Dec 27, 2021 5:40 PM
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notwhatyouknow
Undercover Kiln, when health and safety won’t let you have one in a rental
Zigon
u get a cool looking window for the fire i guess. seems kinda fun
idontknowyoufromadam
Because he could.
NacLac
Yes, I want my breakfast to smell like laundry, thank you so much!
Nocleverusernameforme
That's..... a lot of oil for just two eggs....
eastend666
That's a lot of work for not a pizza oven.
DrBobcat
Motherfucker may be handy but he is a big zero as a cook. I mean What the literal fuck did he do to that egg??!!!
sozensloth
also, never use utencils on pans. It's all scratched now
MitchAporia
Theres absolutely no need to do any of this...
Sheldonian
missojennie
TheElicitor
I was thinking pizza oven, at least that would have been better
Septictulip
all that effort just to fuck up the eggs!
wyt3fr0g
What did they do to those eggs?????
AutoTunedQueef
I was surprised not to see all my missing socks in there at 1st
Snozzberrywine
Who fries an egg and then cracks the yolks like an asshole?
UrbanDiscoBones
Fucked up the egg at the end ?
MycroftWallace
Man, honestly sandblast the interior and not use the cosmetic washing machine plastic parts and you are all good.
Refractory cement or fire brick is cheap and would be better. On the outside it's the same paint, they use on all ovens and stovetop burners
kerrigan778
I like how everything about this would be better without the washing machine. The only thing it contributes is ugliness.
TheRoadOfExcessLeadsToThePalaceOfWisdom
"911 what's your emergency?" ... "my washing machine stove has set my house on fire ..."
Qualtagh
"...again"
WhichIsIt
EpicEggnog
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
suzelloozel1978
?
XFilesnChill
And my eggs are too oily
Joylove
And burned cos the oil was way too hot.
Bergleton
The. What.
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
"Sir, are you somewhere safe?" ... "Yeah, I think so. I'm in my pool-basement."
yepitspuck
I was on board til they put the plastic faceplate back on it
LeDeer
electronicbovine
All that effort to seriously fuck that egg up.
TheMiamiVicePresident
Dude is 2 for 2 on fucking up something perfectly good in this video
FizzyBacon
A lot of good work went into this poorly planned idea! It’s like wow, that’s some grade A+ dumbfuckery…
Kazooski
As an appliance technician, what in the hell is going on here?
moonweasel
Breakfast
plainoldfool
Shit, all you need to do is skip cleaning out the lint trap for a bit and you'll have the same effect.
minipancho94
fun fact, washers and dryers will be an excellent source of electric motors for generators/windmills in the coming climate apocalypse.
zeugl
I'm not into conspiracies and I'm not a prepper but I 100% feel that I KNOW it's coming soon-ish. And I am scared and woefully unprepared
No need to go full nut job. Buy some bulk canned/dry goods that you normally use, and just keep a good stock. Get some plant guides, 1/2
And print out some basic survival stuff. Just gotta survive the initial panic. We'll rebuild in a decade or less. 2/2
Tokomek
For all those apartments that allow washers outdoors but not wood stoves.
Ceracuse
Outdoors? Who is using a washer outside? lmao
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
poors
alwaysthecheesegrater
Or people in a warm enough climate that they can utilize their outdoor space year round
RoquetoBT
I mean. What's gonna happen when it rains? Wash the washing machine while it washes clothes? Pff
Many low income apartments put a hookup on a patio if they do any hookup at all.
My laundry is outside. (Southern California)
Ahh okay that makes sense, northern New Englander here. Too cold here to run plumbing outside with high risk of freezing pipes
CanadaDryGingerMale
The way that egg was cooked should be the “Why?”
BeckyLookAtHerButt
How long until the plastic bits start melting?
[deleted]
IHateToTurnUpTheVolumeOfMyTvBecauseMyCatIsSnoring
Why?
maincarrot
And those tiny ass casters for wheels lol. You could use a grain of rice for a chock
CaptainSpoonbeard
Like a floorjack trying to offroad over a zip tie in the warehouse.
ButtholeButts
Yes.
MauroChanique
2hr
PineappleLoopsBroether
Yeah that front window is F’d
WhatAreYouTalkingAboutEh
do you mean the washing machine glasses isn't already heat resistant?
philstrum
Food poisoned and air full of toxic fumes within minutes. Darwin Award winner right here
criggie
Just before glass is fitted, you see an old toaster oven. I think they've salvaged the front glass for the door, so should be okay.
not the bubble window, that's plastic. I've had that same washer.
SpaceSphere
I'm also worried about those bricks. I'm willing to bet they're not fire bricks and could explode
JoshHaskins
Wait...bricks can explode?
HasteTheFool
Yeah. And people make fun of Michael Bay.
Yeah agreed - they look like normal red house bricks. Fire bricks tend to be pale.
Then, everything changed when the fire-bricks exploded.
Djkb6718
Burke616
Man, some countries' prank shows are just vicious.
Maelwrath
It's an universal sign of somebody getting their shit rocked when the shoes fall out of the feet.
Sign of poor lacemanship. A good tier's shoes won't come off before his feet do.
sambaah05
Plastic waa removed...
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
Not enough of it was. And that's not high temp paint. I would not want to be anywhere near that, especially in an enclosed area.
Yeah, this is just a crafty way to get clicks… which is a word that is going to eventually expire cuz people aren’t using computer mouses.
I don't know about that. What does the save icon look like? I'm guessing 1/3 of the people on this site have never owned a drive like that.
'clicks reply with mouse' We're not?
Dude, it's a real thing. I'm typing on a keyboard, but SO MANY people don't... They ONLY use the phone... Even for like... writing an essay.
DrunkBobRoss
You mean why did he break that beautiful yolk, right?
EccentricNimoy
Over hard or gtfo
NeelboBaggins
Dude straight up destroyed those eggs. In a bad way.
AntikytheraMechanism31415
When im making bacon and egg rolls right before i take the eggs out i break the yolk so its still runny but not bursty.
AHopelesslyRomanticBOOB
I already break the yolk for my friend eggs. Spreads the tasty bits lol
LooseyGooseyBrett
Can make fried eggs unless you crack a few yolks. I think that's the saying
Joregaurd
That honestly was the most upsetting thing in this whole video.
CarpeMofo
For me it was the metal spoon on the non stick pan.
Right? It makes my teeth itch.
RuthlessRuben
He's also using a metal spoon in a Teflon-covered pan. That man is clearly a barbarian.
Masonrig
Over an open flame too...
badgerbadgerbadgermushroommushroom
just the worst.
basiccricket8444
Why is he using a spoon at all?
Or just breakfast noob.
verethy
I mean does it matter when there is more oil than egg?
It's personal preference, but I love runny egg yolk.
stinkingyeti
That doesn't really answer the oil question though
I wholly agree, runny yolks are the only way to go.
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
I prefer scrambled, but runny yolk is my second favourite.
One recipe I've seen for scrambled eggs calls for an extra yolk added at the end of cooking.
notwhatyouknow
Undercover Kiln, when health and safety won’t let you have one in a rental
Zigon
u get a cool looking window for the fire i guess. seems kinda fun
idontknowyoufromadam
Because he could.
NacLac
Yes, I want my breakfast to smell like laundry, thank you so much!
Nocleverusernameforme
That's..... a lot of oil for just two eggs....
eastend666
That's a lot of work for not a pizza oven.
DrBobcat
Motherfucker may be handy but he is a big zero as a cook. I mean What the literal fuck did he do to that egg??!!!
sozensloth
also, never use utencils on pans. It's all scratched now
MitchAporia
Theres absolutely no need to do any of this...
Sheldonian
missojennie
TheElicitor
I was thinking pizza oven, at least that would have been better
Septictulip
all that effort just to fuck up the eggs!
wyt3fr0g
What did they do to those eggs?????
AutoTunedQueef
I was surprised not to see all my missing socks in there at 1st
Snozzberrywine
Who fries an egg and then cracks the yolks like an asshole?
UrbanDiscoBones
Fucked up the egg at the end ?
MycroftWallace
Man, honestly sandblast the interior and not use the cosmetic washing machine plastic parts and you are all good.
MycroftWallace
Refractory cement or fire brick is cheap and would be better. On the outside it's the same paint, they use on all ovens and stovetop burners
kerrigan778
I like how everything about this would be better without the washing machine. The only thing it contributes is ugliness.
TheRoadOfExcessLeadsToThePalaceOfWisdom
"911 what's your emergency?" ... "my washing machine stove has set my house on fire ..."
Qualtagh
"...again"
WhichIsIt
EpicEggnog
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
suzelloozel1978
?
XFilesnChill
And my eggs are too oily
Joylove
And burned cos the oil was way too hot.
Bergleton
The. What.
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
"Sir, are you somewhere safe?" ... "Yeah, I think so. I'm in my pool-basement."
yepitspuck
I was on board til they put the plastic faceplate back on it
LeDeer
electronicbovine
All that effort to seriously fuck that egg up.
TheMiamiVicePresident
Dude is 2 for 2 on fucking up something perfectly good in this video
FizzyBacon
A lot of good work went into this poorly planned idea! It’s like wow, that’s some grade A+ dumbfuckery…
Kazooski
As an appliance technician, what in the hell is going on here?
moonweasel
Breakfast
plainoldfool
Shit, all you need to do is skip cleaning out the lint trap for a bit and you'll have the same effect.
minipancho94
fun fact, washers and dryers will be an excellent source of electric motors for generators/windmills in the coming climate apocalypse.
zeugl
I'm not into conspiracies and I'm not a prepper but I 100% feel that I KNOW it's coming soon-ish. And I am scared and woefully unprepared
minipancho94
No need to go full nut job. Buy some bulk canned/dry goods that you normally use, and just keep a good stock. Get some plant guides, 1/2
minipancho94
And print out some basic survival stuff. Just gotta survive the initial panic. We'll rebuild in a decade or less. 2/2
Tokomek
For all those apartments that allow washers outdoors but not wood stoves.
Ceracuse
Outdoors? Who is using a washer outside? lmao
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
poors
alwaysthecheesegrater
Or people in a warm enough climate that they can utilize their outdoor space year round
RoquetoBT
I mean. What's gonna happen when it rains? Wash the washing machine while it washes clothes? Pff
Tokomek
Many low income apartments put a hookup on a patio if they do any hookup at all.
alwaysthecheesegrater
My laundry is outside. (Southern California)
Ceracuse
Ahh okay that makes sense, northern New Englander here. Too cold here to run plumbing outside with high risk of freezing pipes
CanadaDryGingerMale
The way that egg was cooked should be the “Why?”
BeckyLookAtHerButt
How long until the plastic bits start melting?
[deleted]
[deleted]
IHateToTurnUpTheVolumeOfMyTvBecauseMyCatIsSnoring
Why?
maincarrot
And those tiny ass casters for wheels lol. You could use a grain of rice for a chock
CaptainSpoonbeard
Like a floorjack trying to offroad over a zip tie in the warehouse.
ButtholeButts
Yes.
MauroChanique
2hr
PineappleLoopsBroether
Yeah that front window is F’d
WhatAreYouTalkingAboutEh
do you mean the washing machine glasses isn't already heat resistant?
philstrum
Food poisoned and air full of toxic fumes within minutes. Darwin Award winner right here
criggie
Just before glass is fitted, you see an old toaster oven. I think they've salvaged the front glass for the door, so should be okay.
PineappleLoopsBroether
not the bubble window, that's plastic. I've had that same washer.
SpaceSphere
I'm also worried about those bricks. I'm willing to bet they're not fire bricks and could explode
JoshHaskins
Wait...bricks can explode?
HasteTheFool
Yeah. And people make fun of Michael Bay.
criggie
Yeah agreed - they look like normal red house bricks. Fire bricks tend to be pale.
HasteTheFool
Then, everything changed when the fire-bricks exploded.
Djkb6718
Burke616
Man, some countries' prank shows are just vicious.
SpaceSphere
Maelwrath
It's an universal sign of somebody getting their shit rocked when the shoes fall out of the feet.
HasteTheFool
Sign of poor lacemanship. A good tier's shoes won't come off before his feet do.
sambaah05
Plastic waa removed...
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
Not enough of it was. And that's not high temp paint. I would not want to be anywhere near that, especially in an enclosed area.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Yeah, this is just a crafty way to get clicks… which is a word that is going to eventually expire cuz people aren’t using computer mouses.
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
I don't know about that. What does the save icon look like? I'm guessing 1/3 of the people on this site have never owned a drive like that.
zeugl
'clicks reply with mouse' We're not?
PineappleLoopsBroether
Dude, it's a real thing. I'm typing on a keyboard, but SO MANY people don't... They ONLY use the phone... Even for like... writing an essay.
DrunkBobRoss
You mean why did he break that beautiful yolk, right?
EccentricNimoy
Over hard or gtfo
NeelboBaggins
Dude straight up destroyed those eggs. In a bad way.
AntikytheraMechanism31415
When im making bacon and egg rolls right before i take the eggs out i break the yolk so its still runny but not bursty.
AHopelesslyRomanticBOOB
I already break the yolk for my friend eggs. Spreads the tasty bits lol
LooseyGooseyBrett
Can make fried eggs unless you crack a few yolks. I think that's the saying
Joregaurd
That honestly was the most upsetting thing in this whole video.
CarpeMofo
For me it was the metal spoon on the non stick pan.
DrunkBobRoss
Right? It makes my teeth itch.
RuthlessRuben
He's also using a metal spoon in a Teflon-covered pan. That man is clearly a barbarian.
Masonrig
Over an open flame too...
badgerbadgerbadgermushroommushroom
basiccricket8444
Why is he using a spoon at all?
Joregaurd
Or just breakfast noob.
verethy
I mean does it matter when there is more oil than egg?
DrunkBobRoss
It's personal preference, but I love runny egg yolk.
stinkingyeti
That doesn't really answer the oil question though
verethy
I wholly agree, runny yolks are the only way to go.
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
I prefer scrambled, but runny yolk is my second favourite.
DrunkBobRoss
One recipe I've seen for scrambled eggs calls for an extra yolk added at the end of cooking.