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What he said to that kid?
Feb 12, 2017 9:11 PM
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What he said to that kid?
Sesseth
'Imma need 'bout three fiddy."
boobcat
"Kid I need to let one rip, take the blame or I'll shoot your hamster."
BoozeHound001
"you know, the gulags are always open"
V420
Your mother is my babushka
ramram70
"He's not your dad."
ScrewUTube
"I have killed more people with my bare hands than you will meet in your lifetime, if you don't stop you will join them."
glovelyday
"Be quiet when I'm taking or your whole village will catch "a bad cold"."
IfyouwantpizzapitsImyourman
"Kraft never gave me the ring, I stole it."
oGalaxy
Putin is my Orthodox homie
iluvbunbuns
He's my Orthodox homie-in-law. My church/religion broke off from Russian Orthodox.
oGalaxy
I'm Greek Orthodox, but same thing
whooguyy
"Hail hydra"
wildcatfan4life
"Rocky 4 was a lie, in the directors version Rocky lost like he was suppose to."
Dreamhaax
"We might run out of vodka before you turn 18"
Elonth
drinking age is like 14.
pugs911
Beer was a soft drink until the 2000s
Bumblesmalice
Man Lady Gagas looking old.
neil137
he's probably just afraid of him like everyone else and was surprised to see him so close
boobcat
Whatever he said, it made the kids shart stinky
ricerescue
Rush B no stop
Squossifrage
Something about a gold watch and prison camps?
Photojournalist
"Santa isn't real"
theweirded
Drop AWP please
BannedForNSFW03
"Listen here you little shit" - Putin, probably.
AlexanderTheGood
'Cyka blyat'
HellYeahDude
Rush b
xAWAKENS
'Have you ever been in a Turkish prison'
FullMetalBastard
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
ButterMyButtAndCallMeBiscuit
Do you like movies about gladiators?
buttcrackula
+1 for the best username EVER!
alex5775
"Jenny is totally into Kyle, but Kyle is Susan's man"
Sungi504
"I fucked your mom and I'm your real father"
C6H5CH2OH
gulag
ihavetwosnakes
"If you don't behave I'll have your mother mauled by bears."
ProffesorGoogle
Look at the kids eyes, either that happened or something much worse
TiredOfTheBS
Poison is more likely
copingcabana
...again.
DirkHardpec
If his mom's the one in pink the match might be close
daftmouse
It's Russia so I'm assuming his mom is a bear already so what he is threatening is just domestic violence if it's bear on bear
ZaphodBbx
"I am going to make Donald Trump the next president of the United States."
TankEngineer
jeroenemans
Appropriate username
CanoeArtist
And the kids like "that would be hilarious"
plasticplates
Everytime I see politics on a post that's supposed to be funny, I'm gonna just upvote it. Maybe it'll speed up imgur's impending death.
brinormous
sixpintsofbitterandquicklyplease
I always upvote the guide
Sungi504
Lol
ZaphodBbx
You can see the sheer horror on the kids face...it is palpable.
Sungi504
He looks like he thought it was gonna be another regular silent fart, but ended up sharting his pants