Mar 22, 2026 8:10 PM
TheOneThatGotBanned
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ALTEFFFOUR
I reflexively looked for the worldstar watermark.
tumantorak
After being taken into custody, his lawyer attempted to get the charges reduced to impersonating a Floridian.
Kaputter
Looking forward to the next episode
manhands
Flap flap flap. Or maybe not, poor guy.
jkwgn
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NjZwNWVyeXVzN2J5N3VrMW00cXViM3l6ZnQ4bnR3ZzhodW4xejVsZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l0IybJZaFYB4yLPjO/200w.webp
Osiricus
Mondays...am I right?
hayeszc84
I live here. Happens all the time at that exit.
Level21Magikarp
Well that is like a I-85 tuesday because he was alone.
CrabbyBlueberry
leviaton
America
circlebreaker
And let that be a lesson to you all, leave the pants and underpants on when getting road head.
Krashtestdummy
gurgledeeznutz360
Homie was just going through some shit
Dolenmorgul
look at this dick
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
So, you're telling me it wasn't the truck that left that mess on the road.
DarthWaiterSE
Somewhere out there in the expanse of space, a Primitive Species Biologist from The United Federation of Planets is turning to their research partner and saying:"Bob, come take a look at this shit."
Defcon2
Probably jacking off
6Oh4
I have so many questions. So many.
IgnisInvictus
Okay then.
TheWeebleWobler
You'll never catch me alive!
yeah222
Pooh bear
funkystay
Porky Piggin’
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
When did this happen? What was the date?
dgtlrift
r/upvoteBecauseButt
JRaven419
Oh yes they call them the streak...
ecglover
Fastest thing on two feet....
Sherpafish
I said "Ethel, don't look!... But it was too late."
nation543
If you tell somebody not to look, they're going to look.
NotAllowedToArgueUnlessYouPay
He likes to turn the other cheek
IGotTheMusicInMe425
You can practically hear the "WTF" in the camera movements lmao
Munchman347
Shouldn't have chugged that quart of prune juice...
Butzebebel
He really had to poop.
augifinn
He wasnt naked. He was Nekid. Mo fo was up to somethin
IMURDEADBOLT
Somebody asked me who inspried me today and I said this guy
Roqinn
Im betting drugs and a stolen truck were involved.
HandoB4Javert
Or swapped the truck for trousers
Cthulhudreams
He can keep the seat
CallMeCourierSix
Drugs are a hell of a drug.
clonedeeznuts
It's a RAM so there's a pretty high chance of alcohol involvement
This pissing contest between truck brands is the most pathetic "rivalry" I've ever seen.
Lol it's not some rivalry, ram truck drivers are statistically higher at having a DUI
Source?
Macerena12
https://www.witherspooncompton.com/blog/2020/12/vehicle-models-and-duis/
Luffian
My money is on jerking off while driving.
purpydogewoofkitty
I don't know, jerking off while driving has brittle hooves and he tends to get trapped on the rail on soft tracks.
nosnowyno
Canigetbannedagain2
Nope, jerking off drugs while driving.
MadHat
Or driving off while jacking drugs!
evilspock
No shoes. Strongly suggests drugs were involved.
ProperWeirdo
Exactly! Always jerk off while driving while sober and shoed
johneventually1
And panted
Think about it. What sober person says "I'm gonna go drive around and jack off - better leave the pants and shoes at home, just in case"Most sober people won't leave the house without pants, much less drive around, but this guy thought that was a fine plan. He was whacked out of his mind.
ALTEFFFOUR
I reflexively looked for the worldstar watermark.
tumantorak
After being taken into custody, his lawyer attempted to get the charges reduced to impersonating a Floridian.
Kaputter
Looking forward to the next episode
manhands
Flap flap flap. Or maybe not, poor guy.
jkwgn
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NjZwNWVyeXVzN2J5N3VrMW00cXViM3l6ZnQ4bnR3ZzhodW4xejVsZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l0IybJZaFYB4yLPjO/200w.webp
Osiricus
Mondays...am I right?
hayeszc84
I live here. Happens all the time at that exit.
Level21Magikarp
Well that is like a I-85 tuesday because he was alone.
CrabbyBlueberry
leviaton
America
circlebreaker
And let that be a lesson to you all, leave the pants and underpants on when getting road head.
Krashtestdummy
gurgledeeznutz360
Homie was just going through some shit
Dolenmorgul
look at this dick
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
So, you're telling me it wasn't the truck that left that mess on the road.
DarthWaiterSE
Somewhere out there in the expanse of space, a Primitive Species Biologist from The United Federation of Planets is turning to their research partner and saying:
"Bob, come take a look at this shit."
Defcon2
Probably jacking off
6Oh4
I have so many questions. So many.
IgnisInvictus
Okay then.
TheWeebleWobler
You'll never catch me alive!
yeah222
Pooh bear
funkystay
Porky Piggin’
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
When did this happen? What was the date?
dgtlrift
r/upvoteBecauseButt
JRaven419
Oh yes they call them the streak...
ecglover
Fastest thing on two feet....
Sherpafish
I said "Ethel, don't look!... But it was too late."
nation543
If you tell somebody not to look, they're going to look.
NotAllowedToArgueUnlessYouPay
He likes to turn the other cheek
IGotTheMusicInMe425
You can practically hear the "WTF" in the camera movements lmao
Munchman347
Shouldn't have chugged that quart of prune juice...
Butzebebel
He really had to poop.
augifinn
He wasnt naked. He was Nekid. Mo fo was up to somethin
IMURDEADBOLT
Somebody asked me who inspried me today and I said this guy
Roqinn
Im betting drugs and a stolen truck were involved.
HandoB4Javert
Or swapped the truck for trousers
Cthulhudreams
He can keep the seat
CallMeCourierSix
Drugs are a hell of a drug.
clonedeeznuts
It's a RAM so there's a pretty high chance of alcohol involvement
CallMeCourierSix
This pissing contest between truck brands is the most pathetic "rivalry" I've ever seen.
clonedeeznuts
Lol it's not some rivalry, ram truck drivers are statistically higher at having a DUI
CallMeCourierSix
Source?
Macerena12
https://www.witherspooncompton.com/blog/2020/12/vehicle-models-and-duis/
Luffian
My money is on jerking off while driving.
purpydogewoofkitty
I don't know, jerking off while driving has brittle hooves and he tends to get trapped on the rail on soft tracks.
nosnowyno
Canigetbannedagain2
Nope, jerking off drugs while driving.
MadHat
Or driving off while jacking drugs!
evilspock
No shoes. Strongly suggests drugs were involved.
ProperWeirdo
Exactly! Always jerk off while driving while sober and shoed
johneventually1
And panted
evilspock
Think about it. What sober person says "I'm gonna go drive around and jack off - better leave the pants and shoes at home, just in case"
Most sober people won't leave the house without pants, much less drive around, but this guy thought that was a fine plan.
He was whacked out of his mind.