Mar 26, 2020 10:16 AM
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BigBenThisHeresRubberDuck
Had a girl that tried way too hard to keep up an eternal text conversation. After the 10th "what else" I just quit responding :/
ShittyAdmiral
I had to stop and say "Hey, I watched that show." Not the one in the picture, the one your name is from.
HedonistBeard
"How loud?"
30Jonseredi
Honestly this. The hottest part about women is when they're actually interesting and can hold a conversation. It's rather rare though
EricDerRote
this way to on pont
Ozzy626
K
KaJuN
Try "oh btw I'm 6'5"
gabble13gjgj360
Yeah I've got entire comedy routines to keep a one sided conversation going.
Doc070
Boom!
JBoonski
I too worship lol. Lucifer our lord that is
Sheldonian
Would be interesting if she replies lol and then a satanic chant
Applepotamus
"show vagene and bob"
Copperbrat
"k"
Mumalot
k
gonoregan
If all she says is “lol” “haha” “wow” “ok” then she doesn’t actually care about you and you’re better off putting your effort elsewhere.
MrStealUrMemes
Emoji
Donku83
They're more likely waiting for their match to end and only have enough time to read the message and type "lol" before the next one starts
Metroda
Ugh this drives me nuts. Every short message I get "shes not interested", then later I get a message "am I bothering you".
noctynight
Seriously tho, phone calls are way easier.
Animorphs
Here’s a fool proof reply in all scenarios: no u
leyjenah
It just means she isn't interested. Me, female, had the same experience on dating apps. Guys just reply with minimalistic answers, even 1/
Thought I ask open questions. Also they don't try to keep the conversation going. Either they are really bad in communication or simply 2/
Not interested. 3/3
dandy07772718
Yee... ??♂️
My advice, a tongue out emoji
ChrisThrasher
I think the hardest to respond to is when someone is feeling down and obviously wants you to say something but have no clue what to say.
Cyberpope67
with an eggplant emoji & "pick you up?"
allibaster12
Easy. Put it down and play another round. If she wants to keep the convo going, she'll add something to it.
Reminiscent of her participation levels in phone sex. . . Guys: just use free PornHub (all free right now)
MrA13XAND3R
Ladies seriously at least try... please I’m bad a t texting ???
extrasad
Stop texting stupid women
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
I don't know, he might be on Tinder, good luck finding anyone with the IQ to tie their shoelaces without a google search there.
That's his own damn fault then
mondeca
They're the only ones that text me back!
CoeusDarksoul
I'm in this comment and I don't like it :(
PoobodysNerfect
There’s a good chance we’re not wanting a reply after texting “lol” hence ending the conversation smoothly.
LordChungAss3000
If you dont want to text then use your words like an adult you muppet.
swagb98623
Implying there's a chance you do want a reply and he's the a-hole for getting the chance wrong and that's why he loses interest.
SunnyPotato
Then why not use a figure of speech which is not open to interpretation? After all it's a "good chance".
AnimalRescueGuy
Pro tip: The answer is, “Right? (optional laugh emoji)”. Leaves it open for any follow up, although don’t read a lack of reply as a bad sign
IDontLoveJesusButDoItAnyway
ty sensei
HonestCommentFarmer
Really? Cause I usually respond with pictures of my dick.
IWouldLickThat
Ooh, can I see? I'm in the mood today.
DoubleNubbin
Does it though? Seems like it just shifts the boring along. "lol" "right?" "Yup" "cool" "ha" "sooo..." "..."
But you can truthfully say you stayed up talking for hours!
Zreen
"wanna bang?"
YouCheckedTheUsernameHaveACookie
Ya like jazz?
No but I want a cookie
Nocan
Chadskeke
Right??
Toomuchsheep
Yup
Ihoardboxes
Cool
catholiccolor117
Beans
Ha
Sooo...
GuardsmanMiku
cleverbot is a better conversation partner than most of the girls on tinder
BanGurHeaD
SephReed
Everytime I girl does anything remotely interesting, I suspect they're a bot. Often they are.
OverlyOpinionated
Cleverbot cares more and is better able to have 50 conversations at once
Frederf
Cleverbot is a gentle and giving lover
Hotjoe1991
lol
CorsaC20XE
That's because it's clever.
Rookieragequit
Does tinder chat allow memes and gifs? Because if not I'm a lowsy convo partner on tinder too
you cant send images from ur phone for obvious reasons, but it has a built in gif searcher
I'd be good then. I'm hi-larious online. AND a woman. that's gotta be like.. Double points.
hey thats just playing in easy mode XD
I like it easy. Easy is good right now
flaminghotchido
Ilikecreativepeople
Lol
Frederf is typing...
redgord
Right? ?
meedle
Most guys, too.
SwedeOnAnIsland
Maybe you should swipe right on som average looking and uggos, they might very well try harder
I honestly look at descriptions first. If they're attractive but I have nothing to go talk to them about, what's the point?
its an endless cycle you are only punished for breaking
It's true, but it helps me weed out people, too. If they can't converse well via text, they probably aren't interested.
But then again, why do they even match with you if they're not interested? ?
bsn7071
Most are bots
i guess thats the problem lol. No one is interested.
I've had maybe one person who's actually interesting to talk to.
It does seem that way.
I mean, yeah. No one's really interested in any one person when another is just a few swipes away
ItsTheManfromscene24
It’s how truthful this is, that’s the real comedy.
Goku2012
Laughter is identification.
aidaneades3712
lol is not laughter, and offers notjing to respond to
I was replying to the comment, not commenting on the post.
Asadsadsadclown
I wife prefers “hi” and then sitting and expecting me to know the question she wanted to ask. Apparently “hi” back is not the correct answer
hucast01365
I've almost given up on dating sites because of this, even on bumble where they message first, it's a "heyy" 99% of the time.
Valtrith
PrinceAsh1taka
That's crazy
MoistTissue
Honestly pisses me off, it can be seen as a filler and people ask why I didn’t reply back.
Right?
dakonsept
Also, always upvote Tom & Jerry. They just don't make cartoons like that anymore. I'd pay a lot for a Netflix like on-demand platform 1/2
2/2 which has all the 90s cartoons and all their episodes.
I've "ghosted" like three girls like this, I just took it as them not being interested in the conversation then got told otherwise later :/
TheWombatStrikesAgain
There are few things as infuriating/demoralising as a person who wants to be won over, yet puts in zero effort at winning you over.
hotstuffburns
Texting is another bullshit test.
yeah but you try to casuallg call someone these days and they act like your a maniac.
Even I usually ignore random calls and then call back, and I don't k know why
MyNameIsntChris
If a girl doesn't want to keep a conversation alive, then neither should you. Also sometimes people just don't feel like texting.
I don't even want to have a conversation in the first place, but trust has to be built somehow.
ifyouhatepinacoladas
Yeah. Very frustrsting! Turned me off from texting for a while now it gets exhausting
In my experience it’s not that they don’t want to keep the conversation going, they just don’t know how. Can’t count how many times I’ve
That's how I am, but I usually tend to let the other end know about it. A simple message "I am not good with conversations" is enough.
Been yelled at for not continuing a conversation someone has abandoned.
Callito
To be fair a lot of girls got the attitude that the man has to right funny and interesting things to impress them....
diehardlance
These chicks on dating sites be like “don’t just say hello or I won’t answer be original” woman I need to make sure you’ll respond before I
Put actual effort in
stayforawhile
Write
Yep sorry
ProphetOfPhil
Right
BigBenThisHeresRubberDuck
Had a girl that tried way too hard to keep up an eternal text conversation. After the 10th "what else" I just quit responding :/
ShittyAdmiral
I had to stop and say "Hey, I watched that show." Not the one in the picture, the one your name is from.
HedonistBeard
"How loud?"
30Jonseredi
Honestly this. The hottest part about women is when they're actually interesting and can hold a conversation. It's rather rare though
EricDerRote
this way to on pont
Ozzy626
K
KaJuN
Try "oh btw I'm 6'5"
gabble13gjgj360
Yeah I've got entire comedy routines to keep a one sided conversation going.
Doc070
Boom!
JBoonski
I too worship lol. Lucifer our lord that is
Sheldonian
Would be interesting if she replies lol and then a satanic chant
Applepotamus
"show vagene and bob"
Copperbrat
"k"
Mumalot
k
gonoregan
If all she says is “lol” “haha” “wow” “ok” then she doesn’t actually care about you and you’re better off putting your effort elsewhere.
MrStealUrMemes
Emoji
Donku83
They're more likely waiting for their match to end and only have enough time to read the message and type "lol" before the next one starts
Metroda
Ugh this drives me nuts. Every short message I get "shes not interested", then later I get a message "am I bothering you".
noctynight
Seriously tho, phone calls are way easier.
Animorphs
Here’s a fool proof reply in all scenarios: no u
leyjenah
It just means she isn't interested. Me, female, had the same experience on dating apps. Guys just reply with minimalistic answers, even 1/
leyjenah
Thought I ask open questions. Also they don't try to keep the conversation going. Either they are really bad in communication or simply 2/
leyjenah
Not interested. 3/3
dandy07772718
Yee... ??♂️
Sheldonian
My advice, a tongue out emoji
ChrisThrasher
I think the hardest to respond to is when someone is feeling down and obviously wants you to say something but have no clue what to say.
Cyberpope67
with an eggplant emoji & "pick you up?"
allibaster12
Easy. Put it down and play another round. If she wants to keep the convo going, she'll add something to it.
Cyberpope67
Reminiscent of her participation levels in phone sex. . . Guys: just use free PornHub (all free right now)
MrA13XAND3R
Ladies seriously at least try... please I’m bad a t texting ???
extrasad
Stop texting stupid women
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
I don't know, he might be on Tinder, good luck finding anyone with the IQ to tie their shoelaces without a google search there.
extrasad
That's his own damn fault then
mondeca
They're the only ones that text me back!
CoeusDarksoul
I'm in this comment and I don't like it :(
PoobodysNerfect
There’s a good chance we’re not wanting a reply after texting “lol” hence ending the conversation smoothly.
LordChungAss3000
If you dont want to text then use your words like an adult you muppet.
swagb98623
Implying there's a chance you do want a reply and he's the a-hole for getting the chance wrong and that's why he loses interest.
SunnyPotato
Then why not use a figure of speech which is not open to interpretation? After all it's a "good chance".
AnimalRescueGuy
Pro tip: The answer is, “Right? (optional laugh emoji)”. Leaves it open for any follow up, although don’t read a lack of reply as a bad sign
IDontLoveJesusButDoItAnyway
ty sensei
HonestCommentFarmer
Really? Cause I usually respond with pictures of my dick.
IWouldLickThat
Ooh, can I see? I'm in the mood today.
DoubleNubbin
Does it though? Seems like it just shifts the boring along. "lol" "right?" "Yup" "cool" "ha" "sooo..." "..."
mondeca
But you can truthfully say you stayed up talking for hours!
Zreen
"wanna bang?"
YouCheckedTheUsernameHaveACookie
Ya like jazz?
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
No but I want a cookie
Nocan
Chadskeke
Right??
Toomuchsheep
Yup
Ihoardboxes
Cool
catholiccolor117
Beans
Toomuchsheep
Ha
Nocan
Sooo...
GuardsmanMiku
cleverbot is a better conversation partner than most of the girls on tinder
BanGurHeaD
SephReed
Everytime I girl does anything remotely interesting, I suspect they're a bot. Often they are.
OverlyOpinionated
Cleverbot cares more and is better able to have 50 conversations at once
Frederf
Cleverbot is a gentle and giving lover
Hotjoe1991
lol
CorsaC20XE
That's because it's clever.
Rookieragequit
Does tinder chat allow memes and gifs? Because if not I'm a lowsy convo partner on tinder too
GuardsmanMiku
you cant send images from ur phone for obvious reasons, but it has a built in gif searcher
Rookieragequit
I'd be good then. I'm hi-larious online. AND a woman. that's gotta be like.. Double points.
GuardsmanMiku
hey thats just playing in easy mode XD
Rookieragequit
I like it easy. Easy is good right now
flaminghotchido
K
Ilikecreativepeople
Lol
Frederf
Frederf is typing...
redgord
Right? ?
meedle
Most guys, too.
SwedeOnAnIsland
Maybe you should swipe right on som average looking and uggos, they might very well try harder
meedle
I honestly look at descriptions first. If they're attractive but I have nothing to go talk to them about, what's the point?
GuardsmanMiku
its an endless cycle you are only punished for breaking
meedle
It's true, but it helps me weed out people, too. If they can't converse well via text, they probably aren't interested.
meedle
But then again, why do they even match with you if they're not interested? ?
bsn7071
Most are bots
GuardsmanMiku
i guess thats the problem lol. No one is interested.
meedle
I've had maybe one person who's actually interesting to talk to.
meedle
It does seem that way.
OverlyOpinionated
I mean, yeah. No one's really interested in any one person when another is just a few swipes away
ItsTheManfromscene24
It’s how truthful this is, that’s the real comedy.
Goku2012
Laughter is identification.
aidaneades3712
lol is not laughter, and offers notjing to respond to
Goku2012
I was replying to the comment, not commenting on the post.
Asadsadsadclown
I wife prefers “hi” and then sitting and expecting me to know the question she wanted to ask. Apparently “hi” back is not the correct answer
hucast01365
I've almost given up on dating sites because of this, even on bumble where they message first, it's a "heyy" 99% of the time.
Valtrith
Lol
PrinceAsh1taka
That's crazy
MoistTissue
Honestly pisses me off, it can be seen as a filler and people ask why I didn’t reply back.
Toomuchsheep
Right?
dakonsept
Also, always upvote Tom & Jerry. They just don't make cartoons like that anymore. I'd pay a lot for a Netflix like on-demand platform 1/2
dakonsept
2/2 which has all the 90s cartoons and all their episodes.
aidaneades3712
I've "ghosted" like three girls like this, I just took it as them not being interested in the conversation then got told otherwise later :/
TheWombatStrikesAgain
There are few things as infuriating/demoralising as a person who wants to be won over, yet puts in zero effort at winning you over.
hotstuffburns
Texting is another bullshit test.
aidaneades3712
yeah but you try to casuallg call someone these days and they act like your a maniac.
aidaneades3712
Even I usually ignore random calls and then call back, and I don't k know why
MyNameIsntChris
If a girl doesn't want to keep a conversation alive, then neither should you. Also sometimes people just don't feel like texting.
SephReed
I don't even want to have a conversation in the first place, but trust has to be built somehow.
ifyouhatepinacoladas
Yeah. Very frustrsting! Turned me off from texting for a while now it gets exhausting
Asadsadsadclown
In my experience it’s not that they don’t want to keep the conversation going, they just don’t know how. Can’t count how many times I’ve
MyNameIsntChris
That's how I am, but I usually tend to let the other end know about it. A simple message "I am not good with conversations" is enough.
Asadsadsadclown
Been yelled at for not continuing a conversation someone has abandoned.
Callito
To be fair a lot of girls got the attitude that the man has to right funny and interesting things to impress them....
diehardlance
These chicks on dating sites be like “don’t just say hello or I won’t answer be original” woman I need to make sure you’ll respond before I
diehardlance
Put actual effort in
stayforawhile
Write
Callito
Yep sorry
ProphetOfPhil
Right