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Zavefed
That's a loud wordbank.
Ilikegiraffesandfood
Fucking hell a walrus is more talented than me
AggressiveChickenSandwich1
https://giphy.com/gifs/3ijFwDENroVjO
Wikipedo
What's the difference between a girl from Manchester & a walrus? One has a mustache & smells of fish, the other lives in the sea
whitebbwolf
oooohhh burn
DinosaursCameFromSpace
So they can’t remember the words?
RoovyRoo
PoorSucker
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Would you kiss one on the lips?
ddm500
Sounds like a train whistle
ArtOzz
Majestic.
Spoonland
I NEED someone to replace the audio and sync this with my heart will go on
cmdebard
I am the walrus... whoooioooooo
click0230
amildpsychosis
That’s what I was looking for!
learntotakejoke
ALL ABOOOOOARD!!!
sophtuck
Well, this is my new favourite thing.
Waldbern
Kerblamo
Does that first walrus finish whistling and then say “hey...”?
zbigogre
Boy can they
Muunk
How do they floss?
ToCrushYourEnemiesSeeThemDrivenBeforeYouToHearTheLamentation
They move one flipper in front one way and the other flipper behind them in the opposite direction of front flipper, then they reverse it.
Vulvarella
My fellow Chicagolanders will also remember that they could spit. R.I.P. Olga.
EnglishAsSheIsSpoke
*walri
PoemHub
Preserve the artic the hunting grounds for walrus are being destroyed and they die horrible deaths!
yobichosei
I can never look at walruses the same after tusk...
DaveSamsonite
He looks like The Lorax.
herph
PTNLemay
Those lips are too human.
Gayforbae
Kiss me with your humn lips
chiefrunswithscissors
Don't you even think about fucking that walrus, mister.
Chubbycheesedoge
If you think that walrus has human lips, wait till you watch Tusk on Netflix!
UnapologeticTeaEnjoyer
Because both aquatic mammals and primates have to have sealable lips.
hajimedj
What about whales?
UnapologeticTeaEnjoyer
Aquatic. Mammals.
hajimedj
So you're saying whales are land mammals? Ok bro
UnapologeticTeaEnjoyer
What? No.
FredFruitbat
Just put your lips together and blow
UMustBeNooHere
That's what she said.
HostelRatintheBackWithaPint
https://media0.giphy.com/media/sgsh7fAybYZsQ/source.gif
learntotakejoke
TheDetonated
Like this?
THEDEATHOFRATS
*click*
ohnoyoudid
I can't. :(
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Bacxaber
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Bacxaber
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
AdventurerValda
I cant either.
IzzyB13337
Me either. And I'm super jealous of this walrus
Omega443
That is the craziest thing I've ever fucking seen.
veryfakemod
Wait until you hear seals yell
BrosephStalin2501
You should get out more. Wait, not right now though...
2fligh2high
I love near a sea world kinda animal prison and you can hear these guys all over the city. Especially in bad weather, I guess they like that
DisgruntledFerret
Dongwhereismyautomobile
You fucking people. I’m glad you’re all here.
furriephillips
Perfection.
AcererakTheLich
Now think about that noise but you're a 1400s sailor on a foggy day
CarlottaVonSprockett
Quick. Someone make a gif of “Mermaid” Island from Disenchantment.
velocirachaels
Thar be monsters in the sea!
koenigseggignigsegigseggg
Sirens ;)
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
Sirens call
MinxyJinx
"Fuck, somebody shat my britches" ~ 1400's Sailor
Deadpoolio7
*Unzips*
thepenisqueen
and you haven't seen a girls arse in nigh on a fortnight. oh them tunes, they soothe the soul and drive men to madness.
Gayforbae
Only 2 weeks?
thepenisqueen
I couldnt think of another sailory sounding time measurement
Ostreich
Since you passed the horn many months ago?
CmfMttnPpl
Try moons.. as in the cycle of of the moon
Inarticulated
*gasp* Mermaids!
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
You mean Sirens?
furt77
Sirens had wings.
d1d1t4t3hlulz0hl4wdy
Actually, they had tails too(no feathers), depends on the century, look it up. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siren_(mythology)
Hzlaboratory
Gasp flesh eating mermaids
buttonguy3
With mustaches!
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
Let’s have sex with them!
buttonguy3
With their mustaches? What a weirdo!
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
Don’t kink shame me!