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DaveNibbio
Divertente
dgregs
It’s Mary from Psych!
Janusha
Thats not quite how I remember it
MadJackMcJack
HAVE SOME EDUCATION! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kcx8pztu_Y&
Laynal
no point in trying to educate people that don't give a shit.
GodEmperorMasterOfMankind
MathewMara
DeadZygote
Hyperloop
DearAtlas
This is funny af.
JuanToneladaRodeo
Well start breaking bricks, wet nips!
hoefty
This would be better with world war 1 because Italy actually switched sides
imthebossofyou
Bytencoder
Why is France not wearing a white T-shirt?
loveplusultra
Dudes okay in westworld
PaintYourWagon
Making Dee France was a stroke of genius.
JimmiSimpsonApproves
booboobabybox
Not very often you get a Jimmi Simpson themed post, comment, and username
BettyFuckingCrocker
Right? It wasn't until Westworld that I realized I'm attracted to him.
booboobabybox
Probably needed to drink more milk
v
grateautist
Amazing what the Man in the Black Hat was like before he built Westworld.
toastedspikes
EchoRBPSD
I love this.
Cyraheim
And then Germany turned the gun emplacements on the Maginot line to bear on those who constructed them.
Rexli78
ISeaNipple
Bopity boopy
kisselFL
Siete pazzi!
prepareforassholecomment
umbrellamaker
Che cosa?
ISeaNipple
I dont speak alfredo
DearAtlas
Try speaking more than one language.
umbrellamaker
ermushko
Just combine "pavarotti", "bolognese" and you'll be fine
TheresAGermanWordForThat
That explains South Tyrol.
YamatoIouko
I think he did Nazi that coming.
JoshPlays63
Which movie is this?
cgvega
west world
PaintYourWagon
Saving Private Ryan (the directors cut)
agentarcher
Darude Sandstorm
Dansquared2
It's always sunny in Philadelphia
randoigno
Been on a Hetalia binge so this makes even more sense. All that's missing is the white flag.
Radix865
Hetalia Italy is just perfect...
BORGALOOGIE
TheosophicBlues
Guy must've been like, king nazi.
Seizethegap
BatmanIPad
I don't remember Italy backstabbing Germany in ww ii.....
DearAtlas
Well they didnt, only the king ''backstabbed'' the duce and divided the country.
BatmanIPad
Wait...what now?.... Care to explain plz
DearAtlas
Ok, so when the allies finally reached Sicily and fascists started retreating the Duce ran away leaving the middle an south Italy...
DearAtlas
The king regained control and surrendered the whole country to the allies leaving the country divided in two.
TheGhostofLionelHutz
Nope. Just hamstrung them with General Incompetence. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/00/6d/75/006d752762fab5d13f6ffa0f026c2341.gif
BatmanIPad
Yep.... The European underbelly is incompetent af...
Thelrishlnquistion
Italy invaded France during WW2, and something like 5 French divisions defeated 32 Italian ones...the entire Italian army give or take.
DearAtlas
Yeah even the commies had better equipment.
Fedotia
Last I checked a border outpost stopped their whole army.
Thelrishlnquistion
Can’t stress this enough. It was something like a single platoon held back an entire battalion with minimal casualties.
chummschdruus
https://pics.me.me/a-blue-whales-vagina-is-so-big-and-deep-that-35298084.png
Grimmrog
Why do you think is italy shaped like a boot? To kick other peoples asses.
chummschdruus
hahaha. mamma mia!
scottbTerror
Italy. I know we'll pick a fight with Ethiopia and there 1 plane air force, that way the world will know were bad ass.
Sortros
And next we’ll beat the Greek... Ohh wait...
EndlessTrash
Not quite! it was 13 planes and 4 pilots. Also, germany sent ethiopia 10.000 rifles and ammo as a little "fuck you, italy". Hilarious.
sneaker2
Oh, Hitler, you old rascal!
BritTeaBag
What a cheeky blighter that Hitler fellow was!
SirStrongBad
That's right...I mean, he did kill Hitler after all!
FckMyAssholeWithYourBlood
An hero
SteveBinCypressTexas
You know, after years of selling modern weaponry to Menelik II.
orangeisthenewbasic
Read Haile Sellassi's War, great book lotta details
DearAtlas
The only ones beaten by an african kingdom.
Keru
Haaaaaaave you met my friend the Zulu Nation?
beward
considering the fact that all nations in north africa are "african" too, the overarching comment was pointless. also: Zulu lost the war. :P
gandersxX
Heard about the Battle of Wakanda(2018)? A Defeat at the loss of the soul stone, but a Tactical victory.
Usstiberiusk
This may change later, but I can’t see any way that battle was a victory
gandersxX
Wakandan Forces and the Avengers held their own despite being outnumbered, used the city shield to their advantage when needed. Good Tactics
mni905
*their*.... Sorry, had to do it. My OCD kicked in real bad. I even know autocorrect was to blame
ajpimpsalll
don't forget we're*
mni905
I'm just a bucket of fail today...
RustyT77
If it wasn't for the Italians we might be speaking German.
OafLikesaSmallBike
Not that I’m condoning this, but, Hitler fuct himself by attacking Stalin.
happytreeleaf
He fucked himself by ignoring his generals. But they didn’t have the resources to fight a long war thanks to Britain holding out.
Radix865
Possibly, though Stalin had plans to attack Hitler as well. Just much later when they actually had built the troops for it.
PaintYourWagon
Who is 'we' and what are you talking about exactly?
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
Italy's alliance w/ Germany during WWII is often considered to have been a hindrance to Germany. Mussolini was a complete moron.
PaintYourWagon
It was a hinderance to be sure but did not really turn the tide, Germany still would have lost.
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
The joke is that Germany might've won if Italy hadn't been as much of a ball and chain on their ankle.
fartfactory87
EHY WE WERE AWESOME REAL FIGHTERS REAL BOSSES .... not really. We are ashamed of what we were AND we even sucked at it
JMensch
Oh Italy. You're so useless.
Tenshi1980
I am Italian: you can't say that... Oh wait, you are right...
SomePeopleSayThatCucumbersTasteBetterPickled
I like to think that they were just pulling a Snape.
Rayfasa
Good thing they're hot!
CatsIsTheAnswer
We are? I'm gonna tell my mum!
wyatt8740
You aren't alone though; bulgarians also tend to have the thick dark hair and eyebrows that I associate with italians :\
IamTheNesT
skaldo
yeah, a warm vaffanculo to you too.
iDontKnowWhatImean
aaand you're welcome
WhellerNG
Fun fact. Italy had to paint red and white stripes on the bows and sterns of their ships because their own air force kept bombing them.
badmagic
edissick
Is this the actual cut of the replay? Lmao
tacobellsaga
they do build a fine automobile
wyatt8740
what, a fiat? /s
tacobellsaga
some fiats are good! and then there's ferrari, lamborghini, maserati, pagani, alfa romeo, lancia, ghia, bizzarini...there's a lot of goods
wyatt8740
I know there are lots of neat italian cars, but I like to pick on fiat because it's an easy target. Just not as easy as a Yugo.
Sanosky
That's it I'm taking my pizza elsewhere
BrianStuart
Too late! We've already culturally appropriated the pizza!!!
ZombieJonSnow
No wait
Opportunist
Agreed. No pizza for @JMensch !
RexFury
don't talk to me or my pizza ever again
DearAtlas
Maybe the country but not its citizens.
edissick
Lol. You're being downvoted by italians btw
WhathaveIdonetodeserveImgur
Italian here and I could only upvote such a comment
DearAtlas
Downvoted by Italians. Non mi sorprende.
Comradesjeltonarmy
At least since the holy Roman empire
RexFury
wasn't the holy roman empire not even roman, holy, or an actual empire?
Sortros
It was holy and an empire, but not Roman or at least not ruled from Rome. The first included Rome though.
Sortros
Well the Western Roman Empire, the Holy Roman Empire was founded by Charlemagne who was essentially French/German.
Comradesjeltonarmy
He founded it off the existing empire. Just it split. Or am I confusing the Roman empire before the split
Sortros
1 Yeah the Holy Roman Empire were pretty much a union of smaller Germanic kingdoms. There is a gap of 300 years after the fall of the
Sortros
2 Western Roman Empire to the founding of the Holy Roman Empire.
Soppa76
I'M FROM ITALY AND... well, you're kinda right.
DearAtlas
right now things are tough of course its useless
soapydux
And you’re stylish !!
waspy17
Dude never forget you had the Roman Empire FFS
koopaya
You got those 1000 musicians together to lure Dave Grohl to Italy, that was boss
IamTheNesT
KamonDS
Va bene le battute quando sono divertenti... Ma che atteggiamento servile del cazzo.
Zorrodidnothingwrong
Concordo: purtroppo molti italiani sono i primi a parlar male del proprio paese, quando invece ci sono molte cose che funzionano.
DearAtlas
Finalmente qualcuno lo capisce.
retgarr
Thanks for the motorcycles
CephalopodLodge5
Thanks for the pizza though. Also the cool Roman ruins.
Tudagub
Ya you guys kinda lost your steam after the roman empire fell
DearAtlas
Italy became a cultural centre, it was divided in small states so it couldnt take the ''lead'' on anything.
iamnotamerryman
As long as you keep making campari, you'll be alright with me. Y'all make a mean cup of coffee, too.
Bovisstercus
Campari: When you get the craving for earwax-flavoured booze, nothing less will do.
iamnotamerryman
An elegant weapon for a more civilized time... Plus, it's fucking delicious.
OddlyPacific
You make great food and cars!
PhilipBlacks
Food yes..... cars not anymore
OddlyPacific
Ok, but German cars wouldn't be as awesome without Italian legacies
DearAtlas
We make aerospace parts now.
OddlyPacific
Not a fan of Italian aircraft. 5xxx aluminum is too soft and corrodes too easily.
LordNarwhalofthe69
Went from taking over the world and being a total badass to just having fancy cars and good food
notFromHereButStaying
Isnt that what it's really all about?
LordNarwhalofthe69
If you know anything about the Roman's than of course
thegreatatuin
As a Brit, it could be worse...
DearAtlas
You could say the same for the omayyade dinasty.
LordNarwhalofthe69
Nah they died out within 300 years cant compared them to Rome. Rome grew slowly which is smart they grew too fast
CityYeti
They make great clothes too
AustriaNotAustralia
https://m.imgur.com/UoZobHS (next time without italy)
RedLetterMediaReactionGifs
Isn't this kind of ironic, since it was Japan's fault that America entered the 2nd world war?
TylerLinton
What a shirt wow lol
Slagurth
I’ve heard the Japanese are not as embarrassed about their war history as the Germans, I guess that’s true?
AustriaNotAustralia
I am Austrian (so same history as Germany) and nobody I know is embarrassed about our war history. more our war crimes(!). big difference
S1enderDan
The education system there literally refuses to talk about Japanese war crimes so people just don't know.
TylerLinton
They did their share of bad stuff but I guess it’s not as well known as the Germans
AustriaNotAustralia
The japs killed more chinese than the Nazis killed jews. The chinese are just not victim for a living, thats why it is not that well known
Softcreamybeige
And to think.... we once had it all [cries in roman]
waspy17
I feel your pain bro [cries in British]
Sauroctonus
Fast food! Public baths! Aqueducts!
RedLetterMediaReactionGifs
Orgies! Where did the orgies go?!
elbowdeepinadolphin
...you mean latin?
Softcreamybeige
I bet you are a blast at parties
elbowdeepinadolphin
pfft, you think Im social enough to go to parties?