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Feb 18, 2017 12:17 PM
Sneaky1026
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Titties
HermanManly
Grabbing cow titty, no papa
Phaxey
.. So turns out vegans were right all along?
SirShmango
The "apparently" makes this ten times funnier.
colonellocke
Cut out the middle man and just grab HR's titty!
Rektastic
what if HR is a thin man
karenscream
That's funny because my name is Karen & I work in accounting.
shouldistayorshouldigo
electrifyingseer
ryan haywood would disagree
bb2b
It's damp, cold, dark and lonely out on the moor.
justfukingoogleit
God Karen your such a bitch!
thecomputerrepairguy
Trumps latest presidential declaration?
GrimKatDesigns
Is Karen an accountant cow? Ok. Is Karen a human you call a cow? Not ok either.
becauseurwrong
Haha i conflated a human being with a farm animal it's funny right
BravoBear
Apparently. lol
graehall
If you started an accounting firm for Mexican restaurants, your company name would have to be 'Jalapeno Business'.
graehall
Although, there aren't really firms for things as specific as nation's cuisines. It's sad, but I guess there's just no accounting for taste.
CraneStyleKungFu
What if I grab a cow's titty while having sex with Karen in accounting who is in fact a human? Is that ok?
BobKatt
Damn Karen.
PW28
I like Planktons Karen...
NeuerStandard
it's basically: one thing is ok, another is not and if you ask too much you will get trouble
BitchButcher
What about having sex with Karen and is grabbing Karen's titty still forbidden while having sex?
ghengiscant
GusGomez
Grabbing Karen the cow ?
rybenaberry
Don't they mean Karen from finance!?
RockOutWithMyBachOut
I grabbed Karen's cow, and now I have titties. Help.
Hannabooboos
I grab cow titties for a living
randehman
Where do you live that you can just go around molesting cows that don't belong to you?
busdriverdan
This is funny but if your actually confused the difference between these is consent.
gummybearking
Can a cow consent to titty-grabbing?
busdriverdan
No but theres a difference between sexual grabbing and milking the cow.
IronicUsername
Also, HR's probably not going to like you grabbing Karen's tits in the workplace, even with consent.
thegelatoking
ratcamper
I can't be the only person that reads it in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice.
nordicfatcheese
SexualConsent
This is how furries are born.
MagicallyMike
thegriffin88
Very demanding for a kid's book...
DangerouslyMoist
This made me laugh far more than it should have in a reasonable society
DrTacticalKeyboard
Wat
CanonInTheStreetsFanonInTheSheets
Las Lindas in a nutshell.
NotACanadian
http://imgur.com/r/hucow
AnonymousCaptain
Uh wow, alot of research content here ay?
NotACanadian
Yeah. Agricultural science, you see.
chinarider1
Da fuq
jPharm
"Karen is always a douchebag. Every group has a Karen"
10tacles
JuanMoreNight
Karen was my dad's mistress and now my step mom, so always love the Karen jokes
KingTopher
I've heard that she can be quite the bag of dicks.
AwesomeName
Cute tits to not make up for a shitty personality, Karen!
iamstormtroll
And she also does anal
FinnickTheCorgi
TheGrubermeister
What if there is no Karen in accounting? What if there is a Korean in accounting? Can I grab that titty? Please advise ASAP. It's pertinent.
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UniformResourceLocator
You're fine, because grabbing Karen in accounting's titty is not ok.
ActuallyJabbaTheHutt
Depends on whether she love you long time or not.
Acatno
She's Korean, not Thai.
Cere4l
course you can, but should you?
PartyPete
What if there is no Carol in HR? What if half the employees are made up? What about Pepe Silvia? This office is a goddamn ghost town!
technicolorsound
will you settle down and have another cup of coffee?
ArdentSlacker
Check company policy and Karen policy. It varies from workplace to workplace and Karen to Karen.
FemaleINTJ
There is always a Karen in accounting, ours is in accounts payable.
alexkealeyak47
It would be a slitty titty
reverseblumpkin
The only Korean I have ever seen with titties is Kim Jong Un.
GuyNamedSean
Is the Korean a Korean cow or a Korean human?
TheGrubermeister
Human. Cows don't understand GAAP accounting.
iTakeQuotesOutOfContext
Most humans don't understand GAAP accounting, either.
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
My kind of joke.
only90skidswillgetthis
Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. JUST a moment.
tomyironmane
... I heard the voice, man....
Suiagg
What if Karen from accounting was a cow?
GreenMeen28
If she is a Feminist then yes, yes she is a cow
cinnewyn
I'm a Karen and I find this comment udderly disgraceful!
NotARobotISwear
Hey, you gotta love dem double d's
virgil592
Figuratively, no. Literally, yes, yank away.
Davedavedavedavedave
She is a fucking cow.
Windharp
Then sex with her would be not okay. Apparently.
PerfectSpawn
Karen is now gonna visit the cow in HR
scooterific
Hey man I know she's been putting on a little weight but I think that's a little overboard
MemeDissector
EIEIO
bouc
Letting cows do accounting: not ok
iWantFunk
Depends if you mean a big fat cow or an actual cow.
iamstormtroll
Yeah! Or a cow.
SometimesImReady
Well that's not nice. I shouldn't talk though..sometimes (in my mind) I call certain people whales.
S4dLama
Calling Karen from accounting a cow, not ok
kmikl
*accownting.
TheLightInTheDark
Asking the real questions!
SortaKindaFunny
fluortanten
amendment 1: calling a cow human is OK, but calling Karen from accounting a cow is not OK
FernandoRumdebum
Fuck the titties. Duh
DracidWasTaken
did you just assume her species?
rallen9268
Then she'd have a beef with you. wait... that pun doesn't sound right.
theyar
What if she's human and you're having sex with her?
xZelas
Then grab titty are ok
yougoteggnoginmygoatsmilk
Loophole!
StephNugs
Ok
stefanreckson
Ah you beat me to it! Plus one for you
blackguard89
Greg we talked about calling co-workers names just 3 days ago...
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
JOHNSON, Get back to work and quit milking it!
Ayzay
That's no respectful way to talk about fat bitches.
TheGuardianFox
Oh, so you enjoyed Tracy Jordan's new movie too? :P
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
whale oil beef hooked
ninjakittyboxrz
A rare photo of Karen from accounting.
Idonotownadinosaur
Ok
agentbro007
Isn't that OPs mom?
agentbro007
Isn't that OPs mom?
iJordon
Find out why milk companies around the world hate Karen.
amyhadalittlepond
Please take down my pics
theMayanStallion
I lost it with thia, thanks Karen
existemi
A medium rare photo of Karen from accounting.
stefanreckson
Rare because she doesn't like to have her picture taken... On ACCOUNT of her looks....
ninjakittyboxrz
Don't you mean... on ac-cow-nt of her looks?
Igncom1
Do you have a medium-rare photo?
royalsoup
Oh my god
talosguideme
That's Moolissa you pleb! Get your cow women correct
chettlar
All women are the same anyway
waudey912
They prefer to be called heifers you insensitive beast!
ElCabaro
Actually it was a male cow. So this would be a cow man
KimJungPun
They all look the same to me
DrTadakichi
That's uh, not an udder. You can't get milk from that.
MrBlessThisMess
MrBooBear
Username checks out
Bibes
Well... not THAT kind of milk anyway.
MrBassoonBro
That's how you get trans-fats milk
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
Kirchmeister
Don't you mean a-cow-nting
lintwizard
I thought that was the joke in the OP?
SquanchingSquancher
Get out.
TheDudeSkywalker
Accownting
thetickcannothaveaspoontoobig
Beat me to it
CasuallyMasturbatingInPublic
You motherfucker +1
Deadpoolisalwaysrelevant
Mudderfucker...
TheServantOfDeath
I'm udderly surprised at this pun,
TheMostBiggestPanda
I LAUGHED INAPPROPRIATELY LOUDLY AT THIS #CAPPSLOCK!!!!!!
annalushSL
As accountant, I approve this.
CandyCaneClorox
as a not acowntant, I approve this
TheMostBiggestPanda
Have some decency man!
kmikl
*accowntant. Get a cow print cover for your work chair. Commit to the pun.
annalushSL
Lol! I missed my opportunity!
kmikl
Bring the meme to life. :)