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tofuroshi
No Deep Roy? A terrible omission.
blackbaron
Can someone shop shaq on the right maintaining the same scale?
TheScottishRonSwanson
derschweiz
Danny devito is a national treasure but like also just so good at playing obscenely filthy characters...
TOTOAFRICA
Nightcrawlers chahley
db22
Zoom in a bit so we can see Kevin Hart.
evilspock
I see a "Princess Bride" remake. DeVito plays Fezzik.
mehlec
I would like to go bowling -- with these guys
AngryOldMan
Thank you for clarifying
WeirdOneWithaWhip
I am NOT just one incher taller than Danny Devito! oh fuck RIGHT off
stripedpajamasquid
I'm the same height. I feel like I'd be so uncomfortable looking him in the eyes.
iamalreadyaghost
Pic says “Hollywood Height chart” which could only means these 5 people arrange themselves to make up all the other actors in Hollywood
Jthechef
Where is Tom Cruise?
VictusVonGuyver
Danny is shorter than the Three Stooges, and yet still the perfect height to be bitten in the crotch by a monkey filming Batman Returns.
MrMagnet
barbarians9
mousibald
Danny devito is an inch taller than me. (I'm fenale btw)
WellThatsOriginal
I don't know what fenale is but it's my new fetish. Soooo how are youuu doin'?
TheseAreNotTheVotesYouAreLookingFor
Pretty sure that is Italian for final.
CanadianMadCow
Are you a seed? Like fennel?
disagreeable
One Canadian to another. Thanks for not being a greasy creep and making a pass at the fennel seed like the others did.
Predicto
I think Tom Cruise fits in the middle there somewhere
royrogersdoublerbarburger
Warwick Davis (pronounced Warrick) was 11 when he played Wicket the Ewok (full name Wicket Wystri Warrick) in Return of the Jedi. ELEVEN.
alecdshope
Where's the banana?
vezapunk
Its like living matryoska doll
LincLoud
Warwick Davis has a fairly long career from Willow to Leprechaun (the horror series) to Harry Potter. He's a great actor.
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Seriously fuckin underrated. Fuck, now I have to go to Amazon and buy Willow. Asshole.
Mewmus
met him in vegas in the lobby of the chris angel show, nice guy (i was drunk and fanboyed out)
LincLoud
Lucky! I would love to meet him. I honestly wish I had gone to more conventions when I was younger and got more signed stuff.
Mewmus
my meeting him was entirely random, my wife and i were looking at the pics on the walls before the show and i just noticed him
j0lt78
Return of the Jedi, too!
reediculous84
And Episode 8
tracereading
It would be funny if the wand they gave him to use as Flitwick was the same ine from Willow.
royrogersdoublerbarburger
Warwick Davis (pronounced Warrick) was 11 when he played Wicket the Ewok (full name Wicket Wystri Warrick) in Return of the Jedi. ELEVEN.
royrogersdoublerbarburger
Fast-forward to 7:30mark: https://youtu.be/pH5weIKLRsM?t=7m28s
VictusVonGuyver
Mark Hamill actually bonded with him and bought Warwick every Star Wars figure available. Pretty cool, hope he kept them.
Jumel
Best work is, Life's Too Short! His assistant is my favorite. Such a funny show.
BertWiedermeyer
Devito is less than 5 foot tall.
T3sl4co1l
@thevernetroyer FYI
PubicOvergrowth
I believe he knows
T3sl4co1l
FYI for everyone who doesn't know, that is!
meatylegend
@thevernetroyer
Studoku
Danny Devito looks so smug about being the tall one for once.
echonite
Warwick? You mean Willow...
Mungitis
Where’s Seth Green?
Denamic
Woah, Dinklage is head and nipples above Troyer
Mendeleyev1
I had no idea devito wasn't a little person.
FrancoUnAmerican
Shouldn't Tom Cruise should be between Peter Dinklage and Danny DeVito ?
12rt2345g342563
You can't catch me gay thoughts!
theuberkevlar
They're after me lucky charms!
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
If he takes his stacked heels off yes.
JohnnieTheShrubber
5'7. That's nuts.
Slagurth
You joke but at 5’7” he’s actually only as much taller than DeVito as DeVito is taller than Dinklage. So yeah he should be in the pic lol.
CoolHandRK
Wesley Snipes as well.
FrancoUnAmerican
really ? Damn He looked tall in blade.
CoolHandRK
To be fair I think he is listed at 5'9" but I am 5'9" and have met him. He is shorter than me.
Freakingdoomguy
Tom cruise is Tom cruise crazy, just be glad it's him, not you
RedIronCrown
Cruise is 5'7", so no.
KillingTlme
Yeh, after Scientologists spent million editing the entire internet. He's like 5'4" at best.
RedIronCrown
I doubt even scientology has that kind of reach, but I've never met Cruise so can't say first hand.
FrancoUnAmerican
RedIronCrown
Perhaps my sarcasm meter needs calibration again.
FrancoUnAmerican
I'd guess so \s
YourfavouriteAsian
Can u explain.. for a friend who doesnt follow media?
FailedCrate
Needs metric.
malok
Let's not forget most of imgur and Hollywood come from an old country with an outdated measuring system. One day, they'll catch up.
stouf761
Canada? Yeah they'll make it to the moon probably before the US goes back.
davebeastly
That's why we measure things in bananometres round these parts.
ILogInToUpvote
I was going to comment we're not that old, then I researched and realized there are a crazy amount of newer countries compared to older.
geosynthetic
Our government is one of the oldest in the world.
ILogInToUpvote
I just didn't realize ~200 years was considered old compared to Europe or Asia. Then I saw almost all of Africa and Oceania was new.
Sfinski
Most of Imgur is only half though.
Harryteeters
Still creeps me out that Troyer has a man-sized dong.
ChainsawHandsJoe
So you mean a third leg?
ItsFRONKENsteen
So he really is a little tripod?
JohnnyricoMC
If he's tired he can just lean forward
ShowMeYourButtonhole
And how do you know this?!
barbarians9
Asking the real questions.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Creeps me out that you know this!
SavagePatchKids
Well now you know this too, so it creeps me out that you know this
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I don't *know it* know it, though. :)
davebeastly
Yet.
CoolHandRK
As opposed to say a lady sized dong?
theslybanananana
Wat..
theAught
Didnt creep your mom out.
goclimbarock
It's like a kick stand
findingjewels
I'm sorry, what? I need evidence.
vixiecat
Ask him yourself, he is one of us.
findingjewels
Really?! That's neato AF
vixiecat
@thevernetroyer <- the man, the myth, the legend himself.
davebeastly
No, you don't.
Arcian
I second this. You really don't.
misterturdcat
"I hate that you can't say midget anymore. Now it's; today I saw a little person." "Like a kid?" "No you know under 5 foot. With the hands."
votfgz
I prefer "halfling".
Manaslu
Afaik the proper term is dwarf so thats an option
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Well, the technical term is that they suffer from pituitary dwarfism. Caused by a defect in the pituitary gland.
KraftyKev
Im not saying all that jusy to reference the dwarf on the bus
tooomanystevesgotbanned
I know, I was just saying that therefore "dwarf' or "person with dwarfism" is better than "midget".
TheScottishRonSwanson
You can say midget they just don't like it but hey what can they do... jk hitting midgets, I mean little people is wrong... but funny
WARHAMMER405
Listen to Brad Williams tirade about the last Snow White movies that were made.
whatspaulplayingtoday
"with the hands". haha.
ino84
I’ve had a weird discussion with the American then fiancé of a friend about the proper usage of midget, dwarf and little people...
forgetfulvegetarian
I hope you guys listen to his podcast too
Dianiko
I still like Dwarf, because I'm a big DnD fan and it makes me happy to think we have a Dwarf community.
textilelover
They seem more gnomish to me. Dwarves are burly.
valen00
call one a gnome and see what you think of them after.
ButtFlapsMcgee
TBH, I just call screaming kids, screaming midgets.
saltyvinegarstrokes1
Also we can’t say “that’s gay”. Even though we never said it like that.
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
I can't use "little people" because I always associate it with a social class rather than height.
maetrix
delecti
My wife is shorter than me. Doing the second one pisses her right off.
SatanOfCourse
Iloveberniesandersfeet
People McNuggets
HotCarlWinslow
I just take to a whole new level and call them Miggers
misterturdcat
I think you mean Nigglet.
Ravenbreaker
*does sign language for nigglet*
rudegoldberg
I call little people on meth Fidgets...
ShiningForce
ImFrank
BurtTurglar
Mewmus
i've never once heard the word midget used as a slur
DudePlayinADudeDisguisedAsAnotherDude
You uncultured pleb.
Tornadotaco
Shut up midget.
misterturdcat
Shut up Meg.
Rutskarn
That's not really how slurs work? A slur's just a derogatory or offensive word, and the word "midget" IS an offensive word.
Mewmus
you ever seen one little person go up to another and go "what up my midget"?
TheScottishRonSwanson
Watch "in bruge"
MagnoliaFire
I have. I had a friend in high school who was just above 5 feet. She got called midget a lot, and was made fun of constantly
W92Baj
They weren't using the word as a slur, they were teasing her for being short and using a word that meant short. Its a subtle difference
MagnoliaFire
Trust me, they were using it as a slur. Some of them said it in the most hateful way, you couldn’t call it “teasing”
misterturdcat
That's when you beat them to it and make fun of it first. I'm a 5,7' dude. I make fun of my hight all the time. Shows a good sense of humor.
BlackJesus2012
Tom Segura is fucking hilarious.
TheScottishRonSwanson
Totally agree
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BIKES!!!!!!!!!
misterturdcat
"IMMA MAKE YOU EAT MY DICK FOR BREAKFAST ERY MORNIN!" " ewughh.... I hate breakfast!"
HitlersClonedButthole
I just saw him live in Columbus. My stomach hurt from laughing.
ihavesomuchdawwtogive
My little sister introduced me to him. His most recent Netflix special had me in stitches. It was outstanding.
Housemaster
I love his bit on Steven Segal
icantpulloveranyfarther
“I don’t think he’s gonna help us out. We’re gonna have to find Cricket on our own.”
misterturdcat
His second special on Netflix is my favorite. "Hey Tooom." "Yes Mike Tyson?" Where's ya show gonna be?" "I don't fuckin know Google it."
krazy8ba11
did you like his last show on Netflix? I didn't find it to be that funny. But his other 2 on Netflix are amazing.
misterturdcat
I loved it don't get me wrong. But through the whole thing I got a serious Louis CK vibe. Nothings wrong with that, show off your influence.
Donttouchthatwithoutgloves
I was a bit disappointed as well and agree his other two we great. His pod cast can be kinda out there as well.