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pan069
Big prostate.
Sherpafish
I pottery circles, this is considered a dick move.
beeeeeeerkaaaaa
Probably shouldn't garden either.
Clarysage
I hope there's a tiddy jug for the milk to go with it.
goflyblind
andrewgrr1
If the tea were hotter I'd be less short and more stout :(
huellbabineaux911
Surely there's a market for this
AbbeyTromanTic
A very unique peice
Xcelion
Something something T-bag... something.
lazybuthappy
Better don't walk around in underwear
JustUsLeagueUnlimited
Tea-niss
nelllybellly1
That pottery class doesn't deserve you.
da1stjster
scrottery
mrsparkle001
MantisTobagganMD
Nothing else will do
talltrowel
Nuthing else indeed
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irrational1618
My wife is a little teapot, short and stout. When she gets all steamed up, you should hear her shout. Then you can tip her over and pour her out.
Yupurineutah
Bitchin!
jsdigman6
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1emdxNmx4bWxidjh6anMwcmxkcnZiamphdnIzMGV2cGQ1YWExeWV3NyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/VUsAO76fbKiXe/200w.webp
lonelyrangerofthedreams
Scrottery
samsorge
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1N2ZkNXA2NWhvcDJwYTR6N2lmaTdmbGJiOWh4YWxzdzJubHAyOTdmdSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/paBgKBRYRDdPq/200w.webp
alwaysinarut
In China there’s an actual clay pottery figure called a peepee boy that you pour hot water into and it pees when the temp is right. I bought one and my wife hates that it’s on our mantle.
MantisTobagganMD
"That penis is HUGE!!!" - Greek Sculptor
PicassoCT
It was in the pool?
Shamalamadingdongz
Damn... now I want to go to pottery class just to make this...
TheLastGreatAudit
Should get that looked at
Klingbow
How anyone not upvote this? https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bThtazNoczVrMnE5YnFuejBxajh4OG4yb3ZzODM0NTg0d211ZmcwZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH/200w.webp
irisewithredeyes
Schoctane
I wonder if bear grylls knows he's a joke. Is he embarrassed it, does he think it's funny.
karashu2000
He drinks his own tea.
pritolus
And it's not even helpful for survival. The concentration of salts in your pee means it'll dehydrate you more than it hydrates you, so you're actually better off drinking nothing.
JohnSatclaire
Depends heavily on diet and hydration level. Not to mention the survival importance of certain salts as electrolytes.
DamnThursdays
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1N3FlbzNnaXI0ajI1bXV3MThtdnE5YTFxZzB6MXJiNjJpY2hqOWRmOSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/qlPgj1OPGSEniblp6v/200w.webp
Serenitis
Tea is stored in the balls.
Bagagwa
aaaaaaahhahahaha
Botticelliii
DaveSamsonite
BeaverOnFire
DaveSamsonite
Level21Magikarp
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DaveSamsonite
Lexxatron02
Anyone who gets this reference has been on the interwebs a good bunch of their lives. And this right here - chefs kiss.
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
What? It was only first uttered in 2012.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
AShartInTheWind
HandoB4Javert
Level21Magikarp
Woah this is an intense line of questioning.
ThrashAndChemistry
This is it, right here. The internet did its job today through your hands. Thank you.
LespritDeLescalier22
Serenitis has won the interwebs. Make a note. 4/10/25.
BeaverOnFire
Jimmah1
Dick fingers are a great card against humanity.
BeaverOnFire
Don't worry friend. I got you.
FieldOfGreenPastures
I bet that sounds amazing
rbudrick
It just moans.
LespritDeLescalier22
It comes with a kidney stone attachment that makes it scream when you pour tea
Rkfinecake
Dang man 😅 all I was thinking of was about keeping the fore-spout clean.
LespritDeLescalier22
You gotta tug it and really get in there with a steel bristle brush