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Jul 22, 2024 1:53 PM
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IgnoreMeImProbablyDrunk
Hey OP, how bout you start tagging source if you're gonna rip social videos for all your fake internet points? (this is Isaac Spotts btw: https://www.instagram.com/p/C9EZojNNqnV/?hl=en )
ThaneofGlamis
iamnoobplzhelp
I have been chased by brown bears in Alaska. They are even more frightening than he gives credit for. They are HUGE and could tear you apart in an instant. Unlike a black bear, you would have no chance against one of these behemoths.
cDuck28Z
Oh, Hi Craig!
laner7112000
CgnCalling
Thank God for that fence …it will definitely stop him….right?
InoffensivePablum
An apex predator approached me, a weak fat idiot, in a “playful” way. What happened next will amaze you!
Mithi
Pants shat?
JackedUpGinger
Now THOSE are murder mittens
ToonMan4351
“Ya’ll got any games on your cell phone?”
DontTazeMeBrah
Na I got a book tho
PassionAggressive
That’s a huge bitch!
MonsoonPoultryHospital
@isaacspicz on Instagram. Awesome stuff.
jiten122
Can I pet that dawg
mtzdoe
I was looking for this comment. I love that kid.
rshewmaker6
Whatever yellowstone
kaosis
It's goddamn unfair how pretty this guy's eyes are. I had to rewatch the clip 3 times because I kept getting distracted by them.
victell
I've been told if you never want to see a brown bear while out in nature. Unless you're on opposite sides of a river.
rufisium
I get why they choose the bear. In any case, I will never fuck with a bear. They'll eat you from the feet up while you're still alive.
DoubleDefenestration
“Now I just need to figure out which one of these cowards shit in my pants”
jimfalconer611
“Photograph me like one of your French bears”
fiddlewheelx
Still only counts as a 2/2!
Littledirtybirdyfeet
Wildlife photographers have some balls. I want to follow them to their favorite haunts for photo ops, not for bears though.
davesaint01930
Don't forget, super long range camera lenses. They're not getting as close as you think
Littledirtybirdyfeet
Oh, I know, I have one, but that doesn't eliminate all the risk
davesaint01930
True dat
Wiesel2000
FallingStar7669
Balls of a fighter pilot, patience of a sniper, soul of an artist.
derekjohn
"*Smell of unwashed underwear, taste of cheap pizza". Trip advisor from: 'apassingcarnivore'
Littledirtybirdyfeet
So far, the most dangerous animal I have photographed has been fox, and they were babies. I do very much want to get moose.
Darkwell
Butthole like a cigar cutter.
3andAHalfLivesAgo
I was thinkin a coal press. Now if only I could figure out where the diamonds dispense from…
Livlalala
Bunnies007
A fine shot of a magnificent animal!
Clayman8
Still fucking fren shep'd...if i have to die epic and chrome, thats how it needs to be. Petting the ultimate fren
OuchYoureonmyhair
hitintheheadalot
Damn... That's a lucky shot and they are lucky she wasn't interested in making them food.
MattArts
Well, I guess they were just blessed by the princess of Alaska's wilds?
ReluctantSir
Those claws are massive!
UncleScarwasright
Brown bears are, basically, grizzlies that are so big that they don't give a damn. Very closely related, and, by reputation, a bit milder in temperment, but, still ....
steelundecided
Only to claw you to pieces my dear :)
Nexus297
The photo was recovered from the camera found near his body...
IAmSailorMoonMoon
You made me actually look it up to check lol
ProfessorDumbass
Saw a pic last week of a guy smiling with a grizzley in background. Him and his gf who took photo didn't survive
nogodsnomastersnopanties
Suovetaurilia
cardinal29
We all want to see the baby!
shyasen
"If not food, why food shaped?" - bear probably. Turns out almost everything is food shaped to a bear so, as usual, this is the humans fault. (Now read that again in your head in Morgan Freeman's voice. You're welcome)
Syko73
Well we think it was his body. it was mostly just a puddle of meat
MadamPuddifoot
I don't think they would leave much meat
Rufferstuff
oldguyexlurker
His Brown Bear pants. (Unless further than 150 miles from the coast. Then that joke doesn't work.)
Gaelwyn
Nah it works. Grizzlies are still brown bears.
tinydog
That's a good shot.
cepacolusmaximus
I thought it was going to be a picture of him and his mates pissing their pants
ADKCourage
Nature photo of the year material, if you ask me
Leithoa
Hey man, nice shot!
tinydog
What a good shot, man.
Sigge1981
I'd say that it's an amazing shot.
TheMellowPeril
If not for pets, why friend-shaped?
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
I'm pretty sure we've engrained the idea of bears being "friend shaped" by the generations that have had Teddy bears.(Since 1902). We made them friend shaped.
Blackfinity
Nuh-uh. Nature is fucking with our minds, just taunting us to get into deep shit by putting cute little things on danger critters.
Superchief86
You can pet. But they pet back.
TheMellowPeril
Sweet!
Hellscourge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UhVwaPfhHM
My first thought is always: Oh look at that nose. Boop it!
My second thought is: BEAR! BAD! WILL MUNCH YOU!
WeGotHosedTommy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GyIlZgMyjI
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Have seen one up close (though not THAT close) in the wild. Monke survival instincts kick in and they no longer look friend shaped LOL
ScourgeOfAges
TheMellowPeril
If bears are big scary predators, explain this
tsleighbuilder
Our ancestors let us down on this one!
TylerDurden85
If I was being eaten by a bear I would 100% sneak in a few pets
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Bear is distance fren. I know, it sucks.
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JohnWickdidnothingwrong
I don't see why not.
Whyyeah
you can definitely pet them at least once
drakkaris12718
And then, Skyrim?
DontTazeMeBrah
Shut up Brett
dumberthanyouraveragebear
Speaking for the Yukon….thats not a guarantee you’ll be petting anything but their teeth and tongue
WeeHuaHua
Aww Sweet little inside mouth pets
TheMellowPeril
Come on, you can definitely get in an ear scritch or two
dumberthanyouraveragebear
I mean it’s possible the nerves will fire as he’s munching on your arm detached at the elbow, but highly unlikely
Fhant
Question, before or after you meet.. whatever you believe in?