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ArgJargon
Don't even think about looking at mayonnaise.
januarylover
Can't order butter chicken & a garlic naan
gettingtwelveblueshellsinarow
Not permitted to emerge from the bathroom shaking water off your hands, saying “You guys ready to rock ‘n roll?”
ConnectToReality
You're brown eyes will no longer turn blue.
myscaleisntaccurate
You are prohibited from saying living the dream
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Toodle-oo kangaroo
Chefpnut
Not allowed to say, “Let’s skeedaddle.”
DeeDoubleYu
fuck is race faking?
kylepayton1360
Face raking?
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
If you clap when the plane lands anyway you need to be shot into the sun.
Ivalicenyan
Sounds about white
Fauxcused
You must use more than salt and pepper to slice food
IWantedOneOfThoseLongUsernamesTooSoIGotOne
Anybody who can slice food using only salt and pepper gets to do whatever they want, in my book.
Letmelookatpictures
Like those who swallow pills with no water, they are not to be trifled with
CatsDogsFoodandNature
Can't say "Ope" if we bump into anyone / anything on accident.
bill4935
All right, everyone! Shut down Canada.
Baron29
"You are NOT permitted to play that funky music" got me
MonchiComingAtYa
Last week one person in the cinema clapped at the end of batman, it was both hilarious a d cringe af
ruferto
oh shit theres a new batman out? how was it?
orangeflava
Its pretty rad. Michael Keaton is back baby!!!
UncleScarwasright
Can I still comment on the weather, and begin every long car drive with "we're burnin' daylight, let's go!"
ruferto
thats more of a dad thing
Sarpedan
no, you are also prohibited from wearing socks and sandals
tmtowtdi
I misread the first line as "are you face-raking". Had to re-read it three times before it resolved. Brains are weird.
PotatoPequeno
I did not realize it didn't say that until seeing your comment. Thanks ?
shyriath
Sometimes, brains fail to brain.
swirlsbeforepine
“Gotta little kick to it.”
tdubsters
What about when I strap my trailer down. Can’t say “that’s not going anywhere” ?????
SilverFoxChaser
Hand in your Queen card.
IhopeyougetstageIIIcoloncancer
Point of information: are they not allowed to faux-flamboyantly remark "yaaaaas", or are they not allowed to sing the falsetto duet at bars?
piconuke
yes
TheDogEnd
They're no longer allowed to smile like this
BlueDsc
Okay that last guy got me. Good punchline.
TheDogEnd
Also, when asked how they're doing at work, "livin' the dream" is no longer a valid response
fruust
Is that even a smile? For me it's more showing I don't enjoy being in the situation I share with the recipient
TheUnstoppableWampas
And some say white people don't have their own culture.
LastoftheLillyCreatures
yes, and seeing it explains alot about why we have an urge to assimilate others just like the english went for spices. (half-ironic)
ShiftingPattern
Having been born a middle-class WASP in New England, I can assure you that we have a rich, cultural heritage of alcoholism.
AsianLeprechaun
Extra mayo for me please!
Trelfar
bardman135
This comment made me drop my peanut butter banana...probably for the best, it was getting too spicy for me.
GWJYonder
Are they still allowed to have beach memorabilia in their bathroom?
eggmuffin
10 000 years worth of Europeans would probably disagree.
ArcaneConjecture
There's Irish, Italian, French, English, Scottish culture, etc. But no "white" culture.
MrHailstone
Thats why we europeans like to call americans cultureless morons.
raptorlight3000
Just like there is no worldwide black culture... Almost like we produce a culture through the people next to us...
PhoenixPerson
I love that you put Irish first even though they were the last to count as "white".
piconuke
not sure what you mean, in my experience they are pretty fucking white ?
Strawberrybell
They were not treated kindly in the US or UK.
PhoenixPerson
Other white people, historically, did not enjoy the Irish.
RayAnselmo
(Answers phone "Oollo?" like Megamind)
LostShinta
CaptainHightower
Why not Alexander Graham Bell's preferred salutation, "Ahoy-hoy"?
Howlingowl
I’m partial to answering the phone: “Ahoy-hoy”
Theraininspaindrainsmainlydownthemainvein
FlyingMonkeyButt
I like “ Ahoy hoy” like Mr Burns
effingrayofsunshine
I do that too!!
CalmDownToaMildPanic
Homer: Myellow
zurbergram
Mushi mushi
LdaQuirm
Bugs?
Eldibs
I literally do this when my brother calls me. Yes, I am white, why do you ask?
GodEmperorOfImgur
I... uh... I actually unironically still do that.
LdaQuirm
Likewise.
Pentacus
That damn beakless toucan image has corrupted my brain into using "Nyello" unironically
PokingSmot
*answers phone*: wolololo
HarrisonTheViking
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
SatanicSpirals
I have started greeting my spouse with "wololo"
NotAPervert
Once a monk used wololo and converted a viper I’d spawned with cheat codes. It was not a fun time.
NotAPervert
Correction, cobra not viper
heroesblood
/turns blue
EvilKrikkit
....I see your point.
portraitsforfriends
Yeah! We should beat up our leader!
mondeca
Metrocity
timeforsomegoodnewseveryone
I can't believe you pronounce it as metrocity not metrocity
mondeca
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Metrocity.
timeforsomegoodnewseveryone
No, it's metrocity!
mondeca
Metrocity.
Thresholdpush
No mention of deviled eggs or Cucumber?
ruferto
delived belong to everyone now
Thresholdpush
The trick is a little minced red onion & not too much paprika.
piconuke
paprika ? not tabasco ?
Thresholdpush
That goes on top. I actually prefer a sauce called "Yucatan Sunshine". Goes really well with the flavours.
piconuke
oh, I will have to see if I can get that in France