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Man Tax: Andy Samberg
The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. -H.L. Mencken
So, I made a discord server. It's a relaxed environment where you can take/donate memes to the cause, play trivia twice a week, chat about lots of topics or about nothing at all. We also have Jack Box game night and are setting up movie night! Very laid back/relaxed vibe. Come hang with us.
https://discord.gg/AWFV7FT3RQ
I'm also on the imgcat server for updates & fun:
https://discord.gg/TpjD37jgJ9
https://ko-fi.com/mememuseumcurator
Unable to work, zero income. Feel free to leave me a tip. Those that have, y'all are the bee's knees. You've honestly been my lifeline. For the couple people that have said I'm "scamming" people, I only get SNAP, so this money goes to things like TP, shampoo, laundry detergent, etc
TransliciouslyYours
#20 I want to strangle whomever edited this video this way
abrubtopinion
#15 Garlic flavor wicker with a little cheese and a 1/2 cherry tomato.
gamejunki40006
#24 I'm going to puke your pants!
PapaJoeNH
#3 I don't like it, too neat. The beauty of bricks is their irregularities
SpeedbumpNZ
#7 I'm not saying this would cure everything, but I'll take three of these.
uzetaab
#16 isn't that what it always means?
MadamPuddifoot
#26 I LOVE Andy! He's so fucking funny. And really good at spelling bee from the new York times.
gnomedeplume
#13 https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YTd2NG53ZGdjM3V2NGxoYncwejBwY3psdjNrN2gwMHN0Y21oN3pzYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/LXiElF2dzvUmQ/200w.webp
charondaboatman
#6
tizme
cloudskye280k
#24 when i was a young man working in retail i had a manager that i did not get along with. One time i was like hey i need you to cover my counter for a minute and he goes no thats not my job. I looked him dead in the eyes and said you're going to cover the counter or else i'm going to shit your pants. To this day i wonder how i didnt get written up for that.
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
#5 The caption should probably say sole mate but I'm gonna give it a pass because that's some next level punnery.
iamcoolstephen1234
I'm pretty sure this guy meant it as a pun. The subtitles messed up.
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
Agreed.
pullingsixty
#7 And then there's an entirely different cohort that just needs a hug in the face with a chair.
SuperDramaticFusion
#18 If they want to, they will find a reason
iamcoolstephen1234
#5 missed chance for the subtitles. They should show the pun "sole-mate."
DragonBjorne
#2 Anybody see this and envision a burning house in the background?
orp0piru
#6 food is important
ironymus
This will never not make me laugh
Normandingo
Vietnam hat woman couldn't be cuter
joleeen
#8 this is an example, not a definition
NumptyDumptyLump
#15 Electric biscuits
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#5 you see... I like to look at a person's face when they're talking. It took me till the shoe explanation to stop wondering why the MIL thought he'd like wearing odd socks
Rivvien
Took me 'til 40 seconds in to notice, yeah
DarthGoodguy
#1
pullingsixty
#6 I mean slow cookers are great but you can't leave it on for a week or two.
Snooj
Hopefully you'll be found before a week or two has passed.
Darkwell
That's quitter talk.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perpetual_stew
AmbroseWolfinger
#5 Back in the early ‘90s I worked in the corporate mailroom for Eddie Bauer. Footwear samples sent to the buyers were usually just the right shoe of a pair and weren’t returned, so they collected them until they had a huge box full and donated to a charity that provided single shoes to amputees.
Guluzinyu
...what happened to the other shoes? I hope those were also donated.
AmbroseWolfinger
They remained with the manufacturer. No idea what they did.
Omicron416
Sent them to another company's buyers, I'd guess.
AmbroseWolfinger
It’s possible they made ½ pairs for that purpose, I suppose.
BlacksmithSam
#1 They're like that because they can.
Axelxdisepic
#14 do you know how much effort and money would go into a single use battle scene like that while I am an unpaid dm? Way to fucking much that's what
Potscherf
This is for people with too much money and too little imagination.
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
Maybe you should start charging a battle scene fee. Your players might go for it
wadatahmydamie
#15 Wicker furniture with a little salt on it is really good, apparently
KaijuIsekai
especially with olive oil and pepper
WhichOneIsPink25
And cheese
NotSoSmartAlek
and salame
flipj
Granddad is NEVER going to stop wearing his Vietnamese hat. I love it.
gnomedeplume
I love the content but I fucking hate the way it was presented and the shitty clickbait narration
Knifesmith
I liked the ending, but honestly thought grandpa was going to be having vietcong flashbacks or something horrible like that.
Nathanyel
Or it was something he lost /had taken away while deployed during the war.
gnomedeplume
"Finally, something to go with the necklace!"
Knifesmith
Oh damn that's dark...
grayone64
#5 I have 1 leg but I still use both shoes. I have a prosthetic leg which the foot is the same size as my real foot.
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
Wow, wouldn't it be annoying if the prosthetic foot was a different size from yours?
grayone64
It would, but thankfully they make lots of different sizes so you can match up. This is my setup.
TurnsOut42WasASlightMiscalculation
Sorry, should've added /s
salunatics
I've said it before, I'm going to say it again because it bears repeating, between @deafkitten morning memes and @OP afternoon posts my day is delightfully bookended and I thank you both.
AntaNce
Hellz yeah
MemeMuseumCurator
hiiiiiii thanks! glad i can help
ShinyRoomba
#7 THIS is what women want.
Jamerperson
And men
OmnibusLatinName
Dog are down for this too and with much enthusiasm :)
ironymus
And all in between
ShinyRoomba
You are right
ShinyRoomba
Ketchup?
sometimesarobot
Yessss
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
GET OUT!!!
RedTailedHawk
...on the men?