Pizza by jet ski in Harvey

Aug 30, 2017 2:56 AM

Raspberrywaffles

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To be fair I'd go through flood waters for her too...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Looks like he wants to jet her ski.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man. I thought I'd do anything for a beautiful women. This guy is on another level.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is...is that...Andrew Garfield?!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This could be me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd swim through the flood to give that girl pizza, and I can't even swim

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Really... you're gonna tip the picture taker friend."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pizza dude like damn she hot

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

trying to fill out a focused recognition card but i cant decide whether to cite this act under unity wins or operating "above the line"...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

water boots. thank goodness.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shorts and wellies

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That dude deserves a porno-worthy tip.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2017 yet we still got these shit quality pictures. What gives?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pizza guy: "ha ha...wet girl!"

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

she's gonna need more cash. jets is beyond expensive

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pizza via boatercycle. They livin in 2050, yall.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If I lived there I'd definitely get some waders and a little boat of sorts.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Brazzers Houston edition

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I can't decide if I'm more attracted to the pizza or that girl, it's close... But I mean there are 5 pizzas and one her.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love America...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Dudes just thinking "pizza guy, camera? I'm getting laid"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

It's all fun and games until the jet sky hits something underwater or he gets eaten by a pizza-loving crocodile

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lol no one is gonna stop Marcos pizza.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

How good are their pizzas?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Really good. It's my favorite delivery pizza

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Legit thought this was the girl from Jurassic Park for a second...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

She should give the money to the pizza guy though, not the guy taking the photo

9 years ago | Likes 397 Dislikes 3

Pizza guy is taking the photo!!! Friend holding the pizza!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

MAybe she asked the pizza delivery jetskier to take the photo

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Maybe the photographer gave her the money for the pizza.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

well, she is blonde..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe she is handing the person taking the picture the money so she can use both hands to carry the pizza

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

Maybe she realised someone was taking a photo and was mid 'please don't take a photo' with outstretched hand?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

fixed it ... http://imgur.com/4uxj1Hl

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

I think the guy is just in awe of the girl.

9 years ago | Likes 179 Dislikes 1

Dr Krieger: " ME too!" .gif

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can you blame him?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I'm just in awe of he guy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Or that she's giving his money to the camera guy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Texas is full of girls like that. And they're all sluts. I mean that as a term of genuine endearment.

9 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 9

Well I'll be heading over there then ;)

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Look out Texas, here I come.

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Fuck, that's why everyone wants to move to Texas.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

For real?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

They're not sluts but yes I've noticed that Texas has a high population of very attractive people compared to some other states I've been in

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

top him big time

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 3

Top? Top him off?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Only if he's into that

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

sigh *unzip*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Alright. Let me at em.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*tip

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Funnier as it was my friend.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tock*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Just the tip?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

How was i supposed to know you were lactose intolerant?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

And only for a minute! Thanks for watching, keep your Dick in the vice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Why would anyone downvote AvE?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0