Without Barriers the British Still Know How to Queue

May 2, 2017 8:37 PM

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Fun fact: "Queue" is just the letter "Q" followed by four silent letters.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On the other hand, chinese people will make the line look like syrian refugees trying to cross the border

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The English spend around 86.7% of their lifespan in queues so it becomes instinct at a certain point.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

One of the things I'm pleased to have inherited here in Australia. We also queue. Italy was a fucking shambles, though. None of them queue.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All that ww2 rationing paid off.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Line cutting: the only thing that an overwhelmingly large number of Brits support capital punishment for.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Queuing World Champs since 1643

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's the queue for Greggs in Bolton!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Your momma had a queue like that.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's some damn fine queuing right there

9 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

Damn fine 'cuing:

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Citizens on the bottom...the rest of the shittie world on top..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quite right, quite right

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

PLEASE come teach Americans!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Proper AF.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Queue is just Q with 4 silent letters

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The ueue are just waiting their turn.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Let me guess they are all queuing for the Brexit.......

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can we knock down that guy at the end?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Awesome queue skill. As a Finlander I ask that everyone retreats an armslengt from the next person.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I learned this from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Americans can't figure out the line at Chipotle.

9 years ago | Likes 105 Dislikes 7

Best comment on this post award.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

If this was america it would just be a line of people going out the door and through the parking lot and around the building.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Swedes don't, we fucking suck at queues...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Which is why you never had an Empire bigger than Finland.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

English people are taught queing in school. This is how we run our motorways, the M25 is a huge queue.

9 years ago | Likes 157 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

I'm gonna find a hero cookie and mail it to England

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

if only english people could learn this is also needed in ski lifts -.-

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"THE FUCKIN' M25!!!"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw a man skip the queue at a petrol station. And I said to him "that's not how queuing works". He was American.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Let's make an orderly queue to complain. To completely the wrong persons. English-because fuck everyone. If that's okay with you?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Am English, can confirm. I only made it to grade 3 Queuing though.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a shame. You must have Joined the wrong queue.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

On the flip side, has anyone been to China? Worst "queue" formation ever

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same with India. People will shamelessly cut right in front of you if you leave enough space to fit a human body. Maddening.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

British citizen living abroad here, I cry a little tea tear when people push in front of me in the queue, this warms my heart

9 years ago | Likes 119 Dislikes 3

I've heard British are such rude cunts in love with the concept of a queueue that they even want little old ladies to wait for them.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 12

You must hate Italy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swiss people are the same but its mainly stupidity paired with egoism

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We had some students from India visit in college. Apparently in India you literally don't wait in lines at all. It took them a few days.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My friend's dad called them sheeple when he was shown the picture

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Hope the apple fell as far as possible from the tree

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those damn steeple being all respectful and organized!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haters gonna hate

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Narcissist. Painting himself as the independent thinker against conformity to rationalise being an ass & cutting in line.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn sheep fuckers acting like sheep now

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They like to get shit sorted.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

It's just manners. Like if someone walks into you, apologise for being in the way.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The word queue is just the letter Q followed by four silent letters

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are silent because that is the polite way to act when waiting your turn in a queue

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You sure those aren't Japanese? that would be ny first guess.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't be caught waiting in line like that, mainly because I'd see it, turn around, and go back home.

9 years ago | Likes 405 Dislikes 1

i waited in a line like this for anime boston, except there was 3 rooms and it was a much much much longer line that took 6 hours

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I waited in a line like that for BeerFest. Over the ensuing seven hours I drank 8 liters of beer for price of admission ($56).

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What a bunch of queuers

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What if that's the TSA line you have to go through to get on your plane to go home?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Driving home would probably get you there faster than queuing a TSA line.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shit, you caught me in a paradox there.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If a line at Chipotle has more Than like 3 people I will go somewhere else

9 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

You must never eat at Chipotle, then.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Exactly. 'Cus even a 3 person line at Chipotle you wait for 15 minutes because they have 10 fucking call in orders, and still fuck ur order.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Have you considered ordering online?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Cold fucking burritos because they let it sit at the fucking salsa station for 5 fucking minutes while ringing up the call-ins, anyone?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Simple solution: call in your order. I only order for and I order it online 20 min before I want to eat!

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