Quotable Chris Farley Quotes

Jul 7, 2019 1:42 PM

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Tommy boy was one of my favs.

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Tommy want wingy!

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I bet that Van isn't too bad... no rent.. utilities.. contracts..

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Quit Playing with your Dinghy!

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This link is Adam Sandler singing about missing his friend, Chris Farley. It broke my heart. Enjoy. https://streamable.com/mgwk5

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Such a shame, I loved his movies. He had such a sad ending. Fuck that prostitute for idly standing by while he died.

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She was already leaving and he collapsed while begging her to stay, she didn’t even check his vitals she just bounced. So unfortunate.

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I wonder if he would be alive if the hooker he was with would have called 911 instead of clicking pictures

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Rest in peace Chris. What an absolute legend.

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That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of Asssh. I love ya Chris

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For those interested he is interred in the main mausoleum Resurrection Cemetery, Madison WI.

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Sinner.....

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"Dad, I wish you would just shut your freakin' YAPPER!"

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"WELL LA-DEE-FREAKIN'-DAAH!"

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Hahahahaha KOO KOO KACHOOOO

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Don't know if it's OC, but love this Farley freak-out... So take it with my up vote @op

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That sketch is a fucking classic. Google "Chris Farley Hidden Camera Commercials."

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He was taken too soon, RIP to the goat...

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I knew him. He was lovely, kind and tragic. To quote Neil Young; But every junkie’s like a setting sun.

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Not so much here, not here, but riiight here....

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That's a GIF you can hear.

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Well Dave, the problems continued

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I miss Chris. He was a big part of my comedy growing up

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I was in highschool when he died. First celebrity death that made me genuinely sad.

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It would be interesting to see how modern comedy would be different if he didn’t pass away

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Same

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Buddy of mine looked very similar to Chris. He learned all his moves/sayings. It was really hard on him when he passed. I miss him.

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Same! My brother, uncle and I still quote his films daily

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It's sad when people can bring so much joy to everyone around them but can't do the same for themselves

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I mean, he probably felt a lot of joy partying so hard. Maybe he partied because he felt so bad? RIP Chris.

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When a bouncer and a ninja take the stage...

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and also there was Patrick Swayze

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Best sketch ever

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Never fails to crack me up. Chris just goes for it.

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Also Phil Hartman :(

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Is this...heaven?

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They were both gone within 6 months of this :(

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The perspective of someone who was fat. The world treats you like a useless piece of shit. Most fat people suffer from past traumas.

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Yessir. As someone no longer fat I can safely say people treat me differently and it's fucked up! Still depressed though.

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And or depression. Nothing like going out in public in ill fitting clothes and seeing the looks of discust on peoples faces.

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One of the greatest of all time!!! Love you and miss you!!!

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Whad you do?!?!

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Richaaard... RICHAAAARD!

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Fat guy in a little coat...

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Who’s your favorite little rascal?

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Do you know where the weight room is???

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I'll figure it out

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v I channel my inner Chris when I drive

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Good! Great! Grand!..no yelling on the bus!

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Everybody on? Great, grand, wonderful!

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Everytime I encounter a very slight inconvenience

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