But It Is Not This Day

Mar 11, 2018 7:24 AM

BeardedCoffeeMonkey

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I asked my best friend how he played every character in Black Panther after the movie.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I love outsourced

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, Amin Yashed is getting more famous now?

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon has a twitter account?

8 years ago | Likes 210 Dislikes 5

That one time Silverman made me chuckle.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I know she's not everyone's cup of tea but I LOVE HER.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

I hated her before I saw her in crashing, big fan now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

16%? WTH?!?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Silverman FTW!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this for real? Brilliant

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the only time Sarah Silverman has ever made me laugh.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh Sarah!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

That’s the first Sarah Silverman joke that’s actually funny

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fucken know, right!? I had a good laugh at it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why IS the slumdog guy talking to himself?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ah, Russel Peters is great.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A "brown" actor? Has he ever tried out for roles where he gets to play other crayons instead?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's cool that Samir from Office Space is still getting so much work.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 0

Visual representation of most people on /r/blackpeopletwitter

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ek number username

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you know, you know.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's like me when I'm out drinking with my friends.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha! Great joke

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Wasn't it Sarah Silverman who was bitching about racism not too long ago?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I only recognise Kal Penn from his Dr. House days

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well played Sarah

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this real? Google isn't bringing anything up.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As if. Every time I see Kumail it's like "heck yeah, Prismo's in this!" I'm recognise that voice anywhere

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love Sarah Silverman. Don’t always agree with her but I find her sense of humor lines up with mine.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This was front page yesterday. Why are people upvoting it again so soon? Shit repost.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 11

Didn't see it

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

"OMG I saw this yesterday!" Rudejohn then feels the need to comment about the inconvenience. "I have to let everyone know!"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I know this inconceivable to you, but we don’t all visit this site every half an hour every day.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

So should we just repost the same images to front page every day, year-round, just in case people who weren't here the day before missed it?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

You’re assuming the person who posted it today saw it originally.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm assuming that people who post things to Imgur gallery have the decency to right-click and Google image search with site:imgur.com first.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Why would they? What benefit is it to them? Just to avoid annoying people commenting “repost!!!”? Who cares?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Man. Aziz so crazy.

8 years ago | Likes 2387 Dislikes 3

I see what you did there

8 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

Aziz* what you did there

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Aziz light!

8 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 0

Thank-you, Aziz

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

The claw!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Aziz what you did there

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Is aziz indian?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

No, he's South Carolinian

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The topic is how they're all seen as the same brown person by the avg person, so for the topic it's sufficient if people think he's Indian.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 shades of brown and one isnt indian?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since when do facts matter when talking about incorrect perceptions? The whole point is that the perception is incorrect.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perception is a motherfucker. Masses reading only first lines of clickbait. Im saddened by this current world.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sarah Silverman finishing them all off with a zinger

8 years ago | Likes 996 Dislikes 33

Or she cold finish them off with ze finger

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 8

If by "zinger" you mean the same joke that 50 random imgurians made when this was posted before then yeah.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 32

I never appreciated her until a few years ago when I saw her HBO special We Are Miracles. That shit was funny.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

I used to love her comedy central show as a young teen. Those poop jokes man. They really hit home to a 13 year old audience :p

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Weird how she can be funny when she's not virtue signalling

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 10

That’s clearly weird al.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaha ! You're right ! I didn't noticed it lol tx

8 years ago | Likes 184 Dislikes 8

the sass! oof!

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Not the first time she's finished off a group of guys.

8 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 19

Zziiiippity zingg!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hope she has kids, the world needs more funny.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 5

If not, I volunteer to help

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She doesn't and the clock stopped ticking.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

:(

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Luckily I think an ability to find the humour in life is nurture over nature

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think comedy increases with depression as well. She has had depression for a while now, if not birth.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

She'd love that joke and probably stand and applaud

8 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

I would be fine with that. I assume she would say something hilarious about me too and I would laugh.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Especially if you manage to somehow work her pubes into it!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I always seem to work some pubes into it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly? She is the only female comedian I currently respect. She takes it on the chin, laughs, then makes you laugh.

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 23

Gimme a break she’s at the bottom of the tank with “My Vagina stinks haha” joke lady. She doesn’t respect others, I don’t respect her

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 16

But sometimes their vaginas do stink...women are gross.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

On the chin you say?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Iliza Schlessinger is funny, for one

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Respect? Like how she tried to make it seem like a comedy club was short changing her cause she's a woman then later apologize for lying.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 35

SS is a disrespectful idiot

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 8

She would agree, I think she literally...wait Sarah?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For reference, Silverman was given a guest spot, which always pay less. Later claimed this was due to sexism.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

What an asshole

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You're insulting half the population. And your own mother and (possible) ((future?)) Daughters

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A Muslim, a Hindu and a Guju mistaken for one brown dude.

8 years ago | Likes 626 Dislikes 5

My brother and I pass for NBA players in Korea just because we are white and tall. fun at public events with jerseys on.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gujju is not a religion - it's a "regionality" (?) - Gujarat is a state in India and people hailing from there are Gujaratis/Gujjus

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

U r mixing religion n culture. A muslim can also be guju...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This thread took one for a ride

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I expected that comment to end with: “...walk into a bar.”

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where's Russell peters when u need him.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Hindu and Muslim are just religions though... (not sure what Guju is)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They are Hindus.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some are Muslim though. Don't know the proportions.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Guju: Slang for a person from the state of Gujarat in India. Known to be stingy, but are some one of the best businessmen/women

8 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 4

It’s Gujju*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All patels are gujus. But not all gujus are patels.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So... Brown jew?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a guju we aren't stingy but yeah its a stereotype. Another stereotype is we're Indian jews.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the racist slur.

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

You from Gujarat?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

its not actually racist. its more of a nickname.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Isn't a Guju those big fucking monsters from Pacific rim?

8 years ago | Likes 280 Dislikes 3

It's spelled Gujju

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hahahahaha

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Tried to find a different PR gif, here's what you get instead

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That's kaiju, isn't guju the language jewish people speak?

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That’s hebrew, isn’t guju the weird black magic?

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Thats D'dew, isnt Guju a someone who glows from too much mountain dew intake?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's voodoo, isn't guju a spiritual leader in Hinduism?

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That's guru

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That’s a guru. Isn’t ganja the spiritual leader in Hinduism?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thats guru. Isn't guju a character played by George Takei?

8 years ago | Likes 154 Dislikes 0

thats guru, isnt guju that orange hand cleaner stuff with pumice?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think the guy was going for juju, no voodoo.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's voodoo, isn't guju the brown solid stuff coming out of your anus

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That's doodoo, isn't guju the sounds two cows make?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's poo poo. Isn't guju the national language of Pakistan?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You started something great here, friend. I read them all and it was a blast.

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