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RichardValentine
"100 new subs and I'll dance for 10 more minutes"
Clarkimus360
girlwithasurprise
If ya got the tits and ya got the cuteness... Why not profit from it? Heh
taivaanporttiteoria
I wish there was some kind of profession to good looking people to earn money off their looks. What's that word again? Oh, modeling.
PennFifteen
Lol dumbass comment.
BeesKneesJohanson
frankbarista
Ha! Look at all these virgins getting their feelings hurt and downvoting this post lol
PoliticalWanderer
Pass it out as needed:
GrizzlyAdams024
hahaha
CyrilConnolly
NoNightDigging
ColoneISanders
tazedconfused
Yinyang107
Aetherblade
Wow, you have that many to spare?
Comet260
What's that taste like?
lancell
VoidofStatic
rexmundi381931415
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
Scorewinner
Always confusing to see the swiss flag in combination with health stuff
DoctorBaboon42
If the colours were the other way around it would literally violate the Geneva convention. And I'm using the literal meaning of literally.
Scorewinner
In Switzerland they are the other was around...
DoctorBaboon42
The Swiss flag is a white cross on a red background. A red cross (on any background) belongs only to The Red Cross, as per Geneva Convention
Scorewinner
I mean, the red cross was founded in Switzerland... That could be the reason we have it here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
witnessjehovah
Wait why?
dirtylerker
https://www.icrc.org/en/download/file/1053/red-cross-crescent-crystal-emblems-icrc-model-law-eng.pdf
EpitomeofMediocre
tl;dr because the red cross is for medics only and you can't shoot medics according to the Geneva Convention.
CoryBingo54
The same folks who often complain about them are the same folks who watch them. It's just the post-nut clarity kickin in.
butwhatamisaying
Rotarded
Shit, if I was good looking and got paid to play games I would. Then again I wouldn't want to interact with that many people daily so, props
BulkSausage
The thirst is real
DownVotedAllTheWay
FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!
Shismouche
Do not make fun of them you are the first ones to upvote when you see female flesh on imgur
Denesta
A lot of guys on twitch and youtube have horrible gameplay. People say, "I don't watch them for the game." I agree with the other part.
TheFastpaws
Usually they mean a theme, they are funny, etc. Not that they are buff and wearing a banana hammock.
aureliusflavius
Haaaa! Upvote
BlueLanternBraxx
Wish I could make bank just gaming in my underwear.
PoliticalWanderer
Get hot or at least jacked enough and you probably can.
StealTow
you can, just gotta not care about how pays you. Like the Thots do.
squirreltactics
More like creepy old men.
thadken
I dunno why you're acting like popular male streamers are all pro gamers. I have tuned into massive streams of poor play.
StealTow
there's a difference between not knowing how to hold a controller and not being MLG.
Seizethegap
HonestCommentFarmer
That picture needs jumper cables.
A1ekazam
I hate this. I stream often and I'm trying to make it but I can't keep up with that.
Hudson7Gs
If they stop streaming it's not going to magically make your gameplay or content any better. You'll just need new excuses.
A1ekazam
It's not really an excuse? I work as hard as I can on my channel. It's kind of rude to assume I'm making excuses.
StealTow
well show some titty then
A1ekazam
I don't have any.
StealTow
butt hole then
Zombeavers
What’s your twitch and what do you play?
A1ekazam
Twitch.tv/alekazamm I play a variety of things. Lots of retro stuff and some triple a titles. Whatever suits my fancy really.
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
Just keep trying. After a year I've finally picked up traction on my stream I had to focus on the right things to get viewers
A1ekazam
Well I'm unemployed now so there's no time like the present.
16DrPeppers
"If you subscribe to me then you can add me on snap chat ;) "
WoodChuckCouldChuckBerkowitz
Any examples of such streamers? So i can...stay away from them.
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Zalophus
Isn't she the idiot that got kicked out of a gym then claimed they did it cause she's white?
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PabloMazza
dude cut that shit and start watching sweet anita, shes funny
rainwillwashawayeverything
YaBoiAJ
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MontequillaTheLastofTheMeheecans
Alright my dude I'm on it,
depressingcomments
Sweet anita is fucking dope, and not a slutty streamer at all.
TsunamiJohn
That's disgusting! There are so many of them! But which ones are they?
Domino125
tReasonoustRump
rasalzombie
Shroud
crbigpapi
Heard he has a big fat cock
manslut
Well don't just say that, give a link.
rasalzombie
Just kidding, he's a national treasure
FiestaCamel
and then you can get my "premium snap" lol
DasFerrus
#thotaudit
kaboosh5353
I dont have snapchat so Im not surehow that works. Do you pay the person to see extra pics that they deem "premium"? Do they set the price?
TheRealRhodry
It's possible to fake a snap as being live though. A lot of those 'premium snaps' are just scammers.
DaisukeAramaki
Paypal them money, then send username and they add you to the "sexier" snapchat account, usually.
TimeForMaybeDog
You can just have a second account for grainy butt pics where you only add people who pay through other means. (e.g twitch subs)
madeaweirdcommentchangedmyname
"I donated 1000 bits, show me your boobs pls."
Sauroctonus
I'll pay two bits to see your tits, hi-ho, hi-ho hi-ho hi-ho!
ChrisMorray
Hah! Jokes on you! They're not really female either!
kojenk
Grim1337
attofreak
Trap is only 2.69% or whatever gay
massiveleviathan
Jokes on you, still fapped!
kojenk
JCentauri
CossackHD
I'm curious, but sickened
Blackrain39
Something something OnlyAfro
DrClaww
girlwithasurprise
Heh heh
IGenerallyPostThumbsUpGifs
sigh_unzip.gif
ChrisMorray
Username checks out
BadDragon1183
Who is that, and is she really a futa?
Elconquesodor
No she is a cartoon...
AmArschdieRaeuber
anime*
AmArschdieRaeuber
/s
Elconquesodor
sorry, japanimation
jethroismaxbaer5772
NeBuR08
A) Who's that and B) they're probably sock stuffing, that was a trend on tik tok afaik.
CoryBingo54
That's a girl, https://www.instagram.com/p/BXoMa4Hlrlv/?hl=en
mastikator
jethroismaxbaer5772
Is this more to the gentleman's liking?
CoryBingo54
Absolutely
pareidoliaperson
Thighs are too skinny, not a girl. Glad it's not. My radar says this is not attractive anyway (for a straight male. No offence hopefully).
CoryBingo54
If you peep the rest of the instagram there's some pretty nsfw but not full nude photos that show she is indeed female.
Wadzirra
Have you seen Eugenea Cooney?
TheTechDweller
Would still be a girl if it was real down there :P
Lucky246
It's a bit more complicated than that
CoryBingo54
Depends on if they're trans. Crossdressing =/= transitioning.
TheTechDweller
I know, but can only go on the information at hand, they're presenting as female, you'd likely do better to call them female over ...
Lucky246
Yeah thanks for that, also psa not all traps are trans women
PaintYourWagon
And here I am wondering why people watch other people playing through a videogame in the first place.
SirBarnabusMontesforteWinsomTheThird
Do you also wonder why people watch sports?
nuketheburrito
Personally I find a difference between watching athletic endeavors and skills competitions. I'll watch football but not darts.
PaintYourWagon
Not at all, similarly I can even understand watching competitive gaming, but just watching them play through a videogame alone? Dont get it
SirBarnabusMontesforteWinsomTheThird
It's a new paradigm. Some would say that making a movie or audible version of a book is incomprehensible.
SirBarnabusMontesforteWinsomTheThird
Watch Sovietwomble play through Alien Isolation, and see if it melds with your experience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XctVrJrCsO0
PaintYourWagon
I see what you are saying, to me though seems like the audio commentary of listening to the audio book...where does it end?
haveueverwentfast
As a female gamer I'd love to start streaming, but this puts me right off. Plus I have no idea where to start but that's besides the point!
cakeisprettygood
Fuck em, use what god gave you to get ahead in life
haveueverwentfast
Although I agree with you that cake is pretty good, god didn't give me shit and I don't use my body to get ahead I use my brain.
cakeisprettygood
Its a figure of speech
kissmyassets
Usually you start by pressing start on the stream. S/
haveueverwentfast
Yeah but I mean equipment wise, content etc. Smart arse :)
kissmyassets
Just be a clevver girl and figure it out as you tinker with it.
sweetnaivety
you just need a good computer and internet connection capable of streaming, plus a microphone to talk to your viewers. Doesn't have to be -
sweetnaivety
(2) a professional microphone, I just use the one on my gaming headset. You don't have to facecam if you don't want to. Hardest part is -
sweetnaivety
(3) getting and keeping viewers, so you gotta be entertaining somehow. I'm not very entertaining so I don't have many viewers. =(
sweetnaivety
(4) oh yeah and it helps if you have a second screen or phone that you can watch the stream chat on so you can respond to viewers right away
haveueverwentfast
Thank You!!!
morkorson
The worst has to be Amouranth she teases her "pay pigs" whilst at the same time being married.
arrbos
A connoisseur, eh?
morkorson
She gets away with so much crap that others can't do just because she draws in thirsty guys and their cash. I just see her when scrolling.
AnimosityTowardTheContrivance
Careful, she might copystrike this comment.
MasticatingMastodon
Then swears "no I'm not married!!" So viewers can keep that fantasy that they have a chance.
TheGreatAku
And then she goes to the gym and takes videos of fat people and laughs at them. Such a cunt.
ItsNotWhatYouThoughtItWas
Amouranth is the worst dude, right up the with sniperwolf. “20 more subs and I’ll do bikini twister!!”
IDontKnowIfYouKnowThatIKnowThatYouDontKnowThatIDontCare
She is the girl that shares her cosplays here, no? I think I’ve seen some of her posts
LucatielofMirrah
That's hilarious
Sexyfrozen
I get why people watch them, because tits, but I don't get why people donate. Is this like a strip bar deal where you shower tits in money?
redbullvodka
Viewers absolutely adore these streamers and crave acknowledgement from them, gets the endorphins rushing and can become addictive.
DanFendi
What does it say about our culture that men will pay a woman $5 to hear her say 'Thank you xX420NoScopeXx!'
BlankMage
Because seeing your name pop up on their stream and hearing them mention your donation feeds a desire to feel relevant.
BlankMage
"Sure, I may be alone and adrift, but at least this attractive lady thinks I'm a cool guy now, even if she doesn't know what I look like."
Sexyfrozen
Weird, but at least now I understand the why.
TheFastpaws
Otherwise also known as them being pathetic. Much better ways to get that feeling.
PattyG67
I love Hot Ones and Spongebob! +1 for the references
juebai
What's you Dave hot ones episode? Bill Burr one was great
HeadJamistan
Filthy frank did one! He did very well against the wings.
PattyG67
Bert Kreischer, Key and Peele, TJ Miller, and Rhett and Link gotta be my some of my top faves.
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiol
The Ramsey ine was not the best, but one of the more satisfying I think. He just got annihilated by those wings, despite his preparation.
MeAndJulio
Weird Al took the heat better than he did
MrJBK99
Al took the smallest bites imaginable. Jack Black ate each entire wing!
MeAndJulio
True. But at least he took a bite off the last wing without literally soaking it in lemon and lime juice to deactivate the heat.
juebai
I think Jack Black and Bill Burr were the only ones to eat the entire wing. And Bill put an extra dab on the last one! Legendary.
WellTheNamesJauneArc
My fave is Alton Brown's one
BennyJ89
Same. Rachel Ray was good too. It's fun seeing people who know food describe the sauces
Efreeti
also Harley Morenstein and Russell Brand
teslathemaxpuppy
Ah twitch thots. Making bank off dancing and bad gameplay
StealTow
then there's "just chatting"
teslathemaxpuppy
We don't speak of just chatting and its nude body paint being "art" and "nonsexual"
StealTow
lol Zombie unicorn with her big flopping titties hanging out getting mad that people saying it's sexual.
teslathemaxpuppy
Shes exactly who i was thinking
teslathemaxpuppy
Shes ex "bully hunter" btw
TF2215
Not going to lie if I looked good enough to do it, I would
teslathemaxpuppy
You look good enough! Go for it, the sky is the limit
XplodingUnicornGlitter
So you're saying I don't have to work a real job or be taken seriously...
Mistruths
No, but you do have to be pretty.
teslathemaxpuppy
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm maybe ill change my stance. "Lowers neckline"
Getakin
I watch very few girl streamers cause I just can't stand this kind of shit.
StealTow
I don't watch any of the thots, unless it's clips on streamers gone wild.
Getakin
Lmao
StealTow
It's like listening to the 19 year old girl who got into the bar with a fake ID.
teslathemaxpuppy
Same.
ReginaKasteen
The men are just as bad. All clickbait titles and shitty rap in the background.
PennFifteen
Watching or looking at the wrong people m8.
Getakin
Lol I can believe it. Plenty of them thinking they are hot stuff
cowpiefatty
Ive noticed a lot of the top female streamers dont do this like hafu.
jeminidreams
Now if only we could get her to stop randomly singing along to the background music...
Getakin
I usually stick with ole Anne.
mikeatike
I don't watch any streamers that put a picture of themselves on top of the stream.
TheDivineUsersub
As a streamer, I don't like it either. I find it so hard to relax & be natural if I have to slap a camera on me for 8 hours straight...
Getakin
One reason I enjoy bahroo
BlankMage
Cryaotic is always a chill guy to listen to.
whatupcorgibutt
Guy streamer version: bright colored hair, rages like an 8 year old —-> 13 year old kids throwing parents credit cards at them
GuardsmanMiku
not really quite the same, the hate for slutty streamer girls is the slutty part
StealTow
name 3
whatupcorgibutt
Ninja, Syndicate, Sodapoppin, Markiplier and Jacksepticeye used to, waffle had dyed hair for a while
TheSpankEngine
Waffle still does, but he's chill I reckon
johnadamsmith
Ninja, xQc and pewdiepie
StealTow
well that's 2
johnadamsmith
elaborate, three names
StealTow
also bleach blonde hair doesn't really count as "bright colored"
StealTow
you said 3 names yes. But didn't name 3 streamers with that criteria
StealTow
so it's kinda like 1.5 names
Zombeavers
Sooooo ninja?
whatupcorgibutt
I mean there’s others but he is definitely the face of twitch right now so he’s setting the precedent
Fromunderyourbed
Have you ever heard of a legend named Shroud?
thehotpinkmess
Naw LordVapors80 is where it’s at. Up and comer!!! My fav.
whatupcorgibutt
Yup! The former CSGO pro player right?
mutableair
I'd rather have happy ladies dancing and being sexy than angry dudes acting like babies. I'd prefer funny normal ppl but those don't exist.
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
Watch Node on youtube. They're honestly a bunch of 4 funny lifelong friends. Doing a lot of gaming/airsoft/movie making.
ICantCount
You could try sovietwomble he’s on YouTube and twitch
vaneri
Might want to check out CohhCarnage!
mutableair
I follow him! I like his attitude.
Idsertian
SilentSentry, Mon-Thu, 3PM-12AM EST. You can thank me later.
Chrjstoh
SovietWomble
TheSpankEngine
Lirik 5pm GMT - 11pm GMT every day of the week except Thursday
achriya
StumptGamers is a good channel with four normal streamers! They do solo streams most the days of the week, then a group stream on Saturday
achriya
On weekdays, main streams are usually 11 am or 12 pm PST, Saturday starts at 2 pm PST. They also do D&D sometimes
myUsernameWasAlreadyTakenAndIHaveAcceptedMyFate
Middle ground is a hard concept to understand. You are not alone
foxnbox
Same. I watch Ridgedog and the guys from Yogscast but I don't know if they play the kind of games you are looking for.
whatupcorgibutt
I really like Lt Eddy. He plays OW and has a really smooth radio voice. He’s funny but very mature and his streams are pretty chill
metalslime
So you want Vinesauce.
removekarling
Nothing wrong with bright colored hair but ok
whatupcorgibutt
Did I say there was? ? I used to be a scene kid, I had dyed hair.
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
whatupcorgibutt
Only when beautiful women are involved ☺️
yzark01
its not the hair thats the problem, just that those types have that feature in common.
clownfarts
Never happened. Men actually have to provide entertainment in some way. Good try at equivocation though.
yzark01
i was wondering how long id have to scroll down before id spot an incel
clownfarts
I would argue that the real incels are the ones defending these virtual strippers, not men who have actually been laid criticizing them.
whatupcorgibutt
Actually incels are aggressively hateful of women they definitely wouldn’t be defending them.
clownfarts
Yes because everyone knows pathetic sexless men never defend women right?
Skullcrusher908
implying ninja isn't an absolute shit streamer?
ArchDukeArchibald
His intended audience are kids
clownfarts
I am implying he provided something of value to viewers other than tits.
whatupcorgibutt
He plays fortnite.....
Memeeater
Just because he's a man? Or are you saying that you honestly think he offers more value than a normal female streamer
clownfarts
An ugly female gamer could do the same thing with a similar amount of effort. The point is he didn't ride his tits to success.
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
Top tier gameplay. I'm not a fan of him or Fortnite either, but you have to admit he's good at video games. He's a pro player after all.
AStruggler
Look I hate his personality but I will still watch in awe as he does things in game I will never be able to do. Can still respect the skill
ifaponfirstdate
Why are you downvoting him? He's right
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Omni21
You shouldn't talk about your mom like that.
clownfarts
Its your mom too...
Omni21
Yes I realize. Just a your mom joke. Guess I posted it at the wrong time of day.
clownfarts
just the wrong place.
Lamplord
Idk, probably cus most people dislike these streamers and just ignore them. People who make posts *sometimes* use it as a front for sexism.
Lamplord
Not saying OP is, just that it might be the kneejerk reaction of some people to downvote it.
Elroydb
They also tend to be people who complain about the lack of females that play games...
brianthefly
pyr0chaos
VrryBurntpork
Because this post is sexist.
nickelbackrocks
Those are the virgins
greenmote
Because, considering some of the things that make the front page, many people on imgur fit into that thirsty male virgin category.
TheFastpaws
The truth hurts.
clownfarts
imgur is censoring comments that would never be removed if they were made against males.
bakminn360
That's the virgins. They believe there's a chance.
Manwithaforkintheworldofsoup
Y
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Close to home, I guess...
HorsefaceBeeguy
Also
ImGoingToEatAllYourApples
Why do people always point out the ifunny watermark? Do we not like them?
Flubunigushir
No
ImGoingToEatAllYourApples
Cool, that's all I need. Why not?
MidnaNoire
Ah touché
somethingawesomeandgreat
The sheep-herd of ”i’m cool because i downvote everything in usersub” people
redbullvodka
This might be the dorkiest comment I have ever read on here.
somethingawesomeandgreat
Oh sweet summer child...
PonyMadness
Why can't it be that downvotes mean disagreement?
BelayzBoy
Because why the fuck does anyone care this much? Sounds like anyone ACTUALLY involved in that process is happy, why cry about it?
BelayzBoy
This is a perfect example of a “gatekeeper” mentality. Who put this dumbshit in charge of protecting the sanctity of gaming? This is the
BelayzBoy
free market at work. If someone can get people to watch them play video games, regardless of their talent, than so what? Sex is sold in a
BelayzBoy
variety of ways, this just upsets OP because feels like they can claim some kind of ownership over it and they’re overprotective because
BelayzBoy
it’s probably the only thing they really have going for them.
Razielll
It's the issue of the platform they're on, if you're streaming you dancing that's all well and good but when it's on a site mostly dedicated
Razielll
To video games, then it's just taking advantage of 13yr olds tryna watch some video games
shorr
Doesn't twitch have categories for freaking eating'
Razielll
It now has the "irl" section to allow for the more "vlogging" style stream and what's allowed in it is a big grey area, even still
TrinityP
The real problem is that Twitch allows it, and that its turning into something that's not "games only"
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
I like warhammer painting streams on twitch. Do you hate those too?
clownfarts
Women want to pretend that being pretty for money is different than prostitution.
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
clownfarts
They are all selling sex. Just because they don't deliver doesn't make them less of a prostitute.
PoliticalWanderer
I got bad news for you, buddy: if selling sex makes you a prostitute, every large corporation in the US (and possibly the world) is a hooker
clownfarts
thanks captain obvious
PoliticalWanderer
They all use sex and sex appeal to sell shit.
otherbarryisadick
He is right, but "slutty" distracts from the message here. Probably less downvotes if it said "Female streamer with cleavage" instead.
ifaponfirstdate
better said thots
ToiletDemolitionExpert
People can’t handle the truth?
somethingawesomeandgreat
Increased amound of fake boobies next to a computer
Rips4w
No, the message is that sluttery is very much a part of their brand. You dont need 4 words to try and describe it politely.
thisappisajoke
What makes them sluts? Also why are people mad about women using thier body to make money? If you had it you would, too.
jd2061
"Slutty" not sluts. You can act like something without actually being it. Also I don't think anyone's mad, just making fun of it.
GaySocialistLiberalMuslimCommieAtheist
teslathemaxpuppy
You cant say "if i had it i would" cuz i wouldnt. I dont want to be known as a slut when i could make the same views without cringe by just1
teslathemaxpuppy
Being a good gamer. Also if you watch the streams on twitch you know the difference between the sluts and the regular girls. 2/
epicureanquest
That would be the virgins
Comet260
I used to be a virgin. Then I adopted a cat-girl.
Bfizzle
Imgur has A LOT of those
ArgonSpark
Also the sluts.
OrbitalSloth
If they’re fake gamer grills I doubt they’re browsing user sub.
Mayokopp
You can downvote from FP too. It doesn't do anything but you can do it. Also even Amouranth or whatever her name is in on imgur