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Apr 28, 2017 9:02 PM
twistedtrucker
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gotmojomang
He was thinking of going on the adjacent roof but he was kinda on the fence.
GansoEstaMuerto
markskayff
Dead, broken and impaled.
MagnificentTurd
"Hi, my name is Chosen Undead and welcome to Dark Souls".
VikingPrincessLaserRaptor
rendombeastly
Anybody else notice he broke the railing he was standing on as he jumped?
MostlyDadJokes
I want to upvote this but I'm on the fence
myjimmiesberustled
Hahahaha, god damn what a knob.
FreshPrinceOfWhiterun
Not anymore
Shakakel
Beat me to it!
0hnonono
He forgot to ask someone to hold his beer
myjimmiesberustled
And his testicles.
Mymumsaysno
That's clearly why it all went wrong!
bigbowliofravioli
Looks like a Bud Lite can so at least no beer was wasted.
0hnonono
ShutUpImWorking
ahhh i see... makes sense...
AmishGangsta404
Well, That's what he gets for being a fucking retard.
superfat2009
Guys mind: " I'm going to look sick jumping onto this roof, I'm the freaking life of the party"
Seelgirl
He dead
B99Reactions
He's a big guy so that hurt even more. Good
Davidnfilms
Its ok, his penis took most of the fall.
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
I fell on a fence like that and ended up with 30 stitches in my armpit
thecreep1ngbam
It hurts to watch
rainmonkey
"Sir, how did you injure yourself?" "I fell."
WirenutsInYourButts
You dudes ever get sympathy pain in your nuts? Because that just happened to me.
jayar1st
I wanna see the aftermath.
twistedtrucker
I'm pretty sure he tore his sack wide open. No y wants to see that
MATTYBE87
Mortjigger
Does anyone know what happen last night.. and why my balls are hanging on the fence?
hayzee419
It looks like that was exactly what he was trying to do.
TradingCats4Nudes
are we not gonna talk about those sick spirals his beer can made?!!
FairfaxJack
As my grandpa used to say "If you're going to do something really fucking stupid make sure there's a beer in your hand and someones filming"
FairfaxJack
Still can't believe he's gone; I actually miss the jumper cable beatings :-(
Plapsplipicus
its funny because the fence gave out, causing it to look like hes just that drunk. when in fact hes just that stupid.
eroso
Sharp sight. +1, I missed that detail.
MRWIRealiseYouCanChangeUsernames
HotSpoon
Oh I see, the railing on the porch. Nice catch, like the fence on his crotch.
dbox
*railing* ... Sorry
eroso
A railing can be a fence too.
Plapsplipicus
railing is actually part of the definition of fence
atgreat
Weak railing, he might have saved a life.
ColonelSteveSanders
His girlfriend:
ChrumCake
Depth, mother fucker, do you perceive it?
brianthefly
Mortjigger
Lol
thewhitestcuban
Yoooo I literally loled. That shit is funny
SirDixALot
He knocked the railing out with his step, he probably would have made it just fine otherwise, but holy fuck that looks painful
IEatPussyLikeFatKidEatsCake
Damn I didn't realize that at first.
LemmiwinksKingofGerbils
OnlyPostsGetRekt
Alcohol causes a debuff to depth perception proportional to BAC
ShutUpImWorking
or maybe... railing broke...
ILoveCreamPies
Depth perception must be off again...
mirrorz
The spears on the balls go ow and ow.
Piseogmush
That's a ruptured spleen, that's what that is.
miakkamisfit
He ded
Jayfourke
I'm not sure what he was trying to accomplish, but I am sure that he failed.
matusaleninxys
Probably getting unconscious...
mirrorz
That's because he didn't tell anyone to hold his beer first.
kbob21
I don't know, he saved a lot of money on that vasectomy
MrPredator
Naw, medical science has him covered... unfortunately, though, his insurance might say no.
bustrpoindextr
I think he was trying to get to the other roof
NeverGetsTheNuke
The castration attempt was very successful, I'll have you know.
howaboutnothankyouverymuch
Yeah it looks like his phone was in his pocket... From the angle I'm sure it's smashed.
00r3d
I think the plan was to nap
shayshay0
He ded
registeredtoproveimawesome
He was trying to step on the black thing he hit is beer on, but the fence he started on broke mid move so he lost his balance.
Pengarr
Yeah, I keep watching this and for the life of me, I cannot decipher what he thought was gonna happen. What was the best-case scenario here?
eroso
He would had landed it, the girls would had seen him do it and perhaps seen him as a bit better potential mating companion thanks to that.
Pengarr
I appreciate you taking the long-term view.
PandraPierva
Never has to worry about having kids ever again?
hockeyham
Survival
Nahxela
Looks like he was trying to jump to whatever his beer splashed on
ChefGavinB
How did you figure all of that out
STONERD716716
The railing that he was standing on broke when he tried to jump.
ChefGavinB
I just noticed that.. but he's still stupid. He'll be fine. He's white, he has insurance
Pengarr
Okay, there it is. It looked like he was just sorta...stepping off, at first glance.