Would Love to See Him Explaining That at the ER

Jun 29, 2021 12:55 PM

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"I ran me over."

His brake foot is now his broke foot.

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Was that snap his femur or his pelvis? I'm betting pelvis.

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Why is his RealDoll hanging out the window?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because he is pretending to know another person.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

only thing missing is a trump 2024 flag

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here we see a rare yet glorious example of stupidity being painful.

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Am I an asshole for laughing at this?

5 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

?? sure, and?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Not at all.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nope. And neither am I.

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"Oh dear, it looks like Nigel has run himself over."

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nicely cropped

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Is that a fake passenger?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This made me delusionally happy

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah fuck, my ankle is still kind of recovering after I fractured it and this video really made me feel some pain, oof

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that cropping would be pretty hard to explain...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"I ran me over."

5 years ago | Likes 676 Dislikes 1

Correction..I ran over me...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“But it wasn’t my fault”.

5 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Underrated!!!!!

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

this was freaking hilarious...still laughing at your comment...

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Same . So good ?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pirate talk!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did anyone get my license of that driver?

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I am happy to see someone dumber than me.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well well, if it isn’t several of the worst trends ever.

5 years ago | Likes 837 Dislikes 1

He's gonna regret paying 5k for the mods to his truck when the medical bill comes. Fuckin' idiot.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love a big bowl of Metadumb in the morning.

5 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

When doing a song for a video aren’t you supposed to actually sing the words aloud so it doesn’t look like you’re just lip syncing?

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

A satisfying crunch

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Wtf is this crop I'd like to hear this explanation at the Er as well.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The horizontal video stuck in a vertical form factor is the cherry on top of this bad trends sundae...

5 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 1

Given how egregious vertical videos are I'm puzzled that Imgur's presentation (at least on my desktop) seems to favor the vertical format.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's because the site is designed for mobile. Yes, that carries over to desktop. No, I don't know why web designers think this is good.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My understanding is that it's because it's much easier to make a page fit a desktop when converting from mobile than the other way round.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why not just have two different style sheets, though?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because it's less work and thus cheaper?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would hurt so fucking bad

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Sprained ankle perhaps, car running over that slow wouldn't be that hurtful. More worried about the head smash to the ground...

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 15

If it just ran over the ankle, maybe, but it trapped the foot and rolled INTO the leg, so that's a lot of force going into joint and bone.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe a partially crushed hip too.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

that truck probably weighs over 5,000 pounds. over 1,000 pounds per wheel. velocity kills but weight easily snaps bones.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

You're worried about this guy?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, didn't he have enough head problems already?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's not much to damage smashing his head into the ground, evidently.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's possible to shatter bone like that; sauce, a friend in highschool got his foot run over doing stupid stunts.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sprain? I think if my toe touched my shin I'd never walk again.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen compound fractures of the ankle occur from less force than what he experienced by being run over.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the truck has regular wheels and tires and it had run of over his leg while it was laying flat, maybe. Maybe. Low profile tires on big

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

24" wheels and it ran over his ankle from the back with his toes posted up on the pavement. Nah he's fucked.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sign the petition! https://www.change.org/p/north-carolina-state-house-make-carolina-squat-trucks-modifications-illegal

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

Why is that the problem? So idiotic

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Good news! North Carolina is actually doing something about it. 1/2

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You can drive legally with that abomination on the road? wtf

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Oh coarse you can... What's the problem as long as you make everything up to code... You really just need your lights angled down, i think.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Bumper height, visibility, steering geometry, headlight projection, braking force/weight transfer. Just a few items that make this dangerous

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most of them are likely illegal due to headlight and bumper height requirements.The petition is to make squatted trucks specifically illegal

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I actually heard that ankle crunch!!

5 years ago | Likes 223 Dislikes 0

Twice!

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Pretty sure I heard his face hit the pavement too

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I know. Ouch. A tire running over your toes is not a big deal, but the ankle! It will never be the same.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*sing song* "That's why I love........ Nestlé Crunch!!" *snapping and screaming*

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

admiral crunch

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I think it's his phone hitting the ground.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

broken bone has a very specific pitch and frequency that makes the sound travel with more volume and distance. it will echo in a cave...

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

More likely a Tibia/fibula fracture.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And talus and metatarsals and and and. Nasty.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was just the phone in his right hand smashing the ground.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

oh jeez, you can just SEE the way it snaps. I'm limping from just watching this.

5 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 1

it just kinda...rotates around the wheel. O O F.

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Mind you, the visual from this view could be worse than reality since the shoe falls off and turns separate from a white socked ankle.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I think it's his phone hitting the floor

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Nah his foot is totally still in that shoe

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think it was his left hand/forearm and not his ankle that snapped. Hard landing.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

His phone hits the ground and creates a loud sound, but there's also a sound as his ankle is getting rolled over.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice, broken ankle/ripped tendons AND broken phone

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

was the snap his ankle or him falling down ? ?

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There's the ankle snap at 0:10, and the fall at 0:10.5

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

oh snap ? it sounded like someone switching gears.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The ankle bones go snap, snap snap, snap snap snap, all under the wheel

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it was his phone splatting the floor

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He will never walk the same again. I had a class two spain months ago and I still can't walk the same. This is far worse...

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't understand American truck owners.

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If I lived in the middle of nowhere I’d prob had one too. And a fat shotgun! But I’m a euro city boy..

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

There's nothing "American" about truck owners that do that to their trucks

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I'm an American truck owner & don't understand these idiots. To each their own I guess.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This is a relatively niche subculture.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Neither do we.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I drive a truck because I have to put my ladder somewhere. not everyone works in the a/c and sits in a chair all day unfortunately

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

But yes the guy in the video is an A++ poser

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Why did you lump all those millions of people into one category??

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 4

Because I don't understand the people in that category.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 8

I just laughed really hard.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lmao, i mean, im not sure what answer they were expecting, this was brilliant.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

this isn't an American truck owner this is an American idiot we have lots of them here

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 3

I was thinking more about the self defeating vehicles.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#fashion almost as bad the the lifted truck that becomes useless for actual work

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Really depends on your ‘work’. Lift is good for off-road clearances necessary for some work. I do more off-roading than towing so makes 1/2

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I am referring more to excessively lifted. When you get to the point of where loading/unloading things in the bed is a shit show

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sense for me. But a pavement truck it’s all fashion like you said.

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I want to see how they got the truck stopped.

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Hopefully by a bulldozer. That poor truck....

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

yeah was gonna say that shit was accelerating lol

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The person in the back window is the emergency break.

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Emergency “break”. That’s hilarious.

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I like to think that he's there to just jump under the wheels if it gets out of control.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Is that a person or a stuffed shirt? It doesn’t seem to be moving.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I wasn't sure either, I think at the very beginning you see the head move a little, but I could be wrong

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Some say it is still rolling to this day

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Keep rollin, rollin, rollin

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You know y'all be lovin' this shit right here!

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They see it rollin, they be hatin.

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Rawhide!

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