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wadeissupercool
So what did he do before he got his dream job as cowboy Curtis?
phoenixsong371
I mean, I got a job at my dream company first try. It took a fuckton of work. Super stoked, even tho I'm starting from the bottom. ????
benderbendingbanannapants
See, that’s the opposite of my problem. I got my dream job right away, then I got promoted to something entirely different.
dontrike
Or the dozenth time.
Zordicron
I have the job I want, it just is purposely not acknowledged by my employer so they don't have to pay me fairly to do it.
squishybaker
true dat, but i finally got it after a year and one job, and it's even better than the job i wanted.
m0nk3ym4n
Also careers aren’t linear paths you do a lot of shitty work between point and point b.
HeyOP
You sure he didn't want that job?
ambiguouslybrown88
Where’s Jambi the Genie?
barnwolf
That's not true. I knew a guy who got the job I wanted his first time around. It wasn't the job he wanted but that's not my point.
Hoenheign
I’ve seen him gust star on M.A.S.H as ‘Larry Fishburne’ he looked so young.
WisconsinCentral2714
wasn't that the episode with the CO that kept sending the black soldiers to do the most dangerous work?
OliverClothesoff70
Morpheus on MASH: https://youtu.be/7HyK8rAA_Eo
ilhares
He was billed as Larry for many years.
snortingcocainoffwarmpuppiestummies
As a white Australian middle class male, this is not true at all
DanTheeOneAndOnlyMan
ketochris
Ah yes. A young Samuel L. Jackson
whereigotogetdownvotes
I'm pretty sure it's Morgan Freeman. Although you may be right what with the Jheri curl. I really can't tell.
ImgurDemonym
Eddie Murphy.
RocknOats
Except that his first role was as a badass soldier in one of the best movies ever made... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laurence_Fishburne
fiddlewheelx
I dunno, that job looks pretty damned fun
brettmarkley1
Cowboy Curtis. Haha. In my best PeeWee voice.
HaulinOats
YOU SAID THE WORD OF THE DAY!!!!
sithney
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Wookiebutter
Look chairie, its COWBOY CURTIS! HUH HUH ehehehe.
SillyMoose3
As someone who just accepted a job out of college, I definetly had to sacrifice a lot of things. You're just getting experience there.
PoopyPantsStinkerButt
The Rock has come a long way
MrHainey
Ahh.. Morgan Freeman before he did Sesame Street.
Fauxcused
I got the job I wanted first time around.
IWatchBirdsForALiving
Same.
ChrisVZ
Morpheus before he escaped the matrix.
KatHob10
You get my upvote just cause my good boy is named Morpheous
SonOfChicken
He doesn't look that happy after the red pill
Hybris51129
Reality is rarely pleasant.
DemiGuy
The first matrix sucked, so they had to restart it
IchWillSchlafen
Morpheus , Dorpheus , Orpheus Go eat some walruses Orifices , Porridges Morpheus , Morpheus Going to the Buffet and Walruses Corpheus
mrfero
What
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
And this picture is exactly why he wanted to escape.
Jaymezians
I did, I just kept my standards impossibly low.
HammerParty13
Incorrect.
MhuzLord
When you start out as an actor I'm pretty sure you really want every job you can get
jaminjimmyjames
Laurence Fishburne lied about his age so he could be in Apocalypse Now when he was 14. Heck of a start.
zoezoebelle
Depends how much lube they give you
PanksxD
As an actor, can confirm
Datsinginguy
As an actor, this is true
posthero
They just wanna eat
puppet
stonedrunkdoctor
not true. Most people that want to make it as actors are not willing to cross their moral code. For some it’s nudity, others it’s playing
MhuzLord
I was thinking more about ridiculous roles
stonedrunkdoctor
For example?
everettscott
Cowboy Curtis.
stonedrunkdoctor
Ok I now see what you are saying. It me a full circle, but I’m there...
stonedrunkdoctor
A racial stereotype. And some won’t fuck Weinstein. That being said, most actors will die broke.
stonedrunkdoctor
I have been advised to never take a role I’m uncomfortable with because: 1. Something new will always come by 2. You will regret it!
PotatoIsland
Yeah and I believe Jim Carry said he wishes people could be rich so they knew it doesn't help make you happy but I'd say that never having 1
PotatoIsland
to worry about rent/food/other essentials could help me stop worrying and spend more time finding happiness. 2/2
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
IIRC wasn't his first job in heart of darkness or something? I remember he had a story about lying that he was old enough, so that he could
Karsa0rlong
Is this cowboy bebop?
WeirdandOdd
whereigotogetdownvotes
This is the Pee Wee Herman Show!
Affray
Close enough.
lethalin
Well to be fair, his daughter did find her dream role first try....
NatsukiIsMyWaifu
She seems pretty Chipper.
aoimori
That threw me off all to hell for a minute, since I was thinking of Delilah (eleven year old) not Montana. I'm sleepy, and a derp.
NothingOfValueContributed
Okay hol up, why does the cup start to refill? Watch the level.
ibbadgers
it's reversed
NoRagerts
I did enjoy the research on that topic
stonedrunkdoctor
She has the hungry face when sucking cock that really get my blood flowing in me wiener
SerialChillinSpree
I feel like her choice, here, is a big F.U. homage to her dad, in some way. LIkely a result of him not being around, at all, my best guess.
stonedrunkdoctor
“Don’t wanna pick me up from school dad? Watch me take this huge cock up my ass!!!”
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
It happens..
TheDudistPriest
It’s funny because she does porn.
fatguyinnalittlecoat
After 15 years of manual labor/manufacturing, I started doing BBQ as a living. Still tough work but I can finally say I enjoy my job.
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
Do you work at a restaurant or something?
fatguyinnalittlecoat
Nope. A friend and I run a catering/food truck bbq business.
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
Sounds awesome!
Jenkbi
I'm about to do the same thing. Not BBQ but food in general. Want to open my own place eventually. 15 years moving furniture.
Jenkbi
So happy to be out of it and looking forward to something I can be passionate about!
CuttleFishOfCthulu
He was in Apocalypse Now WAY before this.
RubyPorto
I'm pretty sure that was his first Film/TV acting job as he lied about his age to get it. He was 14. He also shot Heroin with Dennis Hopper.
octopusprime1994
I bet he preferred that to whatever this is
CuttleFishOfCthulu
Pee Wee Herman Show. I think Apocalypse Now MIGHT have been his first movie. Still a teenager.
Affray
He was 14 and got the job by claiming to be 16.
aoimori
He actually really enjoyed Pee Wee's Playhouse. He auditioned for it not knowing it was comedy, then had a blast.
CuttleFishOfCthulu
Im sure the party favors were pretty good.
degenerator
Everyone got a free trench coat for the circle jerk.