LazySpider
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Fp edit: wowee
NORD LETS YOU PROTECT YOUR DATA LIKE A DIGITAL CONDOM!
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Don't be silly, you don't use the CAH as dice. You use them for creating encounters.
Goldscuttle
Some new, some so old I got nostalgic. All good. +1
aalexander61942
Ahhh I miss fiestas
Mizopoad
Webcomics sponsored. What a time to be alive
misho
I don’t get #17 :-(
LazySpider
Kiwi has done horrors
EroticZombiePants
About that Old Zealand one: New Zealand is the remnants of an ancient Continent, so that Old Zealander is a dinosaur.
SnarkShark2020
PORSHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
spacecowboyein
Huh? Was this dump an advertisement?
LazySpider
No
IIIdkbruh
As in Inglish majer; I present that.
VagrantKoba
A couple of brilliant memes in there. Best ones I have seen for a month. Congrats.
LazySpider
I’ll tell you a secret I went to my much older posts from like March 2019 recently to bring forward older memes
VagrantKoba
Good call.
IlTerribile
MegaDeuce
I shit you not, the ice machine made a noise as I scrolled past this one
WhatDeanerWasTalkingAbout
Not bending your knees while marching is a great way to pass out.
TacTheScribbler
So is not bending your knees while standing at attention.
KinokoQueen
Damn, tuba player flex
Selfawerewolf
Succulent Housemeat.
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
The ghost one fucking killed me... Not literally. Im a normal, four limbed humanoid shaped human, i promise.
mkolom
I love it that memes achieved levels of "very far away cereal time"
Honorius
As a former English major that used to work at a coffee shop... medium is fine.
RFT42
The old testament joke was basically stolen from A Clockwork Orange (when Alex is in jail)
stealthgunner385
#10 Um. The Deck of Many Things would like a word.
L0rdAv0n
I don't wear condoms. Also my data has been in every major breach of the last 10 years. It's the corporation's that need to up the security
cainofdreaming
#1 I always want to just ask those types to jump, and then feign wonder that they're not falling into the sky since gravity is 1/2
cainofdreaming
2/2 just "a theory."
Othernate
Ah, clearly you are unfamiliar with "droppity". :P
Phelpysan
You underestimate their mental gymnastic ability my dude; some of them believe the earth is, and always has been, accelerating up at 9.8ms^2
Phelpysan
If you're wondering, the earth would have broken the speed of light (assuming it's stationary at the start) after ten years,
Phelpysan
having by that point travelled over 50 lightyears
ProxyPlayerHD
Hambongler
It's definitely post war
Ralvuimego
#2 I'm sure if you dig deep enough in Legends you could find a Dragon Type stormtrooper.
PedanticGonkDroid
Sauroctonus
I'm sure there were Force-sensitive Troopers for Psychic, but what about Fairy?
boom1chaching
Can..can stormtroopers be gay?
NotSoSmartAlek
Well, apparently Finn might be either gay or bi, I dunno but that seems to be the gist on tumblr.
winternal
Sniper stormtroopers are probably the saddest troops of the empire.
metally
"I wasn't a Stormtrooper, wise ass!"
dwarftheclean24
He shoots like he was...
Valondra
They're a crack squad pal, 3 of them have confirmed hits, and another 2 got really close and have been given honorary stickers.
WhiteFlagGames
What about the fairy type stormtrooper?
LazySpider
Senguie
It’s porch-eh it’s a German word, I mean. Were the fuck does the ah come from
mathnerd314
I think it means "uh" like "duh," not "ah" like "ah-hah." Official video,
FWIW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Im2eYuGdmfY
Senguie
Porsch eh* fuck now I misspelled it
ArchangelArtist
Well, muricans can't speak other languages so well... hear them say Champs Elyse'es for a laugh.
JamueLSaxon4thEdition
#5 is legit the story I am hoping for and the plot of house of M.
PiLovesDeadpool
Well, the plot of Avengers Disassembled which directly led to House of M.
bacter
Fun fact: New Zealand is named for "Zeeland", which is in Belgium!
ZOMGNO
Fun fact: you are wrong. It is in fact named after Zealand in the Netherlands, see Etymology: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Zealand
bacter
Totally right - I saw the word "Antwerp" and went for Belgium. So uh... alright.
ColoniseTheGalaxy
Netherlands
flavivsaetivs
I believe we've witnessed the start of a war.
OddBrock
And here I thought Zealand was in Denmark
Matsuuu
Zealand is, but not Zeeland
bacter
No, just a correction. I saw "Antwerp" and wrote "Belgium". Props to Mossy for not being a smug jerk about it, too.
flavivsaetivs
I was joking that disputing over control of a territory often starts wars.
bacter
I'LL KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU SAID