HamsterOnAGoat
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Jul 27, 2023 1:39 AM
HamsterOnAGoat
2096
51
3
Tortoiseshell11
If I do can I run for senate?
Fyreworx
win win really.
J3lek
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
Are we talking like sea turtle?
Bardcrest
press it 100 times
SithElephant
Bout 25% chance your still human.
RunawaySpoons
JustBoone
What kinda turtle? Cause I'd LOVE to be one of them big gnarly spiked alligator snapping turtles.
Shouldhavethoughtthisthroughabitbetter
radumpies
Insert people playing Pokémon meme.
darthstormer
FlashHardwood
What kind of turtle?
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
The Great A'Tuin approves of this post
Amaltraz
To be honest I'd take it even it were reversed
Metallica93
My chances are "I get to stop caring" or "I get to stop caring"? [push]
sixtimesseven
Turtle you say?
JumpTheCheeseburger
ItawtItawaputtytat
I know my kind’ve luck…no way I’m pushing that button.
EdelwoodHikes
Okay, so, what's the downside?
AndyPandy2181
The pavement is hot enough to cook a turtle rn
wtfasus
You only get to push it once.
EdelwoodHikes
YOPO
mrthewhitee
With the way the world is, this seems like a win win
doody639
If you are turned into a turtle, you have to serve in congress for 99 years. That’s the downside.
mksu
So both options are $10,000,000?
qroniq14
Krashtestdummy
Alurkerforcedtologin
Would it make me freeze up during press conferences too?
StarscreamAndHutch
DamascusFire
It could be 50/50 and I'd still do it