Tom

Mar 26, 2020 10:16 AM

Grougaloragran

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Had a girl that tried way too hard to keep up an eternal text conversation. After the 10th "what else" I just quit responding :/

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had to stop and say "Hey, I watched that show." Not the one in the picture, the one your name is from.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"How loud?"

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Honestly this. The hottest part about women is when they're actually interesting and can hold a conversation. It's rather rare though

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

this way to on pont

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

K

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Try "oh btw I'm 6'5"

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah I've got entire comedy routines to keep a one sided conversation going.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boom!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I too worship lol. Lucifer our lord that is

6 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 10

Would be interesting if she replies lol and then a satanic chant

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"show vagene and bob"

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"k"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

k

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If all she says is “lol” “haha” “wow” “ok” then she doesn’t actually care about you and you’re better off putting your effort elsewhere.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Emoji

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're more likely waiting for their match to end and only have enough time to read the message and type "lol" before the next one starts

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ugh this drives me nuts. Every short message I get "shes not interested", then later I get a message "am I bothering you".

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Seriously tho, phone calls are way easier.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here’s a fool proof reply in all scenarios: no u

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It just means she isn't interested. Me, female, had the same experience on dating apps. Guys just reply with minimalistic answers, even 1/

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thought I ask open questions. Also they don't try to keep the conversation going. Either they are really bad in communication or simply 2/

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not interested. 3/3

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yee... ??‍♂️

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My advice, a tongue out emoji

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think the hardest to respond to is when someone is feeling down and obviously wants you to say something but have no clue what to say.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

with an eggplant emoji & "pick you up?"

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Easy. Put it down and play another round. If she wants to keep the convo going, she'll add something to it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Reminiscent of her participation levels in phone sex. . . Guys: just use free PornHub (all free right now)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ladies seriously at least try... please I’m bad a t texting ???

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Stop texting stupid women

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I don't know, he might be on Tinder, good luck finding anyone with the IQ to tie their shoelaces without a google search there.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

That's his own damn fault then

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

They're the only ones that text me back!

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I'm in this comment and I don't like it :(

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There’s a good chance we’re not wanting a reply after texting “lol” hence ending the conversation smoothly.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 13

If you dont want to text then use your words like an adult you muppet.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Implying there's a chance you do want a reply and he's the a-hole for getting the chance wrong and that's why he loses interest.

6 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Then why not use a figure of speech which is not open to interpretation? After all it's a "good chance".

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Pro tip: The answer is, “Right? (optional laugh emoji)”. Leaves it open for any follow up, although don’t read a lack of reply as a bad sign

6 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 8

ty sensei

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really? Cause I usually respond with pictures of my dick.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ooh, can I see? I'm in the mood today.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does it though? Seems like it just shifts the boring along. "lol" "right?" "Yup" "cool" "ha" "sooo..." "..."

6 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

But you can truthfully say you stayed up talking for hours!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"wanna bang?"

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Ya like jazz?

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

No but I want a cookie

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right??

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Yup

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Cool

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Beans

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sooo...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

cleverbot is a better conversation partner than most of the girls on tinder

6 years ago | Likes 343 Dislikes 5

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everytime I girl does anything remotely interesting, I suspect they're a bot. Often they are.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Cleverbot cares more and is better able to have 50 conversations at once

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Cleverbot is a gentle and giving lover

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's because it's clever.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Does tinder chat allow memes and gifs? Because if not I'm a lowsy convo partner on tinder too

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

you cant send images from ur phone for obvious reasons, but it has a built in gif searcher

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd be good then. I'm hi-larious online. AND a woman. that's gotta be like.. Double points.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

hey thats just playing in easy mode XD

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like it easy. Easy is good right now

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

K

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol

6 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0

Frederf is typing...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right? ?

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Most guys, too.

6 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 12

Maybe you should swipe right on som average looking and uggos, they might very well try harder

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I honestly look at descriptions first. If they're attractive but I have nothing to go talk to them about, what's the point?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

its an endless cycle you are only punished for breaking

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It's true, but it helps me weed out people, too. If they can't converse well via text, they probably aren't interested.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

But then again, why do they even match with you if they're not interested? ?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Most are bots

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i guess thats the problem lol. No one is interested.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I've had maybe one person who's actually interesting to talk to.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It does seem that way.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I mean, yeah. No one's really interested in any one person when another is just a few swipes away

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It’s how truthful this is, that’s the real comedy.

6 years ago | Likes 791 Dislikes 5

Laughter is identification.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lol is not laughter, and offers notjing to respond to

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was replying to the comment, not commenting on the post.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wife prefers “hi” and then sitting and expecting me to know the question she wanted to ask. Apparently “hi” back is not the correct answer

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I've almost given up on dating sites because of this, even on bumble where they message first, it's a "heyy" 99% of the time.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lol

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

That's crazy

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly pisses me off, it can be seen as a filler and people ask why I didn’t reply back.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also, always upvote Tom & Jerry. They just don't make cartoons like that anymore. I'd pay a lot for a Netflix like on-demand platform 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2/2 which has all the 90s cartoons and all their episodes.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've "ghosted" like three girls like this, I just took it as them not being interested in the conversation then got told otherwise later :/

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

There are few things as infuriating/demoralising as a person who wants to be won over, yet puts in zero effort at winning you over.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Texting is another bullshit test.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

yeah but you try to casuallg call someone these days and they act like your a maniac.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Even I usually ignore random calls and then call back, and I don't k know why

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

If a girl doesn't want to keep a conversation alive, then neither should you. Also sometimes people just don't feel like texting.

6 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 1

I don't even want to have a conversation in the first place, but trust has to be built somehow.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. Very frustrsting! Turned me off from texting for a while now it gets exhausting

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

In my experience it’s not that they don’t want to keep the conversation going, they just don’t know how. Can’t count how many times I’ve

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's how I am, but I usually tend to let the other end know about it. A simple message "I am not good with conversations" is enough.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Been yelled at for not continuing a conversation someone has abandoned.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair a lot of girls got the attitude that the man has to right funny and interesting things to impress them....

6 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 3

These chicks on dating sites be like “don’t just say hello or I won’t answer be original” woman I need to make sure you’ll respond before I

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Put actual effort in

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Write

6 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 1

Yep sorry

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Right

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0