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Son- Wow. You really just said that.
Me-.... What?
Son- You really just pulled on the strap, slapped your hand on the load, and said....
Me-........ Son of a....
I had no clue I had just done that.
TheNervousGiraffe
Dad's gotta dad
CanuckleheadChick
Did you say 'bison'?
CuddlyPervert
My friend doesn't get the reference.. can someone explain?
badatediting
Taught my wife to say it. Even let her know that it's the most important part. She still doesn't say it.
heller8790
BAND CAMP IMPLIES THERES MUSIC/ I just wants to see their libraries- Michigan library has cost me.
PileOfWalthers
Lets get this show on the road then!
Bugdaze
It's protocol
tototototoro
Good job, well done
NigelMcFlan
It is required.
WhoIsBoop
quietwalker
If you don't do it, it could slip off though.
jwillustrat
Did you say strap in or strap on?
JustHereForTheMemes0321
I too am confused
madeejit
And then they tousled hair and played catch until they dislocated all four shoulders.
Tattooedpariah
I felt it the first time i caught myself unjokingly mutter, "damn neighbor kids need to stay on their own lawn..." lol
elicansmile
I said that a lot during my recent move. I have furbabies only. No one can escape it.
JustHereForTheMemes0321
Im confused can some one enlighten me
woozle
decarnatedame
thefrayedendsofsanity
If you hadn’t, it would’ve come undone and you would’ve lost it all. You’re just being safe.
thedarkcanuck
DOT regulation states that cargo is not secure until the operator follows the procedures in exactly the order you did. Good job driver.
eatlightningcrapthunder
UserMCP
Congratulations!
mccar7hy
Look down. Are you wearing New Balance sneakers.
OriginalAndWitty
"Welp, lets get this show on the road."
pizzapartyhard
*slaps knees*
AndTheArghnauts
It's not getting any earlier.
FajitaJane
You cast the spell. It's and important spell for dads everywhere.
roflipop
But can you images if it were? What a cool concept!
FajitaJane
Yeah it's like casting the can't rip tong click. It you don't do it the bbq could go terribly wrong.
Ermetu
It's less of a spell, and more of a litmus test. If you can't say it with your whole heart, is it really tied down good enough?
relpmeraggy
imNotThisCleverIRL
hesbeginningtobelieve
You have to do that. If you don’t do that the straps don’t work
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thundercactus
This is the way.
OriginalEducatedCohort
For decades
thundercactus
hoc modo
SorryEh
I didn’t do it mid august, SO’s bike fell off the rack. Luckily we were still on our street (construction bumps) so I strapped it back in…
SorryEh
Said the magic words and it didn’t fall off for the 100km trip we took
JeffGodofBiscuits
Didn't come loose, did it? If you hadn't done that, his stuff would be all over the side of the highway
ScubaGirlTX
True! One time my husband didn’t say it, my daughters suitcase flew off the top off the car and got hit by an 18 wheeler!
CurbYourClassWar
MAN9000
Lol. Texas.
MerkinSuit
Gotta be some big splinters moving very quickly inside that cab. Must have been quite loud also. °•○□ Hope they were at least startled.
CanuckleheadChick
parkerh17
Wtf how do you even get on the highway before that becomes an issue?
lucindamarie18
The 6x12's are now 2x4's... no skill saw needed or necessary ...
onepinksheep
Why are there so many people so utterly stupid?
CatBeagler
Well you see, he wasn't using his head, so after the boards decapitated him he had no problem continuing to drive. Emergency preparedness.
JeffGodofBiscuits
He's gonna stop, right?
BishlamekGurpgork
Insert meme template: I'm going to keep going/to find a safe place to stop?/.../To find a safe place to stop, right?
decarnatedame
Naw.
SpiteLip
did you "get a move on to beat the traffic"
epicen12
??
TheRicM
At the drive-thru: “Boy, looks like we beat the lunch crowd”
amyrose
Let's rock and roll!
Bergleton
Make like horse poop and hit the trail
BlancheTuttle
Make like a fetus and head out.
Fishgape
Let's make like trees and get fucked
fantasma21
Make like a catholic and pull out