Jun 28, 2017 7:56 PM
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Meradactyle
Hell yeah little buddy! Those falls looked hard as hell! You're an inspiration :)
Sluggingforward
He probably falls the most on his favorite days. glad he had an awesome time
BannedAgainAndAgainAndAgain
only been posted at least 4 other times.....many with less upvotes....
TheHeroImgurNeeds
Did he fall like that the entire marathon?.... Nope... He used his wheels for all of it but the last 50ft. Fucking cheater.
TheBestRussian
He has spasticity in his legs. Spasticity worsens with excitement. He's excited at the finish and is rushing, so his legs are locking up.
76000BatteryLlamas
TheREALUnitedAirlines
It takes a mean son of a bitch to keep us from seeing the finish like that. I like it.
The1579
QWOP champion.
Sadsquid
to hell with me
WithGreatReferencesComeGreatPuns
Oh boy, lets take a look at the bad comments
TheGeeB
Why? I feel like they'd be incredibly predictable.
DidItForScience
Camera guy about to help him up... "Oh wait, I'm here because he's a badass and don't need my help!"
MyNameIsHorace
SaintOfIron
It isn't what you are given. It is what you do with it.
Tornadotaco
I mean I'd rather be given a healthy body and sweet trust fund, but this kid is pretty bad ass
disemboweled
So, every other disabled person who doesn't accomplish things like this isn't doing enough? Cool.
wisearse
You're a fuckwit mate. Pull ya head in. Kids out there havin a go and you wanna be a downer. Go see Oprah.
danjobomber
That's what she said
frogtoilet
lafuentedecacho
Or maybe it's Maybelline
pancakeisi
.
heresmellmyfinger
Horsey Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEWO9JljMCY
Gato1980
+1 for Horsey
labyrinthconvention
thanks. not this isn't awesome, but relevant info :Bailey Matthews, of Doncaster, did 100m swim, 4km bike ride and 1km run 1 hour 20 min
hurrayforboobies
You can't fool me, this is from the movie Simple Jack!
motophiliac
You made my eyes rain!
Komer
Well I'll just keep laying here like that fat lump of shit I am. Good job kid.
JupitersWitch
I'm laying here in bed reading all the comments at almost midnight. Far too late to be inspired. I'll go to.sleep soon and forget it all.
Clearcount
I can't express enough how loudly I was cheering for this young man
AndreasEriksen
Cerebral palsy is real guys
Boxers4life
So many onions in here.
Kaine999
It's a good day for rain.
PicturesOfMyCollie
I love how the dad lets the kid do it alone and does not go pick him up
HeyWaze
look at this warrior. zero quit in him anytime i get down/ or start complaining like a wuss, will watch this to remind myself how it's done.
dreamstamp
i'm not crying, it's the high pollen count
ThrowRAbull
It does not matter how many times you fall, so long as you keep getting back up.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
Is anyone just a little disappointed this heartwarming post wasn't brought to us by @AbortedFetusNecrophiliac?
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
Why do we fall Master Wayne?
Panamajack9
I don't know Maury, I'm not a gymnast
dunkyclone
BECAUSE WERE AFRAID OF BATS
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
So we can taste the delicious dirt
nightwolf12
"What's the point of doing all those push-ups if you can't lift a bloody log!?"
SomeRandomArsehole
BECAUSE IT'S THE GROUND'S BIRTHDAY!
swearsunnecessarily
This has 99 upvotes now. Which Leads me to believe you're talking about Wayne Gretzky
tirusr
Getting real tired of your shit Alfred.
TheMattman1
gir2195
Because some people just want a tangerine
because of fucking cerebral palsy you senile mother fucker?
ANerdsMind
https://media.giphy.com/media/mvNExt19DqFJS/giphy.gif
everythingismadeofmincedmeat
Did not expect that, although I should've. Thanks. Gave me a good, slightly embarassing laugh, as I'm browsing imgur on the clock. Thug life
pursuant2me
TrumpinmyRodham
CP Batman
SaikyoStyle
Tardman.
Captain Picard Batman!
SpaceManGlaze
The floor is inspirational gifs
shaaaaaaaaat
He is really awesome and inspiring but I'll have to admit I laughed to hard not to be sent to hell
ShowALK
Someone in the livestream I was watching said "retard alert" as I watched the gif... I laughed...
*too
jmrex
I laughed my ass off. With him. Because he fucking did it. He set out to do something and he fucking did it, despite the hardships.
Loadie25
Me too! Cute kid but yep still laughed too when he fell, twice!
richincleve
I think a lot of us will be right there with you.
SustituteCipher
"Inspiring" is a word with a meaning. I am disabled and I can't stand being called "inspiring" - what exactly has he inspired you to do?
fatfury
CRIPPLE FFIIIAAGGHHTT
StitchesAreMyJam
I guess some people might feel if he can finish a triathalon they might be able to too? I didn't feel very inspired but good on him.
WittyCleverUsername
In this case, it's that he completed a triathlon. Disability or not, I can't do that. perhaps inspired me to go on a short walk outdoors..
brainplay
Because overcoming any large challenge is awesome. If it wasn't there would be a lot fewer movies out there.
mamabarry
As a triathlete, he commands even more awe for pushing the limits of his disability. Disability all on its lonesome is not inspiring.
Grrfield
Looks like this backfired on ya. Hot damn.
I'm inspired by heavily disabled people overcoming their challenges. I'm not inspired by disabled fat fucks in Walmart scooters.
Watch more videos of disabled people running
AngryBaboon
shortXA4311
Soufange
Great now we're all going to hell
superatheist
You sir are entertaining
c0smicj0ker
For a lot of people seeing someone who doesn't let their own obstacles (whatever they may be) prevent them from doing what they want to do
Is really inspiring. It doesn't matter if said person is handicapped physically, mentally, or has been through an experience that may
Otherwise hold a lot of people back. It's "inspiring" because i think everyone can recognize that not all people can do that. And inspires
Them to not let whatever they personally feel may holds them back do that. I don't think it's meant to be offensive at all.
warden543
I get knocked down, but I get up again
sylvaticus
He's tubthumping!
TygrF
He's had a whiskey drink? He's had a vodka drink? I thot he had CP...
nickdoesntsharefood
eddieeeeeee69
I take a whiskey drink, I take a coffee drink, and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink. (1)
I sing the song that reminds me I'm a urinating guy! (2)
geneparmesan07
Go fuck yourself you piece of shit. Fuckin asshole. Cocksucker. Golf tomorrow?
Sure. You bring the whiskey drink and I'll bring the vodka drink.
Norriko
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.... when you get knocked down you gotta get back up.... oh wait...... wrong song
MrAwful
I get up, I fall, I get up again! Alternatively: I fall, I get up, I fall again.
velvetdream
Best way to be :)
AManWoman
Never had chumbawumba bring me to tears before
zeacorzeppelin10
Ah the 1990's
biggwhytey
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks better run, better run....
Faster than my bullet
nayhemjr
Palsy, but triathlete / Palsy, but triathlete
stopcorrectingmyfukinggrammar
He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink He sings the songs
That remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times. Kissing the night away...
Canofwhupass
*pissing the night away
I was unsure. Thank you.
EdgarAllanPoePoe
You fucking legend.
fluhatinrapper
Did he literally do a full triathalon? All 32 some miles?
probablyabnormal
Jesus Christ I haven't laughed that hard in days
GerberLegalTeam
I hope he didn't do the whole triathlon like that.
furzinderdose
You're never going to keep me down....
Kingduckky
Ill stay down
NotAgainRichard
Truth is I thought it mattered. I thought that music mattered. But does it? Bollocks! Not compared to how people matter.
pookieeatworld
I get knocked up, but I get down again. You're never gonna keep me up.
MrFuzzer
We all die.
Boredoom
Oh Danny boy.... Danny boy... Danny boy....
GamingMule
Pissing the night away
GregoriusDaneli
I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink, I drink a lager drink, I drink a cider drink.
I sing songs that remind me of the good times, I sing songs that remind me of the best times.
Fdan1
Ooooo Danny Booooy Danny Booooy...
JoshOfTheDeep
I'm shooting myself in the foot with a downvote gun right now by asking, but is this from anything?
Axewhipe
I mean, that's what we were all thinking, right?
orangedoorhinge
i rocked out to chumbawumba in the 90s but that song was pretty bad looking back on it
Cmycherrytree
I love how the dad let's him fall and get back up on his own. That's parenting done right.
The kid asked his dad to let him run the rest of it
All I know is that kid runs better than I do.
sightlesslion
Fuck yes - still I am not crying damn it - it's raining
Raining here too.
ishouldhavethoughtofthisusername
Bingo! My son has CP. he's 4 but LOVES to run . So this scares me. At least I can do the triathlon at a slow pace :)
Just remember to do him the favor of picking himself up when he falls. He can do it. He is stronger than you want to think. Be awesome.
You can tell the kid in the video said " I want to do it myself." and dad obliged.
I dont wanna get up
goodoldwoofers
Excuse me, the lyrics are very obviously "I get knocked down, but I'm an elephant."
No. Are you an idiot?
not funny learn the lyrics. Bitch.
CatBlaster5000
http://imgur.com/rEKJMaj
KillingTheJoke7
Was it one of those triathlons where you go from winery to winery?
LokiShade
Lol, fuck off! Take it +1
memepolice420
This comment deserves more recognition
VeteranKamikaze
You're an awful person. 10/10 would upvote again.
kickarr
5/7
IamJaxusername
Username checks out
davidbowieeyes
We're going to hell, but-
mishalala
I laughed too hard at this
Chandler920
Take my upvote you piece of shit
somanyfeels21
how is this assholery not buried in bad replies? Imgur is whimsical with its taste.
You downvoters are mad. What am I missing here? This is a joke putting down a kid with cerebral palsy no?
ZuIthar
LaughOrDieTrying
WHY DONT WE GET THE FINISH!!??
A full is 2miles swim, 100 miles bike, 26.2 mile run. So....
Everyothernamewastaken
that's the Iron Man distance. Technically what most people consider a "full" is the Olympic distance. 750m swim, 40k bike , 10k run.
or... .46 freedom units swim, 24.85 freedom units bike, 6.22 freedom units run
imagurk
Because he took too long, what with all the terrible pausies.
Existentiallyupyourass
ahhhh hahaha clever
SidewaysPedro
Because it would be far too inspirational, and the next thing all us Imgurians are out doing triathlons and no-ones on Imgur anymore!!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bEWO9JljMCY
ghettosoak
Fall down seven times, get up eight
apcamanda
Standing Man
mollison
That's always confused me. Don't you just need to get up seven? Like what are you getting up from the eighth time if you only fell seven?
nigglemaster
I was le tired so I had a nap.
jimwormmaster
Zen fire our sheet!
It's like turning it up to 11 when the knob only goes to 10. It says falling down is okay, as long as you get up so hard it counts extra.
NIPPLEHEAD69
They must count when you wake up in the morning..
automaticallymoderated
You had to stand up before you could fall down... I think..?
ukarage
So ... why standing up if it's for falling down. Your instruction aren't clear enough.
Meradactyle
Hell yeah little buddy! Those falls looked hard as hell! You're an inspiration :)
Sluggingforward
He probably falls the most on his favorite days. glad he had an awesome time
BannedAgainAndAgainAndAgain
TheHeroImgurNeeds
Did he fall like that the entire marathon?.... Nope... He used his wheels for all of it but the last 50ft. Fucking cheater.
TheBestRussian
He has spasticity in his legs. Spasticity worsens with excitement. He's excited at the finish and is rushing, so his legs are locking up.
76000BatteryLlamas
TheREALUnitedAirlines
It takes a mean son of a bitch to keep us from seeing the finish like that. I like it.
The1579
QWOP champion.
Sadsquid
to hell with me
WithGreatReferencesComeGreatPuns
Oh boy, lets take a look at the bad comments
TheGeeB
Why? I feel like they'd be incredibly predictable.
DidItForScience
Camera guy about to help him up... "Oh wait, I'm here because he's a badass and don't need my help!"
MyNameIsHorace
SaintOfIron
It isn't what you are given. It is what you do with it.
Tornadotaco
I mean I'd rather be given a healthy body and sweet trust fund, but this kid is pretty bad ass
disemboweled
So, every other disabled person who doesn't accomplish things like this isn't doing enough? Cool.
wisearse
You're a fuckwit mate. Pull ya head in. Kids out there havin a go and you wanna be a downer. Go see Oprah.
danjobomber
That's what she said
frogtoilet
lafuentedecacho
Or maybe it's Maybelline
pancakeisi
.
heresmellmyfinger
Horsey Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEWO9JljMCY
Gato1980
+1 for Horsey
labyrinthconvention
thanks. not this isn't awesome, but relevant info :Bailey Matthews, of Doncaster, did 100m swim, 4km bike ride and 1km run 1 hour 20 min
hurrayforboobies
You can't fool me, this is from the movie Simple Jack!
motophiliac
You made my eyes rain!
Komer
Well I'll just keep laying here like that fat lump of shit I am. Good job kid.
JupitersWitch
I'm laying here in bed reading all the comments at almost midnight. Far too late to be inspired. I'll go to.sleep soon and forget it all.
Clearcount
I can't express enough how loudly I was cheering for this young man
AndreasEriksen
Cerebral palsy is real guys
Boxers4life
So many onions in here.
Kaine999
It's a good day for rain.
PicturesOfMyCollie
I love how the dad lets the kid do it alone and does not go pick him up
HeyWaze
look at this warrior. zero quit in him anytime i get down/ or start complaining like a wuss, will watch this to remind myself how it's done.
dreamstamp
ThrowRAbull
It does not matter how many times you fall, so long as you keep getting back up.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
Is anyone just a little disappointed this heartwarming post wasn't brought to us by @AbortedFetusNecrophiliac?
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
Why do we fall Master Wayne?
Panamajack9
I don't know Maury, I'm not a gymnast
dunkyclone
BECAUSE WERE AFRAID OF BATS
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
So we can taste the delicious dirt
nightwolf12
"What's the point of doing all those push-ups if you can't lift a bloody log!?"
SomeRandomArsehole
BECAUSE IT'S THE GROUND'S BIRTHDAY!
swearsunnecessarily
This has 99 upvotes now. Which Leads me to believe you're talking about Wayne Gretzky
tirusr
Getting real tired of your shit Alfred.
TheMattman1
gir2195
Because some people just want a tangerine
labyrinthconvention
because of fucking cerebral palsy you senile mother fucker?
ANerdsMind
https://media.giphy.com/media/mvNExt19DqFJS/giphy.gif
TheMattman1
everythingismadeofmincedmeat
Did not expect that, although I should've. Thanks. Gave me a good, slightly embarassing laugh, as I'm browsing imgur on the clock. Thug life
pursuant2me
TrumpinmyRodham
CP Batman
SaikyoStyle
Tardman.
SomeRandomArsehole
Captain Picard Batman!
SpaceManGlaze
The floor is inspirational gifs
shaaaaaaaaat
He is really awesome and inspiring but I'll have to admit I laughed to hard not to be sent to hell
ShowALK
Someone in the livestream I was watching said "retard alert" as I watched the gif... I laughed...
gir2195
*too
jmrex
I laughed my ass off. With him. Because he fucking did it. He set out to do something and he fucking did it, despite the hardships.
Loadie25
Me too! Cute kid but yep still laughed too when he fell, twice!
richincleve
I think a lot of us will be right there with you.
SustituteCipher
"Inspiring" is a word with a meaning. I am disabled and I can't stand being called "inspiring" - what exactly has he inspired you to do?
fatfury
CRIPPLE FFIIIAAGGHHTT
StitchesAreMyJam
I guess some people might feel if he can finish a triathalon they might be able to too? I didn't feel very inspired but good on him.
WittyCleverUsername
In this case, it's that he completed a triathlon. Disability or not, I can't do that. perhaps inspired me to go on a short walk outdoors..
brainplay
Because overcoming any large challenge is awesome. If it wasn't there would be a lot fewer movies out there.
mamabarry
As a triathlete, he commands even more awe for pushing the limits of his disability. Disability all on its lonesome is not inspiring.
Grrfield
Looks like this backfired on ya. Hot damn.
brainplay
I'm inspired by heavily disabled people overcoming their challenges. I'm not inspired by disabled fat fucks in Walmart scooters.
shaaaaaaaaat
Watch more videos of disabled people running
AngryBaboon
shortXA4311
Soufange
Great now we're all going to hell
superatheist
You sir are entertaining
c0smicj0ker
For a lot of people seeing someone who doesn't let their own obstacles (whatever they may be) prevent them from doing what they want to do
c0smicj0ker
Is really inspiring. It doesn't matter if said person is handicapped physically, mentally, or has been through an experience that may
c0smicj0ker
Otherwise hold a lot of people back. It's "inspiring" because i think everyone can recognize that not all people can do that. And inspires
c0smicj0ker
Them to not let whatever they personally feel may holds them back do that. I don't think it's meant to be offensive at all.
warden543
I get knocked down, but I get up again
sylvaticus
He's tubthumping!
TygrF
He's had a whiskey drink? He's had a vodka drink? I thot he had CP...
nickdoesntsharefood
eddieeeeeee69
I take a whiskey drink, I take a coffee drink, and when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink. (1)
eddieeeeeee69
I sing the song that reminds me I'm a urinating guy! (2)
geneparmesan07
Go fuck yourself you piece of shit. Fuckin asshole. Cocksucker. Golf tomorrow?
warden543
Sure. You bring the whiskey drink and I'll bring the vodka drink.
Norriko
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.... when you get knocked down you gotta get back up.... oh wait...... wrong song
MrAwful
I get up, I fall, I get up again! Alternatively: I fall, I get up, I fall again.
velvetdream
Best way to be :)
AManWoman
Never had chumbawumba bring me to tears before
zeacorzeppelin10
Ah the 1990's
biggwhytey
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks better run, better run....
zeacorzeppelin10
Faster than my bullet
nayhemjr
Palsy, but triathlete / Palsy, but triathlete
stopcorrectingmyfukinggrammar
He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink He sings the songs
dunkyclone
That remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the better times. Kissing the night away...
Canofwhupass
*pissing the night away
dunkyclone
I was unsure. Thank you.
EdgarAllanPoePoe
You fucking legend.
fluhatinrapper
Did he literally do a full triathalon? All 32 some miles?
probablyabnormal
Jesus Christ I haven't laughed that hard in days
GerberLegalTeam
I hope he didn't do the whole triathlon like that.
furzinderdose
You're never going to keep me down....
Kingduckky
Ill stay down
NotAgainRichard
Truth is I thought it mattered. I thought that music mattered. But does it? Bollocks! Not compared to how people matter.
pookieeatworld
I get knocked up, but I get down again. You're never gonna keep me up.
MrFuzzer
We all die.
Boredoom
Oh Danny boy.... Danny boy... Danny boy....
GamingMule
Pissing the night away
GregoriusDaneli
I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink, I drink a lager drink, I drink a cider drink.
biggwhytey
I sing songs that remind me of the good times, I sing songs that remind me of the best times.
Fdan1
Ooooo Danny Booooy Danny Booooy...
JoshOfTheDeep
I'm shooting myself in the foot with a downvote gun right now by asking, but is this from anything?
Axewhipe
I mean, that's what we were all thinking, right?
orangedoorhinge
i rocked out to chumbawumba in the 90s but that song was pretty bad looking back on it
Cmycherrytree
I love how the dad let's him fall and get back up on his own. That's parenting done right.
Kingduckky
The kid asked his dad to let him run the rest of it
Kaine999
All I know is that kid runs better than I do.
sightlesslion
Fuck yes - still I am not crying damn it - it's raining
Cmycherrytree
Raining here too.
ishouldhavethoughtofthisusername
Bingo! My son has CP. he's 4 but LOVES to run . So this scares me. At least I can do the triathlon at a slow pace :)
Cmycherrytree
Just remember to do him the favor of picking himself up when he falls. He can do it. He is stronger than you want to think. Be awesome.
Cmycherrytree
You can tell the kid in the video said " I want to do it myself." and dad obliged.
Kingduckky
I dont wanna get up
goodoldwoofers
Excuse me, the lyrics are very obviously "I get knocked down, but I'm an elephant."
dunkyclone
No. Are you an idiot?
goodoldwoofers
dunkyclone
CatBlaster5000
http://imgur.com/rEKJMaj
KillingTheJoke7
Was it one of those triathlons where you go from winery to winery?
LokiShade
Lol, fuck off! Take it +1
memepolice420
This comment deserves more recognition
VeteranKamikaze
You're an awful person. 10/10 would upvote again.
kickarr
5/7
IamJaxusername
Username checks out
davidbowieeyes
We're going to hell, but-
mishalala
I laughed too hard at this
Chandler920
Take my upvote you piece of shit
somanyfeels21
how is this assholery not buried in bad replies? Imgur is whimsical with its taste.
somanyfeels21
You downvoters are mad. What am I missing here? This is a joke putting down a kid with cerebral palsy no?
ZuIthar
LaughOrDieTrying
WHY DONT WE GET THE FINISH!!??
fluhatinrapper
Did he literally do a full triathalon? All 32 some miles?
LaughOrDieTrying
A full is 2miles swim, 100 miles bike, 26.2 mile run. So....
Everyothernamewastaken
that's the Iron Man distance. Technically what most people consider a "full" is the Olympic distance. 750m swim, 40k bike , 10k run.
Everyothernamewastaken
or... .46 freedom units swim, 24.85 freedom units bike, 6.22 freedom units run
imagurk
Because he took too long, what with all the terrible pausies.
Existentiallyupyourass
ahhhh hahaha clever
SidewaysPedro
Because it would be far too inspirational, and the next thing all us Imgurians are out doing triathlons and no-ones on Imgur anymore!!!
TheGeeB
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bEWO9JljMCY
ghettosoak
Fall down seven times, get up eight
apcamanda
Standing Man
fluhatinrapper
Did he literally do a full triathalon? All 32 some miles?
mollison
That's always confused me. Don't you just need to get up seven? Like what are you getting up from the eighth time if you only fell seven?
nigglemaster
I was le tired so I had a nap.
jimwormmaster
Zen fire our sheet!
imagurk
It's like turning it up to 11 when the knob only goes to 10. It says falling down is okay, as long as you get up so hard it counts extra.
NIPPLEHEAD69
They must count when you wake up in the morning..
automaticallymoderated
You had to stand up before you could fall down... I think..?
ukarage
So ... why standing up if it's for falling down. Your instruction aren't clear enough.