After Thanksgiving dinner, I thought I'd have to take a dump the size of Mars. But then I did some computing and discovered that with a 2 cm diameter circular aperture and a muzzle velocity of 1 m/s, it would take nearly 24 trillion years to squeeze it out. I'm glad I skipped dessert.
These are the kind of ridiculous math problems I love. Fun fact: did you know it would take the population of 4000 Earths to fill Lake Tahoe with human blood?
Taking the length of a 2cm radius cylinder of volume equal to mars and divide by number of seconds in a year, i got only 4.12 trillion years, a mere 300 times the age of the universe.
valkrez
How much water was on that roof...??
DasBeaker
THE SMELL!!
Sherpafish
Fiber maxing.
huffnpuff72
*Remove* poop jokes here.
Discoikungshamn
In related news, Taco-bell just opened up in Sweden.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
Shitter's unclogged!
Scythrael
3141592pancake
This was really shitty.
UnaccomplishedWatcherImNotaBot
Bro no joke I'm having the worst constipation last 3 weeks
TheInitiated
More like ... "excrete poop jokes here", right? Right?
JJMRINEEDDAWaffles
Yea i had cereal before bed again
TheMurderousCricket
#3 - At first I thought he was poking some animal with a shovel.
#7 - Ice train.
ActualTttony
Insert poop here
Meetgeorgejetson4510
firlefranz
JB4T5
A classic
firlefranz
Yep, a true shitpost!
Skawomplious
"Mom, can we get pimple popping videos?" "We have pimple popping videos at home."
Lunagx
This me on the toilet right now tbh. I can relate.
Nightcaste
I should call her
thrane88
Yes, Imgur, this is the content!
ruint
We're gonna need a bigger poop-knife.
givemepickles
Question: wouldn’t this cause a new problem/former problem flaring up?
Leaks.
Those roots came from somewhere. Roots don’t spontaneously grow in pipes.
There must be a crack or damage in the pipe that they entered through. A decent sized one.
Once the pipe is full of water again, it’s going to leak :(
Depending on the pipe location and purpose, this could cause some serious issues.
mamaneedsawhiskey
I could watch this shit all day
Beefkins
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
There's a universal truth behind the giggling in most of these. Colour, creed, religion, nationally out the window....he-he, poo
choppedliveraldente
Poop jokes could unite us.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Aside from those bastad nematodes
choppedliveraldente
Ah yes. The filthy butt itchers.
Efreeti
Honesty pretty satisfying
CaptainHyperbole
It’s like a shower drain but with roots
neospor1n
1) no Levar Burton
CaptainHyperbole
My roommate doesn’t get the joke.
neospor1n
Levar Burton (actor) was ina miniseries series called Roots
CaptainHyperbole
Ohh ok thanks I’ll let my roommate know
neospor1n
They’ve remade the series a few times. Basically story about slavery. The Levar Burton version also had OJ.
Some debate about hoe much white washing was done, but relatively ‘dark’ for miniseries of that time
kallekaskas
Nnnnnnngh!
tinyfootprints
After Thanksgiving dinner, I thought I'd have to take a dump the size of Mars. But then I did some computing and discovered that with a 2 cm diameter circular aperture and a muzzle velocity of 1 m/s, it would take nearly 24 trillion years to squeeze it out. I'm glad I skipped dessert.
grandfalloon
These are the kind of ridiculous math problems I love. Fun fact: did you know it would take the population of 4000 Earths to fill Lake Tahoe with human blood?
KaptainObveeus
Taking the length of a 2cm radius cylinder of volume equal to mars and divide by number of seconds in a year, i got only 4.12 trillion years, a mere 300 times the age of the universe.
tinyfootprints
I said 2 cm diameter, not radius. A larger aperture would be faster. 2 cm radius is kind of unrealistic unless one has been in prison for a while.
KaptainObveeus
Oops ok now im getting 16.4 trillion.
SedatedSl0th
(Respectfully)
tinyfootprints
I'm going to have to review my calculations.
KaptainObveeus
I did mine in the chrome address bar