8:12 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

If you have 40 bucks to spend on ice cream , power to you

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go to Vermont where it's made, finish a Vermonster sundae in under 8 1/2 minutes and they'll mail you one along with a few shots of insulin

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Can't tell if this is real or fake

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Vermonster is real, rest is not

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Upvoted this story, but can't say I like it. I can't "like" what happened to those women and to your feelings. Hope op will get better.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I don't think it is OP's story, but someone else's.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got that, but didn't want to say "op of the original message". But still, op seems to be the correct thing :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, makes sense!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's why it should be a favourite icon. Twitter made that move too and it's annoying as well.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its 8:30am, why you do this..

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Goddamit. Two of these in a row? Has anyone got a man card they can give in for me? I lost mine on the last post...

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

Get to work son.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you lost your man card for implying emotions make you loose a man card. Man up. Real men have feels

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never be afraid to shed manly tears.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You can apply for a new one at next year's convention, if you bring some good beer it may sway the board to vote in your favor.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I should not be reading this on my way to a funeral.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Good luck, man

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I shouldn't be reading this at a funeral. (I work at a funeral home though, so I'm not emotionally attached to what's happening)

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Moral of the story. Life is short. It can end suddenly. Let those you love know it.

9 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

I mean the guy (and girl) missed out on few amzing years together because of their bad idea.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wish I could give this comment 100 upvotes.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yelled "LOVE ME OR YOU'LL DIE" at my crush. Didn't work out well.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True, and it's nice that these people did

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still, no matter how much you tell them you love them you will always wish you told them more. I know. I told him every day and it still 1/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

seems like it wasn't enough to me looking back now, and I still wonder if I told him more if he'd still be here.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did. Wasn't returned. Hurts.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I know it sucks. It happened to me too. Just remember that you're not alone. If it helps: try going out and spending time with friends & fam

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you hadn't it wouldn't have been returned then either. So what have you really lost?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Well, I lost a good friend. If I could go back, I try to turn the love part off to keep her as a friend. Now it hurts twice over.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Exactly my thoughts. I wouldn't do it again.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My sister died in a motorcycle wreck when I was 15, my brother a heroin overdose when I was 29. My family knows this pain. This is too real.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

So sorry to hear that. Wishing you the best and if you need someone to talk, feel free to message me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn, I was all ready to get upset with a twist ending about the lochness monster or something and then it hit me with that.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Oh is that what I'm doing today? Day drinking to handle this fucking story?

9 years ago | Likes 2159 Dislikes 19

If you're going to say you drank all day, you have to start in the morning.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have to actually go to the liquor store because of this, I've got nothing in the fridge.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Me too. They don't have any booze in this work refrigerator.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Boobtitsky! You beautiful bastard!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hey, what's up! Nice to see you again.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm stood here in my kitchen waiting for the microwave crying at my phone, guess I'm adding vodka to this meal

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ugh everyones wondering why im sad at work

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why aren't you working?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cause hes sad didnt you read his comment? :p

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As if I need an excuse

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-Grabs the whisky.-

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Good thing I have that handle of vodka in my trunk I forgot to take into my house last night.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I day drink anyway, so it didn't affect me THAT much.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The story, and the comments. People coming from the woodwork with sob stories that are actually going to make me sob at work.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just as I got done feeling shitty about myself too

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Just don't drive.

9 years ago | Likes 208 Dislikes 1

For fucking real. Some people are convinced they drive better drunk. You don't. At best you drive the same and at worst you kill/get killed.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

God dammit, fuck you for that :c

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

*clinks our bottles together* cheers m8, lets drink the sorrow away.

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Fuck, pass me a bottle too please.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Upvote for username.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Can we have a "Sad shit" or "Ruin your day" tag for those of us who legitimately should not be reading this kinda stuff?...

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wow, that slow build towards a happy ending and then that stab in the heart as an end. http://media.giphy.com/media/1dJatRrSGJAju/giphy.gif

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When I read "she died"

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Dammit OP. There goes my day and it hasn't even started yet.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That family really should avoid cars...

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Goddammitsomuch. I'm not laughing, you're laughing...fuck...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have one like that. Met in boarding school. Never dated, but made a 'Marry by 30 pact'.We both turn 30 in july next yr. Afraid to contact

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If she declines you... You at least know you are free for yourself. Maybe you still have had emotional attachment.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

her though. In case I'll be turned down.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

at least see if its feasible to meet up and see how things are. Likely, given that you've apparently not been in contact, it won't be there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do it the worse she could say is no

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Get out there man, try. You might get turned down, sure. But doing nothing doesn't get you anywhere either.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

(advice which I also should say to myself tho)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for your advice, everyone. I think I'll send her a message and see if she remembers and maybe want to meet up????

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good for you! You have nothing to lose! Hope it works out for you.

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I'm just pretending some asshole made that shit up.

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9 years ago (deleted Sep 19, 2017 7:09 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Seriously I want this to not be a true story because it's so sad, but drunk drivers really do this all the time :,(

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's the father I have the most feels for, he lost his 3 daughters and that's a kind of love he's never gonna get back

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They're really bad drivers. No clue how the father made it so long.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 11

Scary to know that somebody has to be the end of the bell curve and it just might be you.

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And no mention of a mother makes it even worse... Doesn't take a lot to imagine why

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When people tell me that God does't give you more than you can handle I think of stories like this one. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

2/2 I'm not one to condone suicide but I wouldn't blame the dad for killing himself. No man should ever have to bury his three children

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

We lost a daughter then 2yrs ago youngest got really sick hubby said "I can't do this again I won't make it"she lived,but his words haunt me

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My grandfather lost my father 5 days before christmas eve in 2005 to a drowning. He was goinf to a meeting across a fjord and took our 1-x

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Boat to be back in time for our schools christmas ending. We did loads of shows on that school, and i had a "lead role". 2-x

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He didnt show up to the meeting, and coastguard was contacted. I was getting ready by this point. 6 boats where looking for him.

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His best friend ended up finding him, dead in the ocean. No one knows for sure what happened, as he was alone in the boat. 4-x

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In 2008 my grandfather lost his oldest son to a brain tumor. 9.5 years had gone since his operations, 10 is when youre healthy again. 5-x

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a father of just 1 I can't handle the thought of losing just my one son. I literally cannot fathom losing 3 kids.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

remembering how he handled the sisters deaths, I worry how he .. handled this.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

no one should ever have to outlive their children :(

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My Mother-in-law died of a heart attack a year or ao ago and my wife and I moved in with her dad so he didnt lose the house because his(1/?)

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Wife was their primary income. My wife will still burst into tears when shes doing something because she wishes her mom could (2/?)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do it with her. The only thing that lets her cope is the trip she and her mom and sister all took to Iceland a few months before she passed.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd straight up kill myself. No doubt about it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When my sister commited suicie, my mother basically snapped and was unable to do anything for months 1/?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my grandmother still sometimes starts to cry, when we are on the phone, her stuff is still in her room, nobody dares to remove it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have two girls and a boy. And I flat out refuse to think how it would feel to lose a child.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My aunt had 3 daughters and has lost 2 to suicide... if she ever lost the 3rd, I don't think she'd survive it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If my children died I'm not sure what I would have left, or if I would even care enough to find out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My alcoholic grandfather lost his daughter, granddaughter, and son-in-law to a drunk driver. He kept on drinking. Only way to cope.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bet he hates himself for it too :c

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My bro died when I was two and he 9. I don't know how my parents managed to deal with it I don't think I'd be able to.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you. you were the reason how they managed that

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My grandfather is angry. Lost the love of his life, his son, and my mom to Huntington's disease. He's a chaplain and angry at God. Sad man.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quintin Lance has lost his daughters like 8 times but he only has two lmao

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 38

holy cow it was a joke ya sensitive fucks

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

For the record it's severely fucked him every single time

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a father of 2 daughters I can tell you that if I ever lose them then after whoever was responsible was handled you would lose me too.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I also have two daughters and a son. If I didn't have my wife and you took them away from me as well, yeah, I'd have to eat a bullet.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

handled by making sure that some other parents lose their kids too?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

Not necessarily. Prison always has visitation.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You could argue they already lost their child when it became a killer. Drunk driving isn't an accident but a choice.

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I would never wish for anyone to lose their kids. Handled to my satisfaction. Probably not violently.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That is one of the saddest stories I've read, and I think it could make a great movie, though I imagine it would be hard to relive for him

9 years ago | Likes 529 Dislikes 6

His dark materials is fiction but damn...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm thinking the audience would HAAAAATE the ending.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Audiences generally dislike sad endings, but to me if a movie got you that involved that your feelings were hurt, thats a good story teller

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Had the exact same thought

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It would be similar to the film 'One Day' which was based on a great book of the same title

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Never heard of it, perhaps I should change that

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would definitely recommend - its by David Nicholls

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man...How do you even imagine.. I really don't know how to imagine that. Movie that's rough like this is something I don't want to see

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To me, a movie that can grab your emotions and actually cause you to cry is a good movie. Making people laugh comes easily to me

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But getting someone involved enough in a story that they have strong emotions is not something I'm good at, so I appreciate people who can

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

have you seen "If I Stay?"

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I don't think I have, I'll have to look out up

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My thoughts too

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Except for everyone dying, it's almost exactly the plot for Single By 30.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kind of reminds me of "One Day" with Anne Hathaway and Jim Sturgess

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Love that movie

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

YES!!!!!!!! I watched the movie and read the book.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That movie is heartbreaking

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly. Watched it after a heartbreak. First time I didn't feel completely alone in a while.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've never heard of that movie, maybe it's time to look out up

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's very sad but also very real. The characters are really well-written.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe it's on Netflix

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It sounds like it could be a Nicholas Sparks book. I hate Nicholas Sparks books. They are so fucking sad.

9 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 0

I've never read any of his books. Usually I'm more into sci-fi/ fantasy, Like Peter Rothfuss, love his books, wish he would finish the third

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They often have happier endings though. I still cried at every one I ever read.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ballad of Ella. That story is likely made up, and if it is, it's amazingly well-written, but holy fuck the feels.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Never heard of that

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck I hate that story. I don't have enough characters to tell you in detail, but next time you read it tally how often the author 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

2/2 describes Ella's beauty, and then how often he actually gives any insight into her personality. That story is shallow af.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's especially frustrating when other readers don't see the female characters' emptiness. How do you get invested in a beautiful nothing?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the super long green text?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0