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Prepare to party like it's 1999
Jun 28, 2026 3:39 PM
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Prepare to party like it's 1999
BlindMeach
The best thing is- he just doesn’t get it. So we’ve got that going for us
johnvilnis
‘Sir, sir. We have worked out a way for you to get crowds so massive that they will overwhelm Obama’s numbers.’
‘Wonderful. What do I have to do?’
‘Well sir we need you to complete the bunker…..’
PoisonHugs
Amen 🙏
robingal1
I'm going to the nearest public library and buying every librarian an ice-cream! I'm going to use that GLORIOUS day for the civil servants who stayed in spite of that tainted orange regime.
nonickname23
Trump’s state funeral will attract so many people the fucking Earth will wobble.
aflarge
All I hope for Trump's death is that people drink responsibly. Get a really bad hangover, sure, but don't DIE over it!
opentokix
Lore accurate
NoodlesDOTExe
I hope someone with a HORRIBLE case of Diarrhea gives his headstone "a fresh coat of paint", and I pray that the sycophants that worship the bloated, orange fuck are the one's forced to clean it up.
RetrogradeLlama
Stop teasing me.
dontrike
There won't be enough pizza and booze for everyone to celebrate his fortunate passing.
iusedtodream
His tomb will need 24 hour guard because them bones don't deserve to RIP, they deserve to be salted and dumped in a volcano.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
The funeral crowd needs to be round with blue patches, because it’s gonna be the whole world.
OozingRabbit
The wole world will celebrate his death with tears of joy. Might even become an international holiday.
ChromePlatedEquator
I bet they'll ring the church bells in Paris again.
WhoSaidYouCouldEatTheLastCookie
im not even from the US or live there. But honestly when trump dies imma buy a comically large bottle of champagne and drink it for a week
Colopty
Should probably buy the bottle ahead of time, if you wait for the day it happens you risk the champagne being sold out by the time you get there.
WhoSaidYouCouldEatTheLastCookie
fair enough but Portugal probably won't upcharge champagne for an American pres death
keelindsey
Saving a day off for this. It's going to be a national holiday, I bet. Things will shut down.
whisker99
Rump
CreatureFromtheBlackLegume
I doubt it will be a public affair. They'll probably find a way to charge $ for entry
Davedavedavedavedave
Can you fed-ex piss to pour on it?
keelindsey
If the travel is too much for you, just pick the MAGA gravesite nearest you.
rdewalt
There is going to be a cottage industry of people who live close by wherever he is interred, that will Proxy Bladder for you. Just keep an eye out for Etsy and eBay listings in the weeks after. MAGA will try and stage a "tomb of the unknown soldier" 24/7 guard, but they'll likely give up after a week.
Jaqdakloun
I wouldn't even waste my piss on his grave
DangerBaer
He's fixin' to put the F U in funeral.🥳
Stumpkiller
With fireworks and champagne.
StarscreamAndHutch
I just want to speak of him in the past tense by November.
doctorId
I'm very much looking forward to the day his name stops being a household word altogether
MechKelly
I like card games but it's weird mentioning trump cards. We need a new name there.
unheardscreams
Your bad at spelling... J U L Y :-)
Ardback
Please... Soon !!!
DrNicholasRivierA
After everyone pays their respects to his grave:
ISayGoodSirCouldIHaveSomeGoodChemicals
NO absolutely not, don't even go to his funeral, just go to his grave after he's buried and piss on it
BigDaddysMeatWagon
My plan is to pop some champagne at home lol
Saxytimes
He'll arrange to be buried in Epstein Island as a final F U
HouseOfEvil
Rips4w
I feel the better option is to have the world move on as if he never even existed. We surely need to deal with the rot that will remain in his absence, but to see how desperate he is to be remembered, the best course would be to forget him entirely.
Legomaniac91
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I did send a letter saying I approved of it." -Mark Twain.
Nightchime
Yes to celebrating at a bar or something. No to direct recognition in any way that he wants.
StarscreamAndHutch
This
manhands
What if I go with a boombox playing fart noises the whole time?
MadamPuddifoot
I plan on having explosive shits on it.
Andunistar
I think the implication is anybody is going, just that there will be a party. I know I'll be getting absolutely wrecked when that pile of fuck does us all the collective favor of dropping dead.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
Go to the funeral and treat him with all the respect he is do.
Flareside
They are gonna have to bury him like bin laden so they don't have to keep guarding or cleaning it.
petrovpoo
Damn, Im gonna have to Scotchgard my tap shoes.
Bizarkly
Two to one that Stephen Miller will arrange to electrify the plot -- because he *knows* that people will go there for this purpose...
StarmineRendezvous
Ima buy a cake when it happens.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Happy birthday to the GROUND
IKnowWhatsInPandorasBox
I have a lovely bottle of champagne saved and ready. I just hope I have enough warning to cook it properly when it happens.
cannibl4
Me, too. It’s my “justice” bottle. Either the 25th amendment, impeachment, or the cold hand of the reaper…I’m gonna savor that bottle
mikeatike
But feel free to have a party with fireworks elsewhere.
smashpro1
Oh, I'mma do more than piss on it.
LumpPump
think of the poor grounds keepers...they gonna be forced to clean it up even if they don't want to
BeaverOnFire
Maybe we can have a porta potty installed on top of his grave? Then that can just be tied directly into a septic system. This will put the shit where it needs to be, and the groundskeepers won't have to deal with the shit.
ButtscratchMcPherson
They're going to have to give him the George Pullman treatment.
OrionRex
Hell of a lot of work for one public urinal, but if that's his family's wish then so be it.
DorgEndo
Where is this grave? So I can avoid it even more than I already am of course
jbw44109441092718
I was hoping for burial at sea like Osama Bin Laden so his followers cant claim trinkets
ToSisPoS
Or make pilgrimages
xlr82xs
They'll just go hang out in some shitty hotel. Maybe rent the $50k/night "rememberance room".
kahooki
Splendid idea for trump.
Let's start tomorrow!
SpaceISIS
either that or Pullman was a lich and the family was just taking proper precautions
azgrak1
I don’t care how long the line is to piss on his grave. I am old enough that I used to wait outside for concert tickets for days. I will fill my backpack with everything I need to wait my turn. No matter how long it takes.
ISayGoodSirCouldIHaveSomeGoodChemicals
make sure to pack to stay hydrated and be sure to bring some nice snacks like Asparagus
J3lek
Make no mistake. His funeral will be a celebration of death, not a celebration of life.
sharK11
someone should just have a huge celebratory event the day of his funeral
ISayGoodSirCouldIHaveSomeGoodChemicals
MAGA won't see the difference. They'll claim that a bunch of people went and only a "small" number were protestors, it's just better for no one to go. Celebrate his death after by making a trip to his grave and pissing on it. Make sure to pour anything you can on that dirt so no plant life ever grows on it
RomanValkre
Celebrate at home... no publicity that could be misconstrued as support.
TheSecondPiewackit
The shiny bottle of expensive alcohol with his name on it will be at home, so... yeah.
DangerBaer
Wouldn't waste a thimbleful of gas on him.
Instead, this is going to be the best stay-cation ever.