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A teenagers woes with her homophobic Aunty
Aug 9, 2017 6:29 AM
RubberPillow
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ImNotEvenDeadYet
Sounds like the dad is familiar with the mom's side of the family...
javer80
I'm screaming. No, really. Please believe me.
daltonchicken
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Scratchtherobotchicken
I didn't mean to insult you, but let me insult you more
seriouslytired
Right? like. "Hang on, Hang on..I can get this right."
50milliondollarsisamotive
The aunts daughters response just saddens me. It's too late for her she's been tainted by the stupid...
BorderliningsPlaybook
Dont worry, this particular set of events that reads like a bad creative writing project probably never happened
burgerfar
Stop fucking reposting this already
Yvhala
First time I've seen it :p
MatissesPieces
LOL the dad is like "Well her sister is a c*** so thanks for doing this, here's a 50."
WhoNeedsAGoodUsernameAnyway
Wasn't this supposed to have a message from the dad with "Why do I have x amount of missed calls from your mum?"?
CrazyMrowLady
If anyone in my family dared to be homophobic towards me, my dad would cut them.
JonnyShatKnuckles
DVERIOUS
'He gave me fifty quid' what a baller father
Cosmogonic
well my pa doesnt sweat money. if he did that i'd be bouncing around, too. for the gest.
MyBallsJustExploded
Dad goals right there
Cosmogonic
my first dad goal is to never, EVER get married. there will be an even share will, whether i am the last of the two or not.
Cosmogonic
the house will be split, too. The one who wants it has to pay the others on a fixed value, set at the time of the initial purchase.
CasualAsshole
Thathappened.jpg
AllTheOtherNamesWereTaken1234567
I was buying the story all the way until the £50
lindadeecaneatmyass
after the last part I'm not sure this is real
grumpyolduser
Then everyone on the bus stood up and the queen applauded from butting ham palace.
Dispatch
"Charlotte Louise, What the Fuck Have You Done Now" sounds like an awesome bedtime storybook for adults.
GinOClock
Go the Fuck to Sleep, but for Your Cackling Five Year Old
raraluiz
I have an aunt just like this....and my dad would react exactly the same haha! Love it!
SkunkyP
"fuck that cunt, here are 50£" - British dad I guess.
negrini13
Lol I love dads that don't put up with bullshit
InnerUniverse
My niece is bi and I'm thankful I never had to deal with or get involved in this petty bullshit.
SocialyRetardedLumpOfStardust
Toasters will be missing...
CanTunaPiano
Stev757
Good
Maitrify
Fuck your family, they're a bunch of insensitive bastards. Hope you get through it
FractalB
And then the whole bus applauded.
Zetsub
People seem to believe anything they read on the internet. I upvoted you.
KrisPiasek
Both sides are shit. Pretty believable.
aliceshakara
There's always that one sane relative that you can count on. If you can't find that relative, usually means its you. Poor dad.
AWESOMEBOT
This is excellent.
Phonster
Pretty sure that if she calls her uncle she will get 100$ :D
SuchRelevantMuchRelate
hahaha You're prob right!
KrisPiasek
Looks like the only sane person in family is dad. Poor guy.
DreadPierateRoberts
Well the dad survived
DukePhelan
Well THAT looks like a stable family environment....
HaroldLostHisPurpleCrayon
I have an aunt who is just as bitchy and has said some fucked up stuff to me for no reason. I avoid her as much as I can.
sarkonas
stabbable*
SexualConsent
At least dad is sensible
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
With my family, I can well believe it.
UhtredSonOfUhtred
Eeeeevery family I know has some nasty shit hiding under the rug m8.
ryanjoseph666
None of this is hiding under the rug, it's blatant.
RustyNeX
Poor dad has been dealing with this shit since before you were born
TheType95
Why should he bother? She has the right idea, if you're treated badly, hit back. If they keep doing it, terminate the relationship. Life's /
TheType95
too short to deal with this kind of shit.
RustyNeX
what you want starts to go out the window when kids are involved
AnythingMuchShorter
Too true. I'm not gay but ma in law can't stand that I'm an atheist even though I don't make a huge deal and still do holiday stuff together
AnythingMuchShorter
I used to just ignore her but now that we have kids I have to see her and she causes more drama trying to teach our son that I'm a heathen
grindancer
This is true. Responabilities often come first. Life second and love a distant third.
jkxs
This hit too close to home ????
Corona688
Your emoji have no power here.
RustyNeX
not for me but a friend of mine certainly, poor guy
Denamic
Why do people have a hard time understanding that being bisexual is a thing? It's not a complicated concept.
Dagarim2013
In some ways it's less complicated than being straight!
Crandillo
People don't like people doing what people do
nyaore
People like other people to fit into neat, singular boxes. And when others fit into multiple it breaks something in the small minded.
Brucecori2
Monogamy also makes things more complex. My father had me with my mom and divorced 20 years ago. He has been with a man ever since. 1
Brucecori2
Everyone (even my dad) says he's gay. But he's not. He's bisexual and used to say that up until marriage. "gay" or "straight" is easier.
Brucecori2
One reason people believe bisexuality is "grown out of" is bc monogamy is typical. So people pick one, but that doesn't stop attraction.
FutherMuckerJ0nes
What's hard about understanding Bi-sexuality? It basically means 'either'.
SimonJesterJr
or neither ....
SamurrEYE
I dont think its hard to understand rather hard to accept.
prufock
Or "I'm not picky."
ChainmailleAddict
Well, you can't have TWO favorite foods!.... can you?
marshawnlynchatapressinterviewsaying
Sure you can. Hotdogs and Tacos. Nothing wrong with liking both equally.
rodgerdodger7
Well, If you only like wieners slightly less than potatoes you aren't a vegetarian.
NickRivieraMD
To be fair I knew a lot of girls who were bi in high school who picked a team later on.
SalvalecRhaplanca
It's likely they just didn't know what they were.
dontcallmeplath
Did they pick a team or just get tired of explaining their mere existence to every fucking stranger they encountered ?
BigHeadWeb
Maybe they just picked a person, not a team.
NickRivieraMD
No. They picked a team. I'm talking about actual people who I talk to.
egbertmoxie
To be fair, why does it matter as long as they're happy with themselves now?
egbertmoxie
(I mean 'not being sure' isn't a big deal imo)
NickRivieraMD
Oh the aunt is awful, but questioning whether the kid is legitimately bi is not crazy. And yeah, it doesn't really matter. (1/2)
NickRivieraMD
But we all spend time thinking about shit that doesn't really matter. All the time I spend on imgur, for example. (2/2)
betathanlife
Always assumed this was American whenever I've seen it before...the £50 message changes everything!
maineThings
Why does OP's nationality change anything, less everything?
kuemmel
Because that's the kind of thing you expect from the US (no offence). Especially with that kind of language.
maineThings
I fail to see how that changes everything. Perhaps betathanlife was blown away to realize intollerance isn't unique to one nation?
kuemmel
It's the portrayal(!) of intolerance in this case. The US is certainly well known for it. Even if the reality might be different.
UnknownSquid
As a Brit, same. We don't remotely have the religious based fuss about it over here, but still plenty of old fashioned types regardless.
hentaiprincessluvsimgur
Mum didn't tip you off?
LittlemissEm
I'm American and I use Mum or Mom
SexualConsent
I mean, I'm Canadian and use mum interchangeably with Mom and Mama
GenericPotato
I'm Canadian and write mum.
GenericPotato
Side note: parents are Brits
GenericPotato
Edit my parents are Brits that is why I write mum
Chuletathewonder
Well I'm American and I use parents to refer to both or mom and dad for them individually but because they speak Spanish it's mami/papi
asimovfanatic
But Americans don't
dilbobaggins
Protip: Canadian aren't British, American, or French (despite what Quebec pretends to).
RamenAndBooze
we don't pretend to be French? I'm sorry, but I have to let you know that we have a distinct culture from both France and the rest of Canada
JoshuaMontambeault
I wana be your dad when I grow up ma'am dude gets it.
RachTrap
so you want her dad to die or get divorsed and then your swoop in and marry her mother?
Azerai
I wanna be that dad too, but i don't want kids ... hmm
JoshuaMontambeault
I got a kid I hope I can be half the dad he is
CornChunks
Is that how you become a dad? Imgur told me that you become a dad by telling bad jokes and wearing socks with sandals.
mcstreetz
First of all, they are great jokes Bront. Also sometimes it's just too cold to let all your toes hang out all willy nilly.
sharkhugs
Uncle. Be a cool uncle.
SolarDildo
Yeah , a cool uncle for a change. Not the type that rapes you in the shed when he's drunk.
Beepity
Yeah, rape them in the shed when you're sober. No one likes whiskey-dick.
Jamesnake1990
And dad will beat you with jumper cables for making up lies about your uncle