GrammaticalMisdirection
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Nov 2, 2018 4:46 PM
GrammaticalMisdirection
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Nephus
trapped in a box filled with 3 days of poop and urine. Sure he's alright.
CannibalisticVegan
I'm not ashamed to admit it though. Malcolm was the least likeable character.
Imjustanotherbrickinthewall
I think he was "in the middle"... Had his moments
BlubberMelon
Oh I remember this episode Reese is in there with a journal cataloguing what he's going through.
studmuffinmcfunkmachine
This show was ahead of its time.
gordy77
Smart, dumb, wierd. Classic formula.
BucketsOfWeed
@bunniestbunny talk about a punishment.
bunniestbunny
You’re pretty creative when it comes to punishments...
ilgnome
At first you'll be "Oh no, THE BABY!" Then, once the little shit moves around it's the lack of noise that will make you uneasy.
ilgnome
Are they exploring the mysteries of electrical outlets with a fork? Are they drinking the stuff under the sink?
ilgnome
Or maybe they're finger painting on the wall. With the contents from the back of their diaper.
ilgnome
A noisy baby is easy to keep track of. The silent ones are the ones you need to worry about.
ireplysometimes
Yes no
greach
Maybe
NatesSauceLab
It's true. You hear one of them crying their eyes out and your only question is-- Is it bleeding? No? Okay...
coolbandana
beanstalkjumpah
tibris
what happened when he found out he was not going to china?
DurendaI
Cats ate her face.
coolbandana
invisiblemaniac
Dewey knows more about it than I do.
Ilikestyx
She's a good mother
theonionator
That’s why I love this show. They are both actually great parents
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
The reason this show is funny is that it is just a slight hyperbolization of real life
Jacob12jr
You would love The Middle. Really hits that same sweet spot in my opinion
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
Yeah I enjoyed that show too. I stopped watching TV a few years ago so I lost track of the more recent seasons
kerms
That show is awful IMO. Like it's just not very well written or directed.
STARWARSjustkeepsgettingworsesince1983
Dewey really was the best character on that show.
IDontWantGarbageIWantSprinkles
Cats ate her face
NecronomiKane
Disagree. Dewey was second best, Hal was the best.
inkpod
Hal and Lois were brilliant together
slurpeesandstuff
Hal or GTFO
westcoastwasted
example #1: the street performer episode
westcoastwasted
example #2: where he carries a purse to school instead of a backpack
westcoastwasted
example#3: WHen he steals random pieces from his house and creates a whole organ in his garage just so he could practice piano
CannibalisticVegan
I kinda hated malcolm most of the time. Lol.
3nd3rwiggin
It's OK, he doesn't remember.
alltheotherusernamesaregone
Ha! Gottem
elfes92
All's fair in love and war
i5trucker
Wish Netflix would bring this back
ninaeni
Hh
ninaeni
Hh
YES16MAN
It's on Hulu. Although I know that's not much of a consolation since most people only have one or the other, not both.
i5trucker
I think my mom has it so I'll probably check it out
Saedynn
Might be challenging since Malcolm doesn’t remember being Malcolm anymore...
hford4ever
Does that affect Netflix’s ability to let us watch the show?
LurkerOfDarkness
Yes, his inability to remember is actually the reason for all that has vanished and all that will never come on netflix.
DotheBabyIsaac
What if it's not just Netflix? Are we...is my entire existence just a figment of Malcom's imagination?
ramshackleackle
Being John malcolmvich.
LurkerOfDarkness
Well you weren't supposed to know, but since you figured it out yourself, yes.
giarcnoskcaj
Lois is the parent I hope I can be.
squirrelfury
A total piece of shit?
squirrelfury
You downvote, but she was a selfish, horrible character in later seasons.
AntRam95
At worst you could be her mother
schmonday
Incredibly overbearing and dictatorial?
darkdragonempress
If you take everything in context she wasn’t really bad. She tried to prepare them for the world. Indulged their talents when possible, and
schmonday
Nah, she demanded her kids follow her desires exactly. When they don't, she would tell them, "Of course you failed cause I was right."
schmonday
If it's not what she wants and they succeed, she cries or screams at them.
darkdragonempress
Protected them for the most part. A lot of the stuff she got mad at is what most reasonable people would react too. 2
dedlanguages
I know i would t have been able to handle any of their kids.
RevolutionOnHerLips
You know how imgur says there's no bad dogs, just bad owners? Kind of true of kids as well.