Feb 2, 2020 9:30 AM
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RCSpotz
What else ya got?
ghoul1983
Shoot down my first Christmas tree with a shotgun. Was bout 6.
Diknballs
science mr.white
apbadogs
Wood chippers scare the hell out of me.
Xaralae
Related to @OP ‘s gif. Have 3 dads of equal awesomeness. Dad 1 taught me how to swing an ax, use a knife, and a chainsaw when I was 7. 1/2
2/2 Told me pretty little girls can be just as skilled and tough as boys can. Never lacked for money in middle and high school b/c of it.
NiggikamEnkiA
I really loved this tv series.
SaphirasSexDoll
DID WE JUST SEE THE CHINESE PRESIDENT GET FARGOED!?
Jokeymcgoiter
N was #x .’mmm. ?
RedBeardTheChemist
Great dad! Put on safety glasses and let them have fun!
doyoulikestuff
We didn’t get to do it but my dad would sometimes bring out his machete and would throw fruit up to slice it in half.
Ganonderf
My dad let me drive a pretty big (to me) front end loader. You used joysticks to operate it, felt like a video game. Really cool experience.
Beqrd
#gifsthatendtoosoon
KellyShearer9
He lets me be.... I’m pretty invisible to him, but it’s cool. I don’t really like that many people anyway
albl1122
I was waiting for the red blood... damn it the internet has ruined me
ghorghorbey
My dad let me do anything on my own when i was 15. That was the coolest and worst thing ever!!!
SpaceEagle63
Fargo meets Walter White.
m3rkin
13 steps down from the main floor to the basement. Placed a beanbag at the bottom we did. Contest? Yes. I got to 13 steps.
TooDoggoneFunny
When in was 10... ride a powered mini-bike. When I was 18, drive a race car.
TheYodajen
Malcolm is always an upvote...ALWAYS
chubbywalnuts
Dewey chucking in the Xi Jinping was the highlight for me.
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
WTF I WANTED TO SEE THE CONFETTI
3P3references
I love how this scene ends like "Okay... I think we are out of ideas."
streetfightingeasterbunny
They were disappointed because it came out looking like well, confetti
LochNessMister
Enjoy https://youtu.be/uPIfqrhgwE4
FutileHumility
BabySharkEtc
humptydumptywastheking
I also would have liked to see the confetti
https://youtu.be/uPIfqrhgwE4
herph
What about the fireworks factory?!
kwspare021
tag gifsthatendtoosoon please
Hurtsdo
I prefer the bulldozer ep
DonGuest
Xi Jinping is gonna be pissed
Targe0
He won't see it because that would be banned.
IlCastradore
EzraFell
I can only think of Fargo while watching this gif.
soyunfrikinburrito
Oh yes!!! It was a really good movie
zcheney
v
bj52398
Me too, buddy. Me too.
DoubleSunMoonMoon
Try Rumble in the Bronx"s version. Way darker.
ThatGareBear
I'm from Fargo. And I'm thinking of you, too.
tibris
that was literally the only part of Fargo I liked
mattrixk
For me it's Tucker and Dale
iliketotellabsurdconspiracies
I think it’s an under rated comment
"we've had a doozy of a day"
Sonorum
He has let me carve wood when I was small, I got to shoot his 1911 at the gun range, we climbed into the Hockenheim F1 circuit, we sat 1/x
on a cliff edge high above the ocean at Gibraltar, he let me drive his 3000gt turbo. And more! I love him and want to be like that to my son
Stuey1221
Tucker and Dale Vs Evil
DrSharkbite
LePuma
We have had a DOOZY of a day....
goflyblind
we got your friend!
derschweiz
YOU OK?!
pinatafarmer
Love this movie
idontreelecare97
Dale and Tucker vs evil
thegarts
Evil vs Dale and Tucker
acidandfreaky
can't remember the movie title
Tucker and dale vs evil
awkwardbeautiful
So never saw the movie, but why was the guy nose diving into the wood chipper?
emhemo
It's on Netflix.
WinoCrimesand69s
Twist on classic horror genre. Kids, woods, crazy rednecks. Twist being nice rednecks, idiot kids failing to death trying to kill rednecks 2
WellIsThisTaken
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeathByGenreSavviness
Under some misguided anti horror film logic. Worth every view
LazyPunisher
The guy nose dived into the wood chipper due to being part of a suicide cult. Said cult is upset that one of their members has left.
To get their member back they attack to two men who are providing safety to the young lady in their dream dream vacation home.
Igotlostinusersub
I love you. Don't tell my wife I said that.
Henkbatse
He was attacking him!
TheSuperChef
He was trying to attack the guy who bent over at the right timing, tripping him into it by accident. The movie is hilarious, I recommend it.
BishlamekGurpgork
Was this Dale and Tucker vs Evil?
Indeed it is!
ActionJohnnie
Yes and it still is too.
I'm glad the answer hasn't changed since it was last answered. That would have gotten weird. :)
coronalmassejection
When I was a kid, maybe 8-9 years old, my dad let me go to the hardware store with him. We needed tools or parts to fix something that 1/*
I had broken. On the way there, they cut into the radio program my dad was listening to with some breaking news about an incident at the 2/*
airport. Someone was trying to hijack a plane and was in an armed standoff with the police and airport security. We get to the hardware 3/*
store and buy whatever it was we needed and when we got back in the truck there was an update. They identified the suspect.. 4/*
WHO WAS IT don’t leave us hanging like this
it's there..
They said my step-brother's full name and my dad's face went pale. We drove the rest of the way home in silence. When we get home and 5/*
go inside, my dad says to my mom: "Welp, looks like we've lost our star boarder.." then tells her to turn on the television. It was the 6/*
Legitimate question if anyone wants to answer it
genepoolboy
He let me to choose my own path and did not force me to become a farmer like him, like fathers of my friends did.
ginniper
Ride my pony through the woods to a store about 6 miles away. He'd drive there & wait for me then we'd get snacks (yoohoo's & stage planks)
oopsydsy
I was often left to explore for 8+ hours at a time around a sawmill. He taught me the dangers and the workers knew me.
floopdawoop
My dad always loved letting us use the wood chipper. Also the first time he let me do a weld on my own. He was so proud. I'll cherish that.
NoLollygagging
My dad let me fire his handgun (with his hands around mine) when I was 4.
GuW69
I got my own chainsaw when I was 8, he felled and I cut the top and the branches off
tedzilla
dad is a tunnel explosive expert, he let me wind up the charger and press the button, the flash and shockwave are still so clear in my memor
andwings2go
Had a 125cc quad when I was 7. In the suburbs. The 80’s was a different planet.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
how did we survive? I get terrified when my kid rides a BIKE.
Spoopytoad
not the coolest but i almost shot myself in the face with an airgun thing trying to pop balloons on a wall my dad had set up as a target...1
i missed all the balloons and must have hit a nail or something cause the thing came flying right back...
PoIluticorn
When he found out I was building my model cars with explosives inside of them, he didn't freak. He was like, I want to see this! Come get
Me when you're ready!" I'd been cutting open quarter sticks I got from the Indian smoke shop and making small scale pipe bombs. It's a
Wonder I still have all my fingers lol.
TheLovelessHummingbird
He learned how to and dyed my hair with red, pink and blue. He also picked the colors and wanted to put more but 3 was enough for me ?
OrigamiShark
My first experience with dry ice. Asked him what would happen if I put some in a sealed plastic bottle with water. He said: 1/2
"I don't know, just put it outside." As a physicist, he absolutely knew. Left it outside and forgot about it. it was like a bomb went off.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
My dad was gonna scrap one of his old cars once, so he let all the kids wreck it, felt so fucking cool to bash the windows in
tcgl
My dad was a bit of a pyro and would bring home stuff like nitroglycerine to play with. We blew up probably 75% of my toys. Zero regrets.
DrZangariSlifkin
Sid?
ItLotionsTheSkin
He taught me to use all his power tools once I was strong enough to hold them... including the chainsaw. Didn't matter I'm female
spaceystacey
Life skills are the best!!!
jex0
Climb literally anything and everything I wanted to climb. (Granted none of it was in public places but still) also drive a pit bike.
jamadrien
Let me throw a pumpkin out of a moving Cessna into a lake
supermariocephalopod
Took my brother and me to stand outside in a hurricane in MA. It was pouring rain and windy. My mom was not happy. I loved it, though
PresidentCamacho0
Nothing. My dad is a control freak and very overprotective despite him doing stupid shit all his life.
mrsdowneyjr
*because
spyjane
thisistheinternetimheretotellliesandarguewithstrangers
Showed me how to safely make gunpowder, rocket engines and pipe bombs. I've made hundreds with no accidents. Also shoot guns.
gorillamanjones
My dad used to build & repair tube television sets. Once he had 10 or more that were officially broken, we could shoot them with the 30.06.
SydB
He was a fire chief. Got to ride in his firechiefmobile on an emergency run when I was a kid. Lights, sirens, blowing through traffic lights
ReposterOfFPContent
Can we get just the scene of them chucking Winnie-the-Pooh in with subtitles of "We stand with Hong Kong"?
I got to fly a glider. he was getting his glider license, and he put me on the stick. I was terrified, of course, but it was awesome.
Dogegaze
Study. Just notice the great things parents try to do for you. Some can't give you the world, but they can get you the tools for you to do i
thattortoiselife
He wasnt around, so anything I wanted i guess?
phalanxausage
When I got in trouble for setting fires, he taught me how to make flash powder. Worked well- got it out of my system in a controllable way.
Azukare
He let me play his handmade finnish guitar from the 70s.worth about 10'000$. I never connected with father more then that moment
gassersdontmakeaccidents
Taught me how to light fires with a magnifying glass.
ElevenAndCounting
The coolest thing my dad let me do, was be myself. He never pushed anything on me and always supported me. Hes the best and I love him
itsahorse
He made an offroad track in the woods where I drove lap after lap on a moped when I was 10.
againchina
My dad and I built the Bismarck airfix kit and shot it to Valhalla with an air rifle on her maiden voyage at the local pond
I think my dad wanted to do the great stuff like hal here. And he always wanted us to do it too. We rafted, flew in a helicopter, traveled,
Learned to drive really young, helped build big things
BenMayhew
For my Dad's 60th birthday, he rented a jackhammer to chop up our old patio. I got to run it.
Um, that's just his way of getting you to do the work for free.
My friend, there are some tools that if you have the opportunity to use them, it does not feel like work.
spontaneous9
I had to use one to dig 4-ft holes for a retainer wall. After day 2 my arms & shoulders felt like they were torn clean out of their sockets.
Yeah, it was Overkill for our job. My brothers and I were pretty much knocking each other over for our turns.
tftd
After xmas my dad would gather all the cousins and show us how fast an xmas tree burns. The year I got to light it was the best.
bsavvy
Dad repairs glass for a living. When I’d go to work with him he’d let me break all the windows he replaced when we put them in the dumpster.
He also taught me how to drive stick for my 10th birthday.
Anvil1Smasher
Did I miss something?
Oh, got it, he just re-asked the question in the title, DOH!
JReene
I got to demolish a house. Just a sledge hammer knocking down walls, and I just needed to get his attention before I hit load bearing parts.
nanamonster
Same! We got to do this a lot. It was fun while it lasted.
Yup that sounds fun. Taking down a house could be a good time.
We used to handgun shooting on weekends. I learned about photography & film development. /1
Now I'm just sitting in a hospital room waiting for him to decide if he wants to live or die.
rockcanyon10
That’s rough man. Sorry for your situation.
Yikes man.. hang in there
Hey he gets a choice. That's not nothing. Take car dude.
Neptuneflyer
And take his house too. (Sorry I had to)
Nahhh...I have a newer better car than he does.
RCSpotz
What else ya got?
ghoul1983
Shoot down my first Christmas tree with a shotgun. Was bout 6.
Diknballs
science mr.white
apbadogs
Wood chippers scare the hell out of me.
Xaralae
Related to @OP ‘s gif. Have 3 dads of equal awesomeness. Dad 1 taught me how to swing an ax, use a knife, and a chainsaw when I was 7. 1/2
Xaralae
2/2 Told me pretty little girls can be just as skilled and tough as boys can. Never lacked for money in middle and high school b/c of it.
NiggikamEnkiA
I really loved this tv series.
SaphirasSexDoll
DID WE JUST SEE THE CHINESE PRESIDENT GET FARGOED!?
Jokeymcgoiter
N was #x .’mmm. ?
RedBeardTheChemist
Great dad! Put on safety glasses and let them have fun!
doyoulikestuff
We didn’t get to do it but my dad would sometimes bring out his machete and would throw fruit up to slice it in half.
Ganonderf
My dad let me drive a pretty big (to me) front end loader. You used joysticks to operate it, felt like a video game. Really cool experience.
Beqrd
#gifsthatendtoosoon
KellyShearer9
He lets me be.... I’m pretty invisible to him, but it’s cool. I don’t really like that many people anyway
albl1122
I was waiting for the red blood... damn it the internet has ruined me
ghorghorbey
My dad let me do anything on my own when i was 15. That was the coolest and worst thing ever!!!
SpaceEagle63
Fargo meets Walter White.
m3rkin
13 steps down from the main floor to the basement. Placed a beanbag at the bottom we did. Contest? Yes. I got to 13 steps.
TooDoggoneFunny
When in was 10... ride a powered mini-bike. When I was 18, drive a race car.
TheYodajen
Malcolm is always an upvote...ALWAYS
chubbywalnuts
Dewey chucking in the Xi Jinping was the highlight for me.
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
WTF I WANTED TO SEE THE CONFETTI
3P3references
I love how this scene ends like "Okay... I think we are out of ideas."
streetfightingeasterbunny
They were disappointed because it came out looking like well, confetti
LochNessMister
Enjoy https://youtu.be/uPIfqrhgwE4
FutileHumility
BabySharkEtc
humptydumptywastheking
I also would have liked to see the confetti
LochNessMister
https://youtu.be/uPIfqrhgwE4
herph
What about the fireworks factory?!
kwspare021
tag gifsthatendtoosoon please
Hurtsdo
I prefer the bulldozer ep
DonGuest
Xi Jinping is gonna be pissed
Targe0
He won't see it because that would be banned.
IlCastradore
EzraFell
I can only think of Fargo while watching this gif.
soyunfrikinburrito
Oh yes!!! It was a really good movie
zcheney
bj52398
Me too, buddy. Me too.
DoubleSunMoonMoon
Try Rumble in the Bronx"s version. Way darker.
ThatGareBear
I'm from Fargo. And I'm thinking of you, too.
tibris
that was literally the only part of Fargo I liked
mattrixk
For me it's Tucker and Dale
iliketotellabsurdconspiracies
I think it’s an under rated comment
mattrixk
"we've had a doozy of a day"
Sonorum
He has let me carve wood when I was small, I got to shoot his 1911 at the gun range, we climbed into the Hockenheim F1 circuit, we sat 1/x
Sonorum
on a cliff edge high above the ocean at Gibraltar, he let me drive his 3000gt turbo. And more! I love him and want to be like that to my son
Stuey1221
Tucker and Dale Vs Evil
DrSharkbite
LePuma
We have had a DOOZY of a day....
goflyblind
we got your friend!
derschweiz
YOU OK?!
pinatafarmer
Love this movie
idontreelecare97
Dale and Tucker vs evil
thegarts
Evil vs Dale and Tucker
acidandfreaky
can't remember the movie title
Stuey1221
Tucker and dale vs evil
awkwardbeautiful
So never saw the movie, but why was the guy nose diving into the wood chipper?
emhemo
It's on Netflix.
WinoCrimesand69s
Twist on classic horror genre. Kids, woods, crazy rednecks. Twist being nice rednecks, idiot kids failing to death trying to kill rednecks 2
WellIsThisTaken
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeathByGenreSavviness
WinoCrimesand69s
Under some misguided anti horror film logic. Worth every view
LazyPunisher
The guy nose dived into the wood chipper due to being part of a suicide cult. Said cult is upset that one of their members has left.
LazyPunisher
To get their member back they attack to two men who are providing safety to the young lady in their dream dream vacation home.
Igotlostinusersub
I love you. Don't tell my wife I said that.
Henkbatse
He was attacking him!
TheSuperChef
He was trying to attack the guy who bent over at the right timing, tripping him into it by accident. The movie is hilarious, I recommend it.
BishlamekGurpgork
Was this Dale and Tucker vs Evil?
TheSuperChef
Indeed it is!
ActionJohnnie
Yes and it still is too.
BishlamekGurpgork
I'm glad the answer hasn't changed since it was last answered. That would have gotten weird. :)
coronalmassejection
When I was a kid, maybe 8-9 years old, my dad let me go to the hardware store with him. We needed tools or parts to fix something that 1/*
coronalmassejection
I had broken. On the way there, they cut into the radio program my dad was listening to with some breaking news about an incident at the 2/*
coronalmassejection
airport. Someone was trying to hijack a plane and was in an armed standoff with the police and airport security. We get to the hardware 3/*
coronalmassejection
store and buy whatever it was we needed and when we got back in the truck there was an update. They identified the suspect.. 4/*
IlCastradore
WHO WAS IT don’t leave us hanging like this
coronalmassejection
it's there..
coronalmassejection
They said my step-brother's full name and my dad's face went pale. We drove the rest of the way home in silence. When we get home and 5/*
coronalmassejection
go inside, my dad says to my mom: "Welp, looks like we've lost our star boarder.." then tells her to turn on the television. It was the 6/*
EvilUndeadJester
Legitimate question if anyone wants to answer it
genepoolboy
He let me to choose my own path and did not force me to become a farmer like him, like fathers of my friends did.
ginniper
Ride my pony through the woods to a store about 6 miles away. He'd drive there & wait for me then we'd get snacks (yoohoo's & stage planks)
oopsydsy
I was often left to explore for 8+ hours at a time around a sawmill. He taught me the dangers and the workers knew me.
floopdawoop
My dad always loved letting us use the wood chipper. Also the first time he let me do a weld on my own. He was so proud. I'll cherish that.
NoLollygagging
My dad let me fire his handgun (with his hands around mine) when I was 4.
GuW69
I got my own chainsaw when I was 8, he felled and I cut the top and the branches off
tedzilla
dad is a tunnel explosive expert, he let me wind up the charger and press the button, the flash and shockwave are still so clear in my memor
andwings2go
Had a 125cc quad when I was 7. In the suburbs. The 80’s was a different planet.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
how did we survive? I get terrified when my kid rides a BIKE.
Spoopytoad
not the coolest but i almost shot myself in the face with an airgun thing trying to pop balloons on a wall my dad had set up as a target...1
Spoopytoad
i missed all the balloons and must have hit a nail or something cause the thing came flying right back...
PoIluticorn
When he found out I was building my model cars with explosives inside of them, he didn't freak. He was like, I want to see this! Come get
PoIluticorn
Me when you're ready!" I'd been cutting open quarter sticks I got from the Indian smoke shop and making small scale pipe bombs. It's a
PoIluticorn
Wonder I still have all my fingers lol.
TheLovelessHummingbird
He learned how to and dyed my hair with red, pink and blue. He also picked the colors and wanted to put more but 3 was enough for me ?
OrigamiShark
My first experience with dry ice. Asked him what would happen if I put some in a sealed plastic bottle with water. He said: 1/2
OrigamiShark
"I don't know, just put it outside." As a physicist, he absolutely knew. Left it outside and forgot about it. it was like a bomb went off.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
My dad was gonna scrap one of his old cars once, so he let all the kids wreck it, felt so fucking cool to bash the windows in
tcgl
My dad was a bit of a pyro and would bring home stuff like nitroglycerine to play with. We blew up probably 75% of my toys. Zero regrets.
DrZangariSlifkin
Sid?
DrZangariSlifkin
ItLotionsTheSkin
He taught me to use all his power tools once I was strong enough to hold them... including the chainsaw. Didn't matter I'm female
spaceystacey
Life skills are the best!!!
jex0
Climb literally anything and everything I wanted to climb. (Granted none of it was in public places but still) also drive a pit bike.
jamadrien
Let me throw a pumpkin out of a moving Cessna into a lake
supermariocephalopod
Took my brother and me to stand outside in a hurricane in MA. It was pouring rain and windy. My mom was not happy. I loved it, though
PresidentCamacho0
Nothing. My dad is a control freak and very overprotective despite him doing stupid shit all his life.
mrsdowneyjr
*because
spyjane
thisistheinternetimheretotellliesandarguewithstrangers
Showed me how to safely make gunpowder, rocket engines and pipe bombs. I've made hundreds with no accidents. Also shoot guns.
gorillamanjones
My dad used to build & repair tube television sets. Once he had 10 or more that were officially broken, we could shoot them with the 30.06.
SydB
He was a fire chief. Got to ride in his firechiefmobile on an emergency run when I was a kid. Lights, sirens, blowing through traffic lights
ReposterOfFPContent
Can we get just the scene of them chucking Winnie-the-Pooh in with subtitles of "We stand with Hong Kong"?
BishlamekGurpgork
I got to fly a glider. he was getting his glider license, and he put me on the stick. I was terrified, of course, but it was awesome.
Dogegaze
Study. Just notice the great things parents try to do for you. Some can't give you the world, but they can get you the tools for you to do i
thattortoiselife
He wasnt around, so anything I wanted i guess?
phalanxausage
When I got in trouble for setting fires, he taught me how to make flash powder. Worked well- got it out of my system in a controllable way.
Azukare
He let me play his handmade finnish guitar from the 70s.worth about 10'000$. I never connected with father more then that moment
gassersdontmakeaccidents
Taught me how to light fires with a magnifying glass.
ElevenAndCounting
The coolest thing my dad let me do, was be myself. He never pushed anything on me and always supported me. Hes the best and I love him
itsahorse
He made an offroad track in the woods where I drove lap after lap on a moped when I was 10.
againchina
My dad and I built the Bismarck airfix kit and shot it to Valhalla with an air rifle on her maiden voyage at the local pond
mrsdowneyjr
I think my dad wanted to do the great stuff like hal here. And he always wanted us to do it too. We rafted, flew in a helicopter, traveled,
mrsdowneyjr
Learned to drive really young, helped build big things
BenMayhew
For my Dad's 60th birthday, he rented a jackhammer to chop up our old patio. I got to run it.
spaceystacey
Um, that's just his way of getting you to do the work for free.
BenMayhew
My friend, there are some tools that if you have the opportunity to use them, it does not feel like work.
spontaneous9
I had to use one to dig 4-ft holes for a retainer wall. After day 2 my arms & shoulders felt like they were torn clean out of their sockets.
BenMayhew
Yeah, it was Overkill for our job. My brothers and I were pretty much knocking each other over for our turns.
tftd
After xmas my dad would gather all the cousins and show us how fast an xmas tree burns. The year I got to light it was the best.
bsavvy
Dad repairs glass for a living. When I’d go to work with him he’d let me break all the windows he replaced when we put them in the dumpster.
bsavvy
He also taught me how to drive stick for my 10th birthday.
Anvil1Smasher
Did I miss something?
Anvil1Smasher
Oh, got it, he just re-asked the question in the title, DOH!
JReene
I got to demolish a house. Just a sledge hammer knocking down walls, and I just needed to get his attention before I hit load bearing parts.
nanamonster
Same! We got to do this a lot. It was fun while it lasted.
EvilUndeadJester
Yup that sounds fun. Taking down a house could be a good time.
SpaceEagle63
We used to handgun shooting on weekends. I learned about photography & film development. /1
SpaceEagle63
Now I'm just sitting in a hospital room waiting for him to decide if he wants to live or die.
rockcanyon10
That’s rough man. Sorry for your situation.
coronalmassejection
Yikes man.. hang in there
PoIluticorn
Hey he gets a choice. That's not nothing. Take car dude.
Neptuneflyer
And take his house too. (Sorry I had to)
SpaceEagle63
Nahhh...I have a newer better car than he does.