It finally happened

Oct 17, 2020 2:24 AM

steihlvoice

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Thinking I should go play the lottery now.

Fake news

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck you. But only because every single Reese's cup from the last bag wasn't even nearly this clean on the unwrapping.

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I've heard tales of this, but have never saw it.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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can someone explain this to me, like I'm five? I don't know what is going on here. I just see a peanut butter cup

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

most of the time when you take it out of the wrapper there is always a bit of residue, but he got none is know the chosen one

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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I want to believe.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You've peaked, your life is over

5 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

I’m afraid life’s all downhill from here

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Clean release"

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

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v

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He is the chosen one

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I call bullshit.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Arizonan here. What exactly is that in your Reece's wrapper?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buy a lottery ticket

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You peaked

5 years ago | Likes 241 Dislikes 1

That's sad! On the other hand... Nothing matters anymore. Eat another, punch your neighbor, kill god!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He’s a witch!

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

He turned me into a newt!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A newt?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He got better

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's only downhill from here on.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You won, nothing will ever satisfy you again, time to start doing drugs

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Which ones do you suggest?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah the final sign has appeared

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this some Lower 48 joke I'm too cold to understand?

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Yes. Stay out of it, you Non-Contiguous Upper.

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Whats lower 48?

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Your mom

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, you are too cold to understand. Chocolate melts a little bit everywhere else.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Then the wrapper steals a little bit from you.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Did you cheat by freezing it first?

5 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

The question next should be: Is it cold where OP is?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No I didn't. Is that really a thing?

5 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

They're awesome right out of the fridge

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People do it. If you did not, then I congratulate you on your mighty feat. You can die now, having lived a full life and accomplishing much.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Frozen, they are great. The chocolate on the edge crunches and i find the peanut butter to be tastier when it is cold.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you freeze them this is normal.

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mmmm. Frozen Reese's. Nice.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It also depends on how they were tranported, If they ever got too hot on the journey, freezing will only trap them in the wrappers

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This comment needs 1000 upvotes. If the candy goes above 91 f/32 c degrees, it loses the tempered qualities. Freezing can make it solid 1/

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

but once it reaches room temp it’ll go soft again and the whitish crust on it are the fats separating. /end

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cold chocolate is for barbarians.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Refrigerated works too, which is my preferred way to eat Reese's.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bitch please, you eat them the moment you get them. Or when your kids bring it home from trick or treating

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Picked it up at 7:11 and came home. No freezing involved

5 years ago | Likes 131 Dislikes 2

Pls explain it for the unknowning german :'D

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reese’s cups always leave chocolate behind on the wrapper. It’s a common frustration that they can’t “get it right.”

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You are the chosen one

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No use for playing the lottery, though. You drained your luck on that already.

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What would we do without quarantining. It’s the simple things. Amen!!!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a special time?

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Eleven minutes past seven, in the morning. Yes.

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Its a convenience store ...7-Eleven

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh you sweet summer child

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

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5 years ago (deleted Jan 29, 2024 6:56 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

are those the titcoins i've been hearing about?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What lol

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Why on earth would you freeze them?!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Freeze them. Put them in a bag. Whack them into pieces. Put on ice cream. Delicious.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously!!!!

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Why freeze any chocolate? For the satisfying crunch.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It makes them better?

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Seriously!!!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Frozen is the only way I eat Reese’s

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Try them melted... in your morning steaming cup of coffee.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cold shit really hurts my teeth, so it makes them soooo much worse for me.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I find with a frozen Reeses you don't so much chew into it as break a piece off and let it melt on your tongue.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone with no insurance, can confirm

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like your teeth have not been well cared for at some point in their existence

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Some people have cold-sensitive teeth. I have pretty much perfect teeth and my dentist says I'm doing great. I still can't bite ice and such

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