Quarentining with Uncle Ted

Apr 10, 2020 1:57 AM

galatians328

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And then he blew away the competition...

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try it with a 17 month old son and work from home wife

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He was really UNIted in his motivations

6 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 1

More like UNAttentive to other pursuits

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He’s the bomb dot com

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Yeah but did he have netflix?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He probably didn't have imgur though.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Imgur saves lives.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah but did the unabomber have a 1 and 4 year old?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'm just gunna continue day drinking and cumming in my belly button.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

His essay was the bomb!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I bet he wasn’t looking after a toddler single-handily

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, he had a blast.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i finally pee'd off that poop stain in my toilet bowl, so...

6 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 5

Your life's work is complete

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It's not like you just go jamming the scrubber on that shit.

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While I am rewatching Community again

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/a/7fvPYB6 source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/nati">">https://imgur.com/a/7fvPYB6 source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/unabomber/manifesto.text.htm

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Wow. Thanks. Polar opposite to Ayn Rand?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amazing what you can do when you are not being disturbed constantly and forced into a extrovert energy sucking role.

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"16 technical projects" = 16 bombs

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I am earning fake internet points. I think I am ahead here.....

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but what do you do if you're dumb?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think I'm almost too young to get this one.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Crazy dude who carried out terrorist bombings from the late 70s to early 90s. Lived in a cabin and thought technology was evil.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Knew* technology was evil

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the letter bombs.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Isn’t that Una Bomber

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm essential staff. So, it's drinking myself to sleep as usual.

6 years ago | Likes 560 Dislikes 6

Word

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

It's 1am, I don't want to go to sleep cause the next thing I know it's morning. But the longer I don't sleep, the more it'll suck tomorrow

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I know that game

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

social distance high five! I’ve been doing the same, my husbands gone all day and I work nights both essent

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How much does it take?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, me too!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey same! Getting to work from home looking at excel spreadsheets instead of rehabbing athletes, it's really good for my mental health.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Getting paid lip service then going to the store long after it was raided by mouth breathers and getting what scraps are left.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Lip service is like fucking exposure for artist. Fuck everyone who does it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They never buy the good stuff anyway. It's just milk eggs and TP that's in shortage it seems like

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ok and?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So many people not getting the joke

6 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 2

he's not very known outside the us so yup

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You could say it... bombed?

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

HE WILL HAVE HIS REVENGE

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Last podcast on the left?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Indeed, channeling my inner Henry.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How very... UNpredictable!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wasn't he the unabomber?

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Robin Williams told us, well the bartender really.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You win the joke

6 years ago | Likes 332 Dislikes 1

yeah... joke.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Depends on who you ask.

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v

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Yes. His technical projects were the bombs. Dark humour there.

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Did all the essays give it away?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes.

6 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

It’s Los unibomber

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Worse Spanish ever. It's Los Unibomber-o.

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Blessings

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Allegedly!

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure this joke bombed.

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You suck, McBain!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s the joke no one is getting.

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To be fair, not everyone's from the US. And while I know "the Unabomber", I didn't know his name.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Probably because there is no funny double meaning to it?

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The 16 successful technical projects are the bombs

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Thank you BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaMAD...

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