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KILLERCHROMATIC
Who says faucet?
jfitz
And that woman was Alberta Einstein.
Motherclucker
Don't throw things into the ocean you silly cunt
falconuruguay
WrathOfJigglypuff
The seaweed bookmark was inspired.
ufindjosh1
cbmech7
Good thing she was in bed already. Probably slept good too.
BishlamekGurpgork
Freshwater? Just a surface treatment? Rookie moves. Soak it in a bucket of seawater, and add salt. This way when it dries it'll be extra
BishlamekGurpgork
Crusty, and no casual examination will reveal the pack.
ecglover
You're my hero, Ferris Bueller......
bartoho
buttdestroyer
Serves her right for polluting the water. Bitch.
MaximumMarks
Yeah! Fuck you, made up woman in random age-old internet joke!
MrSillyHead2
You're a hero
TsubakiTragic
This is one of those 'give a writers group a lead in sentence and see where it goes' things, isn't it?
Agent00Negative
A writing prompt? I mean... it could be.
nommon
But isn’t Catholicism the hero in The Exorcist? It’s about demonic possession, but it’s quite specifically anti-demon.
akashakat
Omg you guys. So it’s fictional. So what? So are ALOT of stories. It’s still amusing. Can we please just enjoy it?
Adamarket
Still a good read.
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
NextOnSickSadWorld
It ALWAYS amazes me knowing this is Tim Curry. NO CGI, Just straight practical effects, makeup & prosthetic facial & body suit pieces.
AmHumanNotLizardMan
Sauce please, one link only.... Also yeah if you can find actors willing to sit through 5 hrs of makeup you can do some wild shit
NextOnSickSadWorld
Movie = LEGEND (1985) Staring a young Tom Cruise. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0089469/
magikmarker
a repeat, but I always think of people, that I would like to try this on.
sonofcyrus138
Then everyone applauded.
PicassoCT
Everybody on the floor?
zwiep
This should be the norm for anyone who litters
DemonFluffer1000
VikingHobbit
I am saddened by the fact that I didn't pull that prank
Dogfacedboy
Old copypasta is old.
Luficer
I'll have a special place waiting. Xoxo
Crowlands
The exorcist was their most evil book? They gotta step their game up.
ameranthe
Right? I mean there were a couple things that pushed boundaries and still do, but its nowhere near the most evil.
Frikinomic
As a person who has slowly been getting addicted to horror movies and starting to read books, I am intrigued what these books might be. >
Frikinomic
I've read Stephen King and Haunting of Hill House so far, so not very scary though. But lots of movies tough :D
ameranthe
I am never actually scared of horror novels, nor the vast majority of horror movies. The books I've found most disturbing are usually
ameranthe
ones that have a slow burn and focus on the human side of horror. One of the most "evil" books I've read in a while is Gone Girl
AlienNippleAntennae
Diabolical ?
CleverIsSexy
And that man? Albert Einstein.
Dusseldwarf
And the book? Barrack Obama.
GreaterAias
And then the whole bus clapped.
TheHuntedSnark
Too good to be true.
LeedsLeedsLeeds
This was originally done by Dave Trott, the British marketer (not the weird US politician)
TheHuntedSnark
I appreciate your effort in tracking that down.
FuzzyX
No one would go all the way to throw it in the sea when the dustbin is much closer.
MrCrawler
Maybe she was sitting on the beach, reading, when she decided to throw it.
DetectiveGaff
Religious people are already pretty insane when they're at the point of discarding things because "it's evil" so this wouldn't surprise me
juicynibbler
They believe the darndest things
FuzzyX
And why would such a religious person even read an "evil" horror book? It is not like many don't know what The Exorcist is about
sir8
Can’t speak to “religious,” but I have absolutely met people who start books without even glancing at the summary. An older relative was (1)
sir8
recommended 50 Shades of Grey as a “must-read for career women” and grabbed a physical copy without even knowing it had sexual content. (2)