HitlersRupturedColon
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Aug 23, 2016 3:44 PM
HitlersRupturedColon
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BananasAgainstFruitCruelty
Originally read, "Let me give you a piece of fisting advice." I don't remember that from the show...
Blastergv9
Reel them all in and make a FISH TORNADO!!
orcavsgreatwhite
That's some good advice right there.
greensquall
boy am i going thru this right now... debating on sending it to her
roguejedi89
Having been the fish and the fisherman, this advice is good for everybody.
istherelifeonmars
Watched this episode last night!
StankyBean
Tammy...
reesareesa
illtellyouwhenivehadenoughfuckboi
"Crying - acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon." RS
cosmicapotheosis
Generally they cut the line once they fuck another fish in their boat.
TinaIsMySpiritBelcher
I'm tempted to send this to my boyfriend so he'll take the hint about why I'm going to break up with him.
icameinlikeafeckingball
Dear diary, today Hitler’s Ruptured Colon gave me the feels.
AlwaysUpvoteBeagle
"Fish only for sport, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable."
Booyah719
Fishing calms me. It's like doing yoga, but I still get to kill something.
JesusMowsMyLawn
Alternatively, don't put up with being dragged behind the boat.
ZeroNumerous
"It's simple. Kill the dick, man." Men don't work that way. You chase because you believe, and you don't stop believing.
ItsSomeKindOfBearPigMan
✋....you had me at "Meat Tornado"
Hitlersbulgingmilkybreasts
ForALimitedTimeOnly
I maybe have more than a few questions about your username
Hitlersbulgingmilkybreasts
I'll give you the short answer
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captainclutch
How about guys that like Johnson?
dosvader
What the what? I didn't delete this?
captainclutch
Wait no... That didn't come out right...
dosvader
What's not coming out straight?
captainclutch
You're not coming straight out to the lake?
fillupmycup
That's because girls think it's okay to have a backup guy just in case 5 years from now because they're a special Disney princess
myrdrah
Yeah, I remember telling this girl to go fuck herself, because of shit like that, never looked back.
llamalibrarian
i'm a woman and i was the dragged one for a long while. it's not just a thing women do. it's a thing jerks do.
rollercostarican
this isnt a girl only situation my friend
Geeknerd1337
That's because [nebulous unknowable, unidentifiable entities] think it's okay to
thatcrazyasian
Still waiting for a fish to bite.
SharkDemon
Bait your hook with a Manwich.
TheFenceJumper
Got to give it time
ZeroNumerous
Step 1, be alive. Since you've got that handled: Step 2, be attractive. But obviously you've got that down pat as well.
RogueAvenger
Same here. It sucks.
ZeroNumerous
You have scared them with your beauty. This is good. Quickly, while they are afraid, you pounce. Drag them down like lion on baby gazelle.
RogueAvenger
How about like a red panda instead?
losernamemorelike
Dragging the fish behind the boat is the most important part of fishing. Makes them tender.
bufferkiller
It's like beating a dog before you eat it. Good for you.
BaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaNaBATMAN
You can use the fish as bait for larger fish. I mean, if huge fish are your thing.
Discoduck
Huge, burly, bisexual fish with lots of muscles and a stern German accent that can't be refused.
BillNyeTheNaziSpy
Sploosh
RumHamImSorry
My younger sister is dragging a poor fish behind her boat. The one she caught for 6.5 yrs. I wanna punch her in the tit for being a dick
unicyclemaverick
If I had a sister I would totally punch her in the tits. Both of them. Leave no tit behind.
itsmesteve
Or in the dick for being a tit
confanity
Your metaphors get mixed pretty easily, apparently.
wh33lm4n
Do it. Punch right on the dick's tit.
Sunkizer
Pretty sure that's called balls..
wh33lm4n
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Newspaper-Blows-Into-Dogs-Face.gif
Voltair
What's stopping you?
StonesOnTheHill
Her kung fu is stronger.
Beardgoesalltheway
I didn't know she had the GI Joe Kung Fu grip
FlamingYon
+1 for sublime
PandaBoiiii
I like you, you made a funny.
ScaryScarab
It's not funny when she Kung Fu's you in the balls.