Bear

Apr 13, 2021 1:46 AM

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Bear

Bears doing hot tub streams now as well :O

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"aw cool there's a dog in the back yard" "not a dog, NOT A DOG, BEAR, ABORT ABORT"

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With all the necessities it would seem.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He needs a bigger pool. I wanna see him enjoying a legit backfloat, or swimming laps.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

John Dumb Bear

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Forget about your worries and your strife

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remove danger and starvation and see would probably see more of this from most animals

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bear is man without fire.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rubba dub dub

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

bear necessities

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why does that look like a guy in a bear costume? It’s not but still...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I put out a tub, do you think they will come?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s good to be da bear

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Dis is mine

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bear stew, step one : Put bear in pot.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(sound on):

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unbearable lightness of bearing

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The new Cialis commercial looks strange.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If your wood looks like that, see a doctor immediately.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has a bath toy, plays with it in the bath, seems pretty normal behaviour to me.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want that basin. That is a me sized basin and it looks fun...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bare necessities

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

black bears have such personalities, way smarter then alot of people give them credit for

5 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 3

most animals are way smarter than people

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

And the one with the green hat and tie is even smarter than that!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Way smarter than a lot of people, too.

5 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

That's how they get all the pic-a-nic baskets

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"there is considerable overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists"

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Especially compared to those that don't know how to capitalize, punctuate, spell, or use correct grammar, eh.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or like their steak well done

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Taking a bath. Bear with me.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I. Am. Envious.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Water yoga Yogi

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Are they likes cats or dogs - if you scratch their belly?

5 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 2

Ask Timothy Treadwell.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're more like bears.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I'm sure you can... now whether you survive said attempt with all your limbs attached is another matter entirely.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Scratch their belly, and they'll scratch yours

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bears are Caniform (dogs), Cats are Felidae (assholes)

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Please don't

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Giant cats that will actually kill you for it, not just try to - I guess

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Grew up around black bears. They minded their business if you minded yours. They're pretty comical in nature.

5 years ago | Likes 483 Dislikes 5

The fact that it's MY trough he's playing in - is ALSO none of MY business. And that's more than fine.

5 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago (deleted Apr 13, 2021 7:28 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Invite them to your wedding

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes! And this gif is very comical!! Big goofy derp.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I walked uncomfortably close to one in Great Smoky Mountains NP. It didn't care about me in the slightest. Just went on doing it's thing.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are in fact hilarious. I loved watching them eat when I was a kid. They lay in front of their food and just kinda shovel it toward them

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I walked by a few black bears as a kid in Pennsylvania. They’re terrified of you.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yup. I grew up in NW PA.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah I've been surrounded by them in Alaska during salmon season and they just totally ignored all of us and ate the fish

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are they more business in the city?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Black bears are uncommon in suburban areas because they can't find food and can't dig dens. Eating garbage isn't healthy either.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Man I’m from the sticks of N. Florida and this reminded me of a dumbass dream I had about a goofy ass mf black bear.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What if I’m in that bath and a bear comes. What do I do ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hand him a tissue.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you consent to that?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The odds are if your favor that the bear would avoid you.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Unless of course you happen to resemble his step-bear.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ohhh where? I'm in NZ, nothing like that over here.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Largest range and smallest bear of North America. It’s the only bear where I’m from: Arkansas. Grizzlies are out west and up north.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yea good a... ;)

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They're surprisingly common in the states. I don't live far out from DC and there's at least one that frequents our suburban neighborhood.¹

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

²I grew up a bit further out (but not much) & young bears getting into trash each spring was a thing. I was always taught that as long as

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

³you don't accidentally get between a mama & her cub(s) they're more likely to run than fight.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know it’s a huge “don’t” but I wanna huge that doofus.

5 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 2

Yeah bears are already pretty big. Making them more huge is an enormous "don't!".

5 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Hahaha

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I know it's unbearable, but I wanna enormous your huge comment.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I largely agree

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don’t want to disappoint you, it’s not that big...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sheesh. Get a room...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It could warm up your balls though

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I should probably change that... I chose that name because of a gas supply failure in the middle of winter. About 6 years ago...

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