Dec 8, 2020 6:25 AM
PimpEastwood
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mas0chist
This is why Darwinism exists
TheePerfectComment
ThicclikePaulBunyan
He's training for something....
messierthirtyone
One way ticket to decapitation
nonCanadianGoose
Try long red smear
FTWorld666
One of my ex-bar regulars became a reddit sensation because he did the same thing. 72 and picks up a meth habit, London On
JeffGodofBiscuits
If you can dodge a train, you can dodge a ball
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
MotorBoatMyButtCheeks
proracing53
iamlegendinjapan
staceBugTerror
If my loved one needed an ambo but couldn't get there cuz of him I'd hold him under the train
Jjjaay
Texan
Thresholdpush
I'm sure a few rails of something led to this train of thought.
atcggcta
I stoled your line and told my girlfriend I’m sorry
Slappydupappy
Bravissimo
Davlov
gladusty
Perfect, a good pun without trying too hard
OptimisticButSoFarResultsNotGreat
cmfler
butts4hats
Curii
I'm wondering if we don't have a MH crisis on our hands here.
InsincereSam
People saying drugs, but his timing, awareness and reactions are very good. Genuine, drug-free nutter is my guess!
Luciferatemymom
Guess hes a one track minded kinda crackhead
Yourmomthinksitsfunny
Is this in Florida? Seems like a Florida thing to do.
thetonestarr
The car filming it is from Texas. Best I can give you.
slidewhistlesymphony
Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot.
jacblake
He's currently suing 4 other states for election fraud.
GetFrontOrDieTryin
kids... do math not meth
electrajet
"I was successful 95% of the time," he said offhandedly.
ActualTttony
Didn't Butthole Surfers write a song about dancing with a train?
Takethejump
Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain and then he lost his legs in dallas he was dancing with a train.
ZOMGsquish
Crossfit is getting weird...
ididthisforthedogs
This is actually a few years old! https://www.cbsnews.com/news/caught-on-camera-texas-man-rolls-train-tracks-under-moving-train/
poolshark333
birb shit
putcleverusernamehere
"Meth. We're on it"
drGrafenberg
Drugs are one hell of a drug.
LintillaAllitnil
AUTWolf
Drugs?
HolyCowDoNotEat
There’s no greater high than risking your life, and also whatever that dude is on.
UnimpressedButNaked
Lol
Inarticulated
How long until this becomes a TikTok challenge or some shit?
Undaftiness
What makes you think it wasn't one to begin with
dracovivi
New exercise fad.
Drrck
https://media3.giphy.com/media/l0HlUsWH5P6sY0CWs/giphy.gif
ImurevJourhein
Let it. The world could use some thinning out of the stupid.
fennecbutt
At let's just get rid of electrical safety standards etc, why not. Don't need doctors, people can figure it out for themselves!
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
No one said that. You can't stop stupid people from doing stupid things.
DigYourselfBaby
You're not taking into account the trauma of the rail crew.
LarkinM87
I'm more impressed someone recorded this. I couldn't watch. I wouldn't not want the image of this guy death stuck in my head
Excludos
Looks like a dash cam. Auto records everything and stores it at the push of a button
Look like the camera is moving to me, thinking cell phone
siler7
Then why couldn't you watch?
streptovsky
The worst part is knowing there's nothing you can do. Honking or calling out could break his concentration and get him killed
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MacThunderfart
You gonna try. I wont grab a guy who is trying to throw himself under a train. So close, he might pull me with him.
awkwardbeautiful
I don’t think it’s playing live. If he was killed, they would have been able to cut footage right before.
Frederf
All film is recorded live
Wait, really? I thought I was looking at a livestream!
What? It isnt????
Dragonfury5
They're looking at the news icon in the bottom, probably thought we are watching a recording of something filmed by the news and played on1/
/2 the tv, instead of something filmed by someone else and played by the news.
jablomiholechecker
Meth is a hell of a drug
kerms
Pretty sure this is just a depressed adrenaline junkie.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Worse part is he would sue the train company if he got hurt.
FourLegsGood
They could be depressed. Thrillseeking behaviour is not unheard of.
SavagePatchKids
Hell is a meth of a drug
poorwhitetrash
My people just don’t know when to quit.
Pookakke
Teeth too.
ILikeToCookAndPlayBoardGames
Words out of my teeth
TheBull79
Would meth mess with reaction times and judgements? His an idiot either way, but my fear is he is sober.
DadddyWarlord
idk man meth gets you that node. People who are on it are stuck in one place. This looks like more of PCP or just some wacko guy lol
SeriousCloud
I don't think you know what you're talking about.
earthotter
Your thinking of the newer crap masquerading as meth. Actual crystal meth does the opposite of "stuck"
Meth (and many stimulants) decreases reaction time, assuming he hasn't been up for a few days. If he's on meth he's also having a great time
PSA: meth is really really bad and you should never do it. It gives you the greatest focus and energy but ruins every part of you forever.
Alphariusmaybe
Meth is on the not even once list.
Naid1233
Meth, Heroin, Crack, Krokodil and I assume quite a few I cant remember righ now
ramshackleackle
Stick to your Adderall America
OverMyDadBody
E.g. Adderall, sold as a good thing
Axelxdisepic
Meth=/= adderall, it's like comparing a campfire to a wildfire technically the same thing but not alike at all
blubberingbastard
Fuck him for putting spectators in that position.
Jokerthehulk
v
ThoughtfulTortuga
Not to mention the driver of the train (and to a lesser extent the passengers).
battlepants
No passengers at least, those are liquid carrying cars. And my hope for a silver lining is that he arrived after the engine passed.
Fargus57
Yep. Train operators here get an automatic 2 weeks off with full pay and free counseling. Many still have a tough time coping.
WaterRapids88
I mean...it looks like he's pretty good at it.
Zedd990
until you need to clean amputated limbs/fucked up torso
SnargleBlaster
Until he isn't.
RickRollable
Still alive being the indication here
KevinStrexcorp
Really? Cause that looks like some pretty amateur flailing. He's damned lucky is all
SiIverSoul
I have over 300 confirmed train dodges and I can say he is average at best.
MagicAndDuctTape
Definitely not a professional train dodger
YertIeTheTurtle
hobbyist at best
Casuals, casuals everywhere
scribetree
Train-dodging enthusiast.
iamthatllama
Should never have put this on the news. More ppl will see this and undoubtedly more will try.
Odmanra
The less morons the better!
DorkJedi
and most will die. But I am sure there is a down side too.
NoOddJob
New Parler challenge.
SirMarcsalot
Let them. We'll only have to clean up after them once. JK They need help, not death.
rumandbass
Train dance challenge.
marteney1
Also, who the fuck wants to video some rando getting split in half by a train?!
ChopDaffodil
I’m trying it right now.
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
Darwin-approved.
Grugmi
I want you to say that after waiting for a train because police has been investigating a red smear on the tracks for the past two hours. :p
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
Or when the driver doesn't want to drive again because he's scared of other people doing it and him inadvertently causing their death.
Actually this is so common that if you drive a train for X+ years you statistically have "at least one" fatality(don't remember the exact X)
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
The next Tik Tok challenge.
bmouse127001
Maybe we can tell maga that trains are liberal, and this is how you own libs? They might buy it.
Ramensan00
But this time, leave the remains at the scene.
Bouttecriss
We call it Natural Selection.
DrMoneybeard
I agree, very irresponsible
loutreurbaine31415
Natural selection cannot be irresponsible ;)
Lol cool needless death and dismemberment! And trauma to train drivers and witnesses! Lol so edgy winky face hahahaHA
Poor baby got butt hurt.
Harg89
Good. It means a few less idiots will breed and produce more idiots.
Yes. But for one idiot less, a lot of good people will suffer trauma watching the accident, scraping the bodies of the street/train.
Spootanany
A little trauma builds character
penzick
And it has literally no news value.
georgeforsythe6911
Fuck, I was just about to. Thanks for pointing out the danger.
prettygood
I've had to respond to a person vs. train accident, I never want to, nor do I want anyone else to, ever see that again. So I fuckin hope not
ExoCyberBit
Olong Johnson
MaybeTrans
340 upvoted you .. but didn't downvote the post
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
News tonight: he went inside and out 6 times, that's the record 6 times. Are you gonna break it or are you a pussy?
? wouldn't be surprised
cab435
corpusceno
That's evolution baby
DisobidientAvacado
True- I think I’m gonna go try this out tho and make a tiktok
MrKnowItAll1903
Freight train challenge for the win!
YouBeTrollin
Natural selection at work.
harrison100012
Great it's called the Darwin effect society don't need em!
KotimainenKayttajanimi
That would be for the betterment of mankind.
IdiotSavantTinker
The only downside is they might traumatize someone.
SavageDrums
Training is the next planking...
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
At least some train engineers are getting some time off
voldemortsnipples
Natural selection at its finest. I say let them try. The world is over populated with idiots already.
Someshithead241
Yeah, until one of their bodies fucks up the wheel in a way that causes the trail to derail. Injuring innocents.
Dippedip
It is not possible for a human body to derail a train.
Not with that attitude
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
That's why I'm OK with anti-maskers dying off. Natural selection at its finest.
Qualtagh
I'm so fed up with the "natural selection" line. That's not the efficient way to get rid of idiots. Education and nutrition are.
BigBadBillyBoy
If that doesn’t scare you enough to stay the fuck away then education won’t help. That’s primal and simple.
PorneliusHubertII
You have any idea the mental strain a death would put on the engineers running the train?
YeahNahNahNahYeah
Hard to feel for someone being this moronic. If it were accidental then I'd care but shit like this? I'm sleeping soundly that night.
rollerskateorgies
Noone is worried about how you'd feel.
The engineers would feel responsible no matter how it happened. I wouldnt feel bad for the idiot but i would never want someone to feel
responsibke for killing someone.
mas0chist
This is why Darwinism exists
TheePerfectComment
ThicclikePaulBunyan
He's training for something....
messierthirtyone
One way ticket to decapitation
nonCanadianGoose
Try long red smear
FTWorld666
One of my ex-bar regulars became a reddit sensation because he did the same thing. 72 and picks up a meth habit, London On
JeffGodofBiscuits
If you can dodge a train, you can dodge a ball
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
MotorBoatMyButtCheeks
proracing53
iamlegendinjapan
staceBugTerror
If my loved one needed an ambo but couldn't get there cuz of him I'd hold him under the train
Jjjaay
Texan
Thresholdpush
I'm sure a few rails of something led to this train of thought.
atcggcta
I stoled your line and told my girlfriend I’m sorry
Thresholdpush
Slappydupappy
Bravissimo
Davlov
Thresholdpush
gladusty
Perfect, a good pun without trying too hard
OptimisticButSoFarResultsNotGreat
Thresholdpush
cmfler
Thresholdpush
butts4hats
Curii
I'm wondering if we don't have a MH crisis on our hands here.
InsincereSam
People saying drugs, but his timing, awareness and reactions are very good. Genuine, drug-free nutter is my guess!
Luciferatemymom
Guess hes a one track minded kinda crackhead
Yourmomthinksitsfunny
Is this in Florida? Seems like a Florida thing to do.
thetonestarr
The car filming it is from Texas. Best I can give you.
slidewhistlesymphony
Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot.
jacblake
He's currently suing 4 other states for election fraud.
GetFrontOrDieTryin
kids... do math not meth
electrajet
"I was successful 95% of the time," he said offhandedly.
ActualTttony
Didn't Butthole Surfers write a song about dancing with a train?
Takethejump
Tommy played piano like a kid out in the rain and then he lost his legs in dallas he was dancing with a train.
ZOMGsquish
Crossfit is getting weird...
ididthisforthedogs
This is actually a few years old! https://www.cbsnews.com/news/caught-on-camera-texas-man-rolls-train-tracks-under-moving-train/
poolshark333
birb shit
putcleverusernamehere
"Meth. We're on it"
drGrafenberg
Drugs are one hell of a drug.
LintillaAllitnil
AUTWolf
Drugs?
HolyCowDoNotEat
There’s no greater high than risking your life, and also whatever that dude is on.
UnimpressedButNaked
Lol
Inarticulated
How long until this becomes a TikTok challenge or some shit?
Undaftiness
What makes you think it wasn't one to begin with
dracovivi
New exercise fad.
Drrck
https://media3.giphy.com/media/l0HlUsWH5P6sY0CWs/giphy.gif
ImurevJourhein
Let it. The world could use some thinning out of the stupid.
fennecbutt
At let's just get rid of electrical safety standards etc, why not. Don't need doctors, people can figure it out for themselves!
myeyesthegogglesdonothing
No one said that. You can't stop stupid people from doing stupid things.
DigYourselfBaby
You're not taking into account the trauma of the rail crew.
LarkinM87
I'm more impressed someone recorded this. I couldn't watch. I wouldn't not want the image of this guy death stuck in my head
Excludos
Looks like a dash cam. Auto records everything and stores it at the push of a button
LarkinM87
Look like the camera is moving to me, thinking cell phone
siler7
Then why couldn't you watch?
streptovsky
The worst part is knowing there's nothing you can do. Honking or calling out could break his concentration and get him killed
[deleted]
[deleted]
MacThunderfart
You gonna try. I wont grab a guy who is trying to throw himself under a train. So close, he might pull me with him.
awkwardbeautiful
I don’t think it’s playing live. If he was killed, they would have been able to cut footage right before.
Frederf
All film is recorded live
Excludos
Wait, really? I thought I was looking at a livestream!
MacThunderfart
What? It isnt????
Dragonfury5
They're looking at the news icon in the bottom, probably thought we are watching a recording of something filmed by the news and played on1/
Dragonfury5
/2 the tv, instead of something filmed by someone else and played by the news.
jablomiholechecker
Meth is a hell of a drug
kerms
Pretty sure this is just a depressed adrenaline junkie.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Worse part is he would sue the train company if he got hurt.
FourLegsGood
They could be depressed. Thrillseeking behaviour is not unheard of.
SavagePatchKids
Hell is a meth of a drug
poorwhitetrash
My people just don’t know when to quit.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Pookakke
Teeth too.
ILikeToCookAndPlayBoardGames
Words out of my teeth
TheBull79
Would meth mess with reaction times and judgements? His an idiot either way, but my fear is he is sober.
DadddyWarlord
idk man meth gets you that node. People who are on it are stuck in one place. This looks like more of PCP or just some wacko guy lol
SeriousCloud
I don't think you know what you're talking about.
earthotter
Your thinking of the newer crap masquerading as meth. Actual crystal meth does the opposite of "stuck"
SeriousCloud
Meth (and many stimulants) decreases reaction time, assuming he hasn't been up for a few days. If he's on meth he's also having a great time
SeriousCloud
PSA: meth is really really bad and you should never do it. It gives you the greatest focus and energy but ruins every part of you forever.
Alphariusmaybe
Meth is on the not even once list.
Naid1233
Meth, Heroin, Crack, Krokodil and I assume quite a few I cant remember righ now
ramshackleackle
Stick to your Adderall America
OverMyDadBody
E.g. Adderall, sold as a good thing
Axelxdisepic
Meth=/= adderall, it's like comparing a campfire to a wildfire technically the same thing but not alike at all
blubberingbastard
Fuck him for putting spectators in that position.
Jokerthehulk
ThoughtfulTortuga
Not to mention the driver of the train (and to a lesser extent the passengers).
battlepants
No passengers at least, those are liquid carrying cars. And my hope for a silver lining is that he arrived after the engine passed.
Fargus57
Yep. Train operators here get an automatic 2 weeks off with full pay and free counseling. Many still have a tough time coping.
WaterRapids88
I mean...it looks like he's pretty good at it.
Zedd990
until you need to clean amputated limbs/fucked up torso
SnargleBlaster
Until he isn't.
RickRollable
Still alive being the indication here
KevinStrexcorp
Really? Cause that looks like some pretty amateur flailing. He's damned lucky is all
SiIverSoul
I have over 300 confirmed train dodges and I can say he is average at best.
MagicAndDuctTape
Definitely not a professional train dodger
YertIeTheTurtle
hobbyist at best
MagicAndDuctTape
Casuals, casuals everywhere
scribetree
Train-dodging enthusiast.
iamthatllama
Should never have put this on the news. More ppl will see this and undoubtedly more will try.
Odmanra
The less morons the better!
DorkJedi
and most will die. But I am sure there is a down side too.
NoOddJob
New Parler challenge.
SirMarcsalot
Let them. We'll only have to clean up after them once. JK They need help, not death.
rumandbass
Train dance challenge.
marteney1
Also, who the fuck wants to video some rando getting split in half by a train?!
ChopDaffodil
I’m trying it right now.
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
Darwin-approved.
Grugmi
I want you to say that after waiting for a train because police has been investigating a red smear on the tracks for the past two hours. :p
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
Or when the driver doesn't want to drive again because he's scared of other people doing it and him inadvertently causing their death.
Grugmi
Actually this is so common that if you drive a train for X+ years you statistically have "at least one" fatality(don't remember the exact X)
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
The next Tik Tok challenge.
bmouse127001
Maybe we can tell maga that trains are liberal, and this is how you own libs? They might buy it.
Ramensan00
But this time, leave the remains at the scene.
Bouttecriss
We call it Natural Selection.
DrMoneybeard
I agree, very irresponsible
loutreurbaine31415
Natural selection cannot be irresponsible ;)
DrMoneybeard
Lol cool needless death and dismemberment! And trauma to train drivers and witnesses! Lol so edgy winky face hahahaHA
loutreurbaine31415
Poor baby got butt hurt.
Harg89
Good. It means a few less idiots will breed and produce more idiots.
MacThunderfart
Yes. But for one idiot less, a lot of good people will suffer trauma watching the accident, scraping the bodies of the street/train.
Spootanany
A little trauma builds character
penzick
And it has literally no news value.
georgeforsythe6911
Fuck, I was just about to. Thanks for pointing out the danger.
prettygood
I've had to respond to a person vs. train accident, I never want to, nor do I want anyone else to, ever see that again. So I fuckin hope not
ExoCyberBit
Olong Johnson
MaybeTrans
340 upvoted you .. but didn't downvote the post
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
News tonight: he went inside and out 6 times, that's the record 6 times. Are you gonna break it or are you a pussy?
iamthatllama
? wouldn't be surprised
cab435
corpusceno
That's evolution baby
DisobidientAvacado
True- I think I’m gonna go try this out tho and make a tiktok
MrKnowItAll1903
Freight train challenge for the win!
YouBeTrollin
Natural selection at work.
harrison100012
Great it's called the Darwin effect society don't need em!
KotimainenKayttajanimi
That would be for the betterment of mankind.
IdiotSavantTinker
The only downside is they might traumatize someone.
SavageDrums
Training is the next planking...
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
At least some train engineers are getting some time off
voldemortsnipples
Natural selection at its finest. I say let them try. The world is over populated with idiots already.
Someshithead241
Yeah, until one of their bodies fucks up the wheel in a way that causes the trail to derail. Injuring innocents.
Dippedip
It is not possible for a human body to derail a train.
Someshithead241
Not with that attitude
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
That's why I'm OK with anti-maskers dying off. Natural selection at its finest.
Qualtagh
I'm so fed up with the "natural selection" line. That's not the efficient way to get rid of idiots. Education and nutrition are.
BigBadBillyBoy
If that doesn’t scare you enough to stay the fuck away then education won’t help. That’s primal and simple.
PorneliusHubertII
You have any idea the mental strain a death would put on the engineers running the train?
YeahNahNahNahYeah
Hard to feel for someone being this moronic. If it were accidental then I'd care but shit like this? I'm sleeping soundly that night.
rollerskateorgies
Noone is worried about how you'd feel.
PorneliusHubertII
The engineers would feel responsible no matter how it happened. I wouldnt feel bad for the idiot but i would never want someone to feel
PorneliusHubertII
responsibke for killing someone.