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Jun 6, 2024 6:26 PM
MizWeirdo
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Love to see it.
Swiped from IG for your viewing pleasure, and for a brief distraction from the unceasing horrors.
(Sauce: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7uypjixyYs/)
idiotsonfire
Where are all the fucking incels screeching about male strength meaning women can't fight back? Where are they? I know they infest this site. They're weirdly silent now.
forelle
Men repeat after me: There is no shame in losing against a girl. But there is bottomless shame in dealing with it in the way this guy did.
DracoSicarius
Can we not say things like "You fight worse than a girl!"? I get that it was to taunt the guy since he was being sexist, but that statement is sexist on its own. It literally implies that girls fight poorly by default.
BestUsernameICouldThinkOf
Yes, taunt the professional ass kicker.
heyimjephph
I mean, it's staged, he never fought back, he has a whole channel of this content
heyimjephph
Rambo Gunz on YT
turbodog
cup slaps are meant to teach a lesson.
malfunctionm1ke
That is a valuable lesson in humility ... twice
ttm2
shame that it will be completely lost on that baby
donorkort
I have a feeling RoidBro didn't learn much from this.
unluckyandbored
Bold of you to assume he learned anything from this.
sadurdaynight
All he learned was to pick on someone else he thinks he can win against. Dude seems like a systemic bully
mike13815
People at that age who need lessons in humility aren't capable of learning lessons in humility.
69thStPepper
Which he obviously did not learn... twice
sevenfingerman
Few things I hate more than an arrogant fighter.
annonymouse211
"fighter"
JohnnySilverballs
She should've asked him if he wanted to do her dishes once he woke up.
Gayforbae
Shoulda ripped his dick off.
TechnicallyTrueIGuess
Rawksrawr
I like it, but I also like that she was the one with sportsmanship because she helped him wake up and then didn't agitate further.
BelialDenial
She almost Merc'd him instead.
NightOwlRally
Isn't very smart to call out someone practicing a martial art that was designed to be used by physically weaker/smaller people to handle larger/stronger opponents. But then again this guy doesn't exactly strike me as the smart type.
idiotsonfire
He's just like all the other incels, a believer that nothing but strength matters.
lifeisadadjoke
More like Blast Hardcheese or Gristle McThornbody, fellow MSTie! Love how they handle the sleeping foe responsibly...the ACABs could learn a lot here.
TheBlackHandedBastard
Bob Johnson....oh
lifeisadadjoke
Railing death!
FluffykinsTheDestroyer
I wish I didn't know people like this irl
MuttonsChopped
"Nah, I'm fighting you" Oh, buddy. Who do you think trained her to kick your ass?
69thStPepper
Funny thing about getting choked out; your brain ain't working, and hasn't been for a little while, so you don't usually know that you've been choked out
PosthumousExile
True, it's different for everyone, but I remember me and quiet a few other students didn't realize we blackout and woke up still trying to fight the person who we were originally fighting.
I wonder if he actually forgot who he was fighting 😂
DangerTrain
I'm pretty sure his brain wasn't working before this started tbh
69thStPepper
No argument, but it definitely wasn't working better after
TheFoodBaby
Looked like he needed several reboots to fix his problem
babayann
GRZMNKY
That's Rambo Cuztha gunz. And it's all staged.
PepperoniAndFingernailPizza
I believe we would say he found out
drivinonsunshine
Never forget how much pent up rage lies within every woman. Beware: Give her a reason to release it on you and she just might.
69thStPepper
Oh, she wasn't trying to hurt him. She put him down for a nice gentle nap. She could have made him crawl out if she'd wanted to hurt him
drivinonsunshine
She put him down for a gentle nap *this time*. He was lucky.
DangerTrain
Wow. That guy sucks at both fighting and being a person. He led with his head against somebody who's going to grapple him? Folks,
idiotsonfire
He's lucky it wasn't a self defense application, because there's a number of follow-ups that are rather...permanent as a result if he just bull charged someone in the street.
lindabelchersfirstcousin
Ranb40
I am a fan of various things like hockey and shooting. The most important thing I learned over the years about my various activities is that the more I learn about them, the more I am aware of my limitations.
QueenOfTheFey
My fav shooter is Zhang Shan, a woman so badass it made men into big babies who banned women from competing with them cuz they couldn't handle losing
KyleZombie
This is so staged. He doesn't fight back at all.
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KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
It literally is staged. People have the guys YouTube and Instagram handle , he does these type of videos
69thStPepper
That's what getting your ass kicked looks like; first you freeze, then you lose in an embarrassing way. He is trying very hard
KyleZombie
This is what being a practice dummy looks like.
69thStPepper
Naw, practice dummies don't have arms to not know what to do with
fractalsphere
Alright he got a two-fer ass kicking!
Willowofwisp
She'll fold your clothes but you're still going to be wearing them when she does
zoeytg
I'm only a new white belt. I know enough to know it was no contest. I've watched a string bean of a guy completely wrap up someone twice his size. Without any training its over. It doesn't matter how strong you are, you will loose to a trained bjj fighter if they get ahold of you.
CrusherOfCities
The source is the "Rambo Cuztha Gunz" youtube channel, where he has an entire series of comedy videos of him getting smacked around by professional fighters. This was very much scripted, so please stop downvote bombing the people that've already pointed out that it probably was.
Sh1tMovieGroup
Or, you could stop ruining the fun..
garbuhj
Ok thank you, because i was watching this and the guy literally never even attempts to strike or do literally anything at all. I'm not saying he would or wouldn't win in a fight, but it's very obvious that this isn't an actual fight at all
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
The fact people thought it looked real is sad
HandsomePenguin
Anyone who has spent any time training in a Gym has met someone like this. Its absurd, yes, but still realistic.
DoingItWrongSince1980
That makes sense. I was wondering about way he falls forward with so little weight on him and no momentum to exploit, and the way she restraints his arm with only the strength of her grip and not an arm bar had me wondering if it was staged or he was very drunk. It didn't look convincing, but I'm not an MMA expert so I couldn't be sure.
PineappleIsDeliciousOnPizzaFightMe
Good lord, neither the woman nor the ref even tried. If either had gone all out, he would still be unconscious today
Emuc64
Some say he still is unconscious.
littlecoatfatguy
I feel like this guy isn't even in the class, just wandered in shirtless, drunk and unpleasant.
I absolutely love the instructor for harmlessly humiliating him with those open-palmed slaps.
Sailboatt
It's a somewhat setup. He has a YouTube channel where he sorta makes comedy of himself being a "tough guy".
definitelynotaseagull
Can confirm, pre-covid we would get about 1-2 of those a month during our lunchtime no-gi class.
Blackheartedsilphy
I'm reminded of Ed Edd and Eddy. "Pink Belly! Pink Belly. Pink Belly!"
DravTauron
I've been saying that for years and forgot where the line came from! 😆
69thStPepper
The instructor is punishing him at that point. He's lost his mouth guard, so the fact that he's still getting hit means he exhausted the instructor's patience and is being taught not to do things in the future
relsky
It's genuinely a thing that happens from time to time. Most instructors know how to deal with it safely.
ISayShenanigans
"Piiink Belly! Piiink Belly! Piiink Belly!"
Ubersnaps
Slaps to the tummy make you go OOF, exhaling that sweet precious air they're squeezing out of him to settle in for a nice second nap.
SadsPikkelson
After two naps I'd be worried about brain damage, but, well...
definewelladjusted
Yep, that ship has sailed.
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
I've heard of second breakfast, but I could really get into this second nap idea...
SneakorsMcSneakorsface
Hand em out for free.
MystikSpiral
I feel like this is set up for the 'gram...
SlightlyDodgy
Open palms is a technique used to show someone isn't a threat and to disarm aggressive people / calm them. It's not going to work in this situation but it will have a partial effect. It's used as a part of open body language.
OPsFatMom
This was staged if i remember. But this probably does happen im sure.
mrsparkle001
He did literally nothing. He’s not trained in BJJ or MMA he’s just an idiot.
HandsomePenguin
Yeah, the caption says MMA Fan, not MMA Fighter.
heyimjephph
It's staged content for his YT channel
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
BlowJob Jiutsu is such an intense sport
mrsparkle001
CaptainThePirate
He put his head down, fed her a front face lock, and then turtle’d on the ground while she worked him. Wtf was he even trying to do? Don’t talk shit if you ain’t even trained.
valkrez
Thank you for breaking this down; id read all of your fight-related commentary
dohcohv
My kids have been in Brazilian juijitsu for years, my son is in the adult class. It's funny to watch a new person come in that's cocky and gets taken down by my daughter's friend's mom who is 5' and in her 40s.
CrusherOfCities
He was trying to make a funny video where an arrogant bodybuilder character gets beaten up. Source is the Rambo Gunz youtube channel and he has an entire series of these.
SteepedGardenMrsChen
Oh. Well now it doesn't seem so cool.
cristSuperTerror
I mean, turtle is a valid defense once your back is compromised. He left too much space for her to get the RNC locked in. It was game over from there
nomorehate
What's the republican national committee got to do with this? /s
OurLordLucifer
Idk, but they didn’t say anything about a flaming pile of assholes. So why do you ask?
upsidedownyhead
Definitely not trained. Just pumping iron for nothing but the look
Leithoa
Probably did 1-2 striking arts & now calls himself an MMA fighter. Night night sweetheart!
upsidedownyhead
I feel like the 2nd chokehold applied was a bit dangerous. Maybe a different hold till he comes to properly would be safer
JockoV
This whole thing seemed a little over the top where it came across as fake. The stereotypical chauvinistic line about doing the dishes and then just lamely lurching forward headfirst practically gift wrapping a headlock for her. Is this really for real?
warhamma
He literally deliberately didn’t defend anything, didn’t fight the choke and actually moved to make it tighter - staged
olivesandfeta
Just Dunning-Kruger in action. The dude doesn't even know what he doesn't know.
OnyxTurret
Probably the difference between mma fan and actual fighter.
anarchoFeline
he was probably a high school wrestler. I did a lot ground fight training in the military and wrestlers always had to break the habit of giving up their backs
Kingrablo
Ding ding, I had the same reaction. Looks like he shoots for a super lazy leg and she gets advantage easily. If you don't know ground defense you're basically fucked from there.
locksstock
Fish
KyleZombie
Kinda seems staged, huh?
DocBenny
part of me thinks it's some sorta comedy bit because nobody is THAT stupid. other part of me sadly knows some people are even fucking dumber
PavelNova
It's staged. The clip was posted by the "bodybuilder" (why would he do that if it wasn't comedy). Also the trainer Piet Wilhelm has confirmed it. That's if you couldn't tell by the bad acting and the fact that the bodybuilder does a very poor job of pretending to fight.
DocBenny
makes sense. but i did see people behave exactly like that in real life when given enough alcohol
Misteree8
Ppl like this will ALWAYS talk shit. Its not a matter if he can take her Down. Its his stupid ego/pride thats been left unchecked, along dumb ideas of social roles.
Atlasraven
I think he thought all you needed was arm muscles.
Cinammontoastcrunch
Secretly, he just wanted to be manhandled by a woman and thought this was his fastest way. (/S I made that up)
chiefrunswithscissors
Or it was a stupid internet dare to go viral
Yellowchopsticks
Cinammontoastcrunch
The exact post I was thinking of as I wrote that
gabicraina
There was an old joke:
Once upon a time, there was this guy who decided to go hunting.
After a full day of hunting, he didn't kill anything to he decided to pack up and go home when all of a sudden, he sees a bear and decides to shoot it. He fires one shot, but misses.
The bear comes up to him and says, "You just tried to kill me!"
The guy says "No, my gun went off by itself", but the bear does not believe him and says, "Now I'm gonna fuck you in the ass." 1/3
gabicraina
After the bear is done, the guy says, " fuckin bear, I'm gonna kill you." and fires again..But he misses for a second time.
The bear comes up to him and says, " You just tried to kill me again!"
And the guy says "No, I dropped my gun and it went off again".
The bear doesn't believe him and says, " I'm gonna make you suck my dick."
So after the bear is done with him he leaves, and the guy is reallymad and fires a third time. But again he misses. 2/3
gabicraina
So the bear comes up to him and says,
"Admit it, you didn't come here to hunt, did you?"
3/3
Kittynomnoms
annoyedOnion
Someone I know insists he could beat Ronda rousey in a fight simply because he's a dude and she's a girl. I would love for him to get the opportunity to try one day because he couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper bag
Hukkie
If a man wants to win against a female fighter, he would still need to be a fighter himself on an equivalent level. If we say same level of competition and same weightclass then sure, the chance the woman wins is close to zero, but if for example I was to fight ANY trained female fighter? Lets just say I would NOT bet on me winning, because fucking hell that aint happening.
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiol
Your friend should look up Stefan Raab, a German TV host. For years he would do unusual sporting events with fans of the show (like racing woks (!) down an Olympic sled course), but one year he asked Regina Halmich, a box champion, if she would fight him in a real bout(not being chauvignistic or downplaying her abilities, but more as something he knew would get ratings).He's a comedian, but gets extremely competitive in these sporting events and often wins them. This time.. she broke his nose. ¹
qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiol
She didn't hold back, and despite the ref wanting to stop the fight a few times out of concern for Raabs safety, they went 5 rounds. The ratings were fantastic for the fight, and they repeated the whole thing a few years later, to similar results. https://www.givemesport.com/1799354-when-regina-halmich-gave-a-male-tv-host-a-broken-nose-in-boxings-battle-of-the-sexes/
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Hey, I'm a dude and I'm up for that challenge any day, man. That wet paper bag is a goner.
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
I would pay money to see that. Literally every fucking amateur idiot who wants to fight a female super pro. Give it a shot. See how it goes.
ShakeNbakemotherfucker
This makes me think of the survey that found that 50% of men think they can land a plane in an emergency. The Dunning–Kruger effect is astounding
SumOneElse
That's very dependent on the size of the aircraft. If it's something small and slow like a Cesna, Cub, etc; if you can figure out the radio and have enough fuel to stay airborne long enough to get a flight instructor to the airport you and aircraft will probably get safely to the ground. OTOH most accounts I've read when an experienced general aviation pilot was able to finagle access to a Boeing or Airbus simulator they crashed on their first attempt. Mostly because of how fast it came in.
LarvaLamp
We can all land a plane, the trick is surviving the landing.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
All planes can land themselves, when it comes down to it.
QueenOfTheFey
My cousins dating website prompt is "what's the biggest forest animal you think you could beat in a fight" and most of the men's responses are unhinged.
ShakeNbakemotherfucker
Omg, that is actually an incredible question. I'm not on those apps anymore but if I'm ever single again, I'm for sure adding that as a litmus test lol
ShakeNbakemotherfucker
I just went and asked my boyfriend and brother and thankfully, they said, "a baby deer" and "a malnourished coyote...maybe."
QueenOfTheFey
Those are good answers!!! Cuz they're reasonable and funny.
NateintheNorth
A coworker of mine, who is normally reasonable and I thought fair minded and such, went ballistic and wouldn't drop it when I said women could probably compete with men in the same weight class in MMA. He said "absolutely not, bone/muscle structure etc" idk, man.
GodAintReal
The reason we have so many gender-segregated sports is simply because men (in our shitty society, where they’re often instilled with “king baby” syndrome) cannot handle facing the reality of how frequently women would beat them.
QueenOfTheFey
OMG my favourite sports history facts are always "woman is allowed to compete in mixed sports. Women does amazing. Men ban women from sport, pretend it's not because they're big babies" So many instances!
GodAintReal
YEP! And proactively banning them before it can happen in other areas, too. Sports, medicine, architecture… the list is endless.
OrnamentalTurtle
If equal-weight, equally trained fighters of the opposite sex could compete evenly, it would be a thing. Think of a trained human male fighting a trained chimpanzee of equal weight. Barring actual dismemberment, that's what an MMA match between male and female would be like.
QueenOfTheFey
Bro, they seperate fucking CHESS by gender. Every time women win against men in a sport THEY BAN THE WOMEN. Lets not pretend the seperation exists for more than sheltering mens egos. But keep embarassing yourself
OrnamentalTurtle
We're talking about combat sports here not Chess not super long distance running or badminton and the like. Keep denying math, biology and credible statistics all you want to fit your social narrative. It doesn't change reality...talk about embarrassing yourself.
QueenOfTheFey
Oh, you mean like shooting? Where they banned women the year a woman won the olympics? Or boxing? Where a woman was denied a boxing license and when they finally let her fight she knocked out the first guy she fought and women werent allowed to fight men any more? Hell, if we're going with just strength, surely the fact that the second strongest person at the Hercules hold in competion this year (only beaten by the world record holder) is a woman, would matter. You're just uneducated mate
Ghostwish
Geezus, and then he goes for the ref??? Not often I get to watch stupid go from the frying pan into the fire...
sagejosh0
It’s like the last scene in “the one” but if jet lee kept getting his ass kicked.
Problemwoodchuck
Oops, it's naptime again
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Bonus brain damage lol.
mustardburp
You guys want some of that pure uncut facepalm, that mother's milk of cringe, go to the youtube comments. There are just certain people (presumably untested untrained men) who cannot accept ANY scenario in which a woman bests a man in a physical task, and they cling to that like it is the sum of their self worth.
SalmonTheWise
Because it is sum total of their self worth, they are so lacking in achievement and skill that their only refuge is belief that women are inferior by default. It's like that Lyndon B Johnson quote about racism being "convincing the lowest white man that he's better then the best colored man" but for genders.
Mewmus
His brain was likely shy of a bit of oxygen, so def not thinking clearly
Angel337
I think he was clearly think <-- unfortunately the thought was "I need to get my manhood back by fighting the biggest guy here" (which in his head he could definitely take)
ChazzK
"I couldn't beat the person trained to fight, let me attack the person IN CHARGE OF THE FIGHTERS"
Leithoa
What a clown.
doobiedoobop
He's still out of it. He passed out in the middle of a fight and woke up thinking he's still in a fight. He just lost track of who it was with. MMA fighters frequently wake up from a KO or choke and start trying to fight the ref.
QueenOfTheFey
Drug addicts waking up from an OD will do the same thing. Just start punching out at everything.
Apothecarius
Those slaps weren't real playful.
darkslyde
PINK BELLY! NOW SAY UNCLE!
Vigbagina
The last one was a slap before that looked like a relaxed ab gut punch probably knocked the the wind out of him while being in a chock hold 😆 🤣
TinaEveFox
Yea that fuckin hurts actually. I don't know if it's just me but that part right under my rib cage in the middle, if you tap that area I go down. I had to tell my ex to: under no circumstances hit me there even if you are playing. She did once and I cried.
Koskun
It effects your diaphragm. Hit it just right and it will essentially disrupt it, making it so it is very difficult to control your breathing.
In my classes, we were taught to do a knuckle poke right at the bottom of the breastbone for maximum disruption of the diaphragm. It will drop you in a second.
TinaEveFox
God no lie at all it felt like my heart was gonna stop and like for a while after. If I was in a MMA fight and someone did that to me I would just die. I mean there's probably any number of ways an MMA fighter could kill me.
69thStPepper
Those are instructional slaps
stercusmoriturussum
He should be thankful for the grandfatherly goodness.
69thStPepper
He should. They are teaching him where his vulnerabilities are
Kamchatkah
How does one go about receiving instructional slaps?
69thStPepper
Two ways; asking nicely, and the way this guy did it
mdscntstmgm
Actually happens relatively often when people are dazed or waking up from unconsciousness. They are disoriented, but still in fight mode. Now this guy here is a proper asshole, but during the reorientation phase this can really happen to anyone.
empire161
I got put under anesthesia for my wisdom teeth. They said I woke up “combative”. I was straight swinging for the dentist, hygienist, my mom, anyone
Ubersnaps
Man, I woke up from my wisdom teeth being pulled claiming I was the Matron of Cydonia. Listened to too much Muse that week, maybe, and my subconscious pulled their song Knights of Cydonia out. I signed the payment slip with my self proclaimed Matron title as well. They had to print another receipt and ask me to use my real name.
mikecaa
Your are absoluely right. This is a danger many refs face.
MarsIsAfire
This can happen with patients coming out of anesthesia, and can be a real risk to medical staff!
iwenttousersubandalligotwasthislousyusername
My buddy used to be in EMS and he said this happened numerous times on calls for low blood sugar. Dude would finally get some sugar in him and come to and just be like "oh no it happened again. Sorry guys" very chill person unless he was in that state
mdscntstmgm
I used to be an epileptic. Well, am still an epileptic but no longer have seizures. Anyway, had one of the worst kind: "grand mal episodes", sudden unconsciousness w/o warning, immediate seizures that were strong enough to dislocate joints or bite off a part of my tongue, get bleeding wounds from hitting stuff. During reorientation I wasn't violent, but very confused and would say and ask nonsensical things, never remembered the first minutes after being "awake" again.
mdscntstmgm
It would sometimes take hours until memory of the last day or in extreme cases several weeks returned to me. One time it took me two hours to remember that I had taken on a new job, moved to a different city and all that. Was kinda frightening to wake up to all "unknown" faces insisting I'd know them and this was where I lived and worked. Bottom line, while the guy was a douche bag to begin with, he probably wasn't in his clear mind when going for the ref.
CoinedWatcher
Narcan was the one for me. About ½ the time people wake swinging
TheOldSchoolisBack
This. Narcan comes with a warning: “you may save their life, but they will NOT be happy about it”
f3n1x187
I learned that from Fire Department Chronicles in youtube, its Either Puke, Murder intentions, denial or disoriented.
Frostycopper
He followed through though
coothlesscthulhu
And got his belly slapped
mdscntstmgm
Yeah sure, but the fact that he can "talk" doesn't mean shit. Reorientation can take anywhere from a second to several minutes, and he might not even remember anything he said or did during that time. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt here, but given his behavior towards the fighter he might just be this stupid even when being fully awake again. Maybe she should have dislocated something instead, that tends to teach big mouth bitches like him.
raftus
She did the proper thing. She displayed that he would be dead without too much longer term damage. That said Ive always been skeptical of the 'no damage from sleeping' crowd. With how long it can take for the brain to reboot...that cant be good.