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MrRandom314159
That third one is the result of incest.
ChildOfThanatos13
TBH if you arent repeatedly baffling christendom by living are you even living...
NOINITIATIVE
Hold up, what's going on in Japan?
VitaminJay
"Son of God or son of Man, you can't fuck your sister and expect much good to come of it." --Herr Starr, 'Preacher'.
Larktonguesinadicecup
Incest in reality is child sexual abuse 99.99% of the time and adult siblings having consensual sex .001% of the time
Fishkeeper
Yeah, pretty much.
Ardback
Carlos II "El hechizado" (it means "the bewitched"). He could have perfectly been born in Alabama.
zerotakashi
White people concerned about race replacement be like
DaddyRobotBeepBoop
69inginadonkeyorgy
Legit question. Why do religious people freakout the most to incest. But by all definition from what they believe we are products of incest?
HandoB4Javert
ILeftMyUsernameInMyOtherPants
CedricDur
The trick with incest... is contraceptives.
YoureWaifuAShit
i think the truer trick is figuring out how to jot projectile vomit
NOINITIATIVE
Who says Alabama can't teach us new things?! (and on a side note, gross)
sixhoursinacarwithmymotherinlaw
Sex does not have to mean pregnancy in 2022, despite right wing hand wringing. Consenting adults, who cares.
trikucian
Jon and Dany didn't know they were related, and when he found out he shut it down. He should have told her sooner though
LincLoud
williamoftheoak
The spike in incest & pseudo-incest porn on porn-sharing boards since the beginning of the pandemic has me worried
NervAssEva
Idsertian
Very Young & Naughty, but alas, I have it on good authority that the er... "Academy" won't feature the topic at hand, because Patreon.
PantLord
As an atheist my biggest goal is to baffle Christendom by continuing to live.
OddSoull
Are you an incest baby?
Lanhdanan
Ah, the ol, as long as I'm alive, its pissing off someone else motto.
Lampmonster
In the books the Targaryan incest is only tolerated because they had dragons and that kinda trumped religious and social proscriptions.
Grillparzer
A giant flying beast capable of spitting fire would go a long way towards making it socially acceptable.
Lampmonster
That and the fact that they occasionally produced a decent leader.
Jyzzzy
"Tolerated"? Weren't they the ruling family for their whole existence? Why'd they need tolerance from anybody?
axelfive
You know what happens if your people don't tolerate you? Guillotines. Guillotines happen.
Jyzzzy
A revolution and a stab to the back. But yeah sure.
Dagordae
That’s what the dragon is for. It’s not tolerance if you get lit on fire for trying something.
trippingthelightfantastic
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
paintingagency
Just another reason "Airplane" couldn't be made today.
Hekatombe
And then there's the TV version: https://youtu.be/360TlR0Egv4
TerdFurgison
I've seen this movie countless times and never heard the rest of this dialogue
Hekatombe
Because that's the censored "TV version". The "black" dialog is just too much for TV
OCTAVlAN
Wait... incesnt is some how "sexy and hot" now? Wtf... I'm glad I missed that trend ??
Fishkeeper
People have always had weird kinks.
DeerLord44
Where have you been? Its been a fairly accepted fetish in porn between "step relatives" for about 10 years now XD
OCTAVlAN
I stick to blonde sluts fuck strangers search.
DeerLord44
Legitimately unless you're searching like that its hard not to find
Shaodyn
The incest IRL guy also couldn't chew his food properly. It was literally impossible. His jaw was so deformed that his teeth didn't meet.
Shaodyn
He also had a genetic disease that caused an overabundance of acid in his blood, so just being alive was painful.
Shaodyn
His nickname was "the Bewitched" or "the Hexed."
ILeftMyUsernameInMyOtherPants
Indeed. His family tree was really just one big old rootball.
Shaodyn
16 generations of his ancestors marrying cousins led to this man, who couldn't talk or even eat properly.
Shaodyn
He's the archetypal example of why incest is bad.
epothos669
So ok as long as you don’t conceive
Sarpedan
Japan been like that since 1881
qtRaven
Ok, I'll say it. Sauce for the anime?
Pirsquar
Not anime. Fire Emblem Fates.
JamesBalls007
It's Fire Emblem Fates, it's a strategy game with very light romance, it's great if you have a Nintendo console.
RadasNoir
I think it's one of the Fire Emblem games, actually.
BlueDsc
Fire Emblem Fates. It's the protagonist Corrin with her cousin's son Iforgethisname.
Petrolholic
Lanhdanan
Fatkats93
His family's ancestors are still rich. The Habsburgs.
DatDarthCaedus
Descendants.
Fatkats93
Lol thank you
doesntmatter
No, his family's ancestors are still rich too.
DatDarthCaedus
Pretty sure they are more "dead" than "rich". At least I hope so.
Apletto
Vampers, just a whole mess of draculas
Grillparzer
They just don’t spend much of it.
Thediciplematt
Pretty sure western culture isn’t down for it… even if GOT got away with it
BarfMonger
Did you say something step sister? Best to keep an eye on this one. GQP folks are into some weird stuff.
Lanhdanan
Makes me wonder how many 'family' weddings in the south occur?
modus0
It's the taboo, the forbidden. So of course people are going to be looking into it. If it were accepted, it likely wouldn't be as popular.
Dankking
Just like anal. I mean it’s evolving now where girls are doing it for their mans but 60 years ago it was taboo.
Dankking
Who knows. In 20 years time fucking your step siblings might be what’s popular in high schools and such
SoGrosslyIncandescent
The size of the "step" family member tag on porn sites makes me question that assertion.
Efreeti
Wondering if the category is so big bcause at some point it became inescapable. So much being made that algorithm thinks it MUST be popular.
nickster46
its because glasses morty wished for it
DarkZalgo
Yeah nah. It's big because it gets the views.
Efreeti
Yes, but how many are giving that category views, not because they seek it out, but because they can't avoid it?
Dankking
If you weren’t into “step sex” you’d avoid it.
Precastbubbles
I think it's more the idea of the taboo. You know they aren't actually related but the IDEA of the taboo is just an easy extra layer of kink
DarkZalgo
I find that very, very hard to believe. Pornhub for example has literally 1/10th the number of videos in the "step" category as it does for
esparadrapo
This. Some actresses are tied to a tag and you can't escape watching it. I just ignore the plot nowadays.
TrizzNathaniel
Ol’ Coal Nut!
joliegoalie
I don't know why I love this, but I do. Thank you for thr lolz
OhIfIMust
There goes ol’ Chinballs!
SloppyWhopper
Watch him as he goes.
RuffleMyFluffles
The dude on the bottom is Charles II of spain
TheFunionKnight
The coroner really didn't like him
TimTheEnchanter01
Keep in mind these portraits were meant to be flattering. So he was likely way more fucked up then is depicted here
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
A man with less than a QUARTER of the ancestors he should've had...
SonnyVabitch
Charles looks ill, more like.
TheLifeIsYours
this video is a great view on the topic https://youtu.be/oWm0XWKa500
HistoricalContext
I've seen his picture a few times...they didn't call him "the Bewitched" for no reason.
Targe0
He didn't learn to walk till around age 7, and wasn't good at it till age 9.
TerribleBaconMistake
And just think, that was his official one so it's more glamorized from how he actually looked.
PwnageHobo
I feel like "completely bald before 35" isn't on the same scale as "his heart was the size of a peppercorn"
Lifk
Thats a massive worldwide roast.
takedown751
Or "short"
JermaineBlake
He
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
A friend of mine refused far too long to accept early baldness. Looked like this at 24.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
He looks good with a shaved head and beard these days btw.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
That's still to large for someone who has no blood
Fishkeeper
Yeah, one of those things is, like, mildly unfortunate, and the other is medically impossible.
BlackCatCasper
Am I inbred then?
johnnyLonger
Ok baldy …
UneventfulLover
I'm going with "the size of a pepper" here, as you could likely live with a heart the size of a bell pepper. Translations...
nipplepanties
Depends on how the hair was lost and if it runs in the family.
wazeewa
Yea, I know a couple people who were bald before 25. I think that's a bit more survivable.
nomorehate
Started going bald at 16, it really sucks how people treat you differently..
IconicM
Just watched the 30 Rock episode with the Hapsburgh prince...
Nikolai5
For some reason, Americans think that baldness is some kind of mortal sin. But shooting kids is fine. Just don't be bald.
Lianthrelle
Unless you shave it yourself, apparently about half of the US is ok with skinheads.
JermaineBlake
Lame
thricebakedxyz
Corroded lungs? Euphemism for bad breath?
Finain
Baffled doctors with hus refusal to die to several life threatening illnesses... and he was bald gross right
TheRimOfTheSky
..I mean, going bald before 35 is a pretty clear sign of bad genetics, alongside the other things.
alloutofchutzpah
But do you repeatedly baffle Christendom by continuing to live?
bonkersbabytail
Coming from a man whose heart is in fact a single testicle, black as coal, I find it quite fair
SteveTheEgg
I think the "completely" part is import, probably like chemo patient bald, which usually doesn't h as open until like one's 70s, not just /
SteveTheEgg
/a receding hairline or bald spot. Most bald men can still grow hair on the sides of their heads.
nomorehate
I started going bald at 16, it's like the last thing people can still make fun of. Really sucks..
Snooj
Exactly. At least with that small heart no one judges you.
Komurairenu
I feel offended by the bald bit... Im bald and im 33.
Komurairenu
And before anyone asks no, my parents arent related by marriage.
Komurairenu
By blood*
DebelakaOtVarna
found the bald guy
Idontneedrealfacts
One of those two things will keep you from getting a girlfriend....they hate pepercorns
ERselly
As a bald man at 31- what the hell
WokeGhettoSpiritualist
Ew, y'all an incest baby?
PwnageHobo
Chromies unite!
IEatYourSombrero
Unga bunga
PwnageHobo
Cro-Magnon?
PsychicOctopus
I guess you are an incest baby, no other options
Onerrorresumenext
I’m sorry your testicle will turn black in ~4 years.
doesntmatter
*Completely* bald? Not a single hair on your head?
PwnageHobo
Alopecia... Peppercorn-Heart. Which of these conditions would you rather have?
doesntmatter
Dude if I could get my long hippie hair back I'd trade it in a single peppercorn heartbeat
Dankking
Oh man. Time to look up your family tree.
Ihavemytowel
*Family wreath* FIFY
SalmonTheWise
That should be fairly straightforward.
SecondSince
You made it to 31! Good on you! For me it was halfway my 20s...
CallMeMuppet
You got to your 20s?! Mine started going at 18. Fun times. Accepted it now and gone full aerodynamic.
SecondSince
Oh mine started going at 18 as well. Just took 'till mid 20s to get so bald i felt the need to take it all off.
fuckthisusernamebullshit
21 :(
imabigasstree
Or one hard black testicle
CJGeringer
which is also like a peppercorn
xizar
It doesn't say the testicle was hard as coal, just black as.
Easykehl
Is that… is that not normal?
counterintel
C'mere and let's have a squeeze and find out. *whips out balls* You tell me!
DmNerd
Perkunas687
It's why my friends call me marbles, I clickety clack when I walk.
Waaaaghhumbug
Like an executive stress toy?
postingpandas
Targe0
Depends is your family tree a single line?
TheYoungBear
A family bush if you will
iRememberLOLcats
A wonky ladder
darthstormer
The difference is banging vs 9 generations of breeding.
ZebraDGR8
Banging or breading ...both is sick
InnocentIntentionsTurnedBad
*looks at my breaded chicken strips* .... ?
CompressedInfo
If siblings had kids, and those kids also had kids, those final children would be less inbred than Charles II was
CompressedInfo
7 generations back, we should all have 128 different ancestors. Those theoretical kids would have 32... Charles had 29
metalrulercid
"nothing wrong with that"- Alabama
Hurraachneedochnicht
Daenerys and Jon come from a looong line of inbreeding
TheSilverSeraph
Hey, gotta start somewhere
DocNitro
As long as protection is used, and all involved are of sound mind and consenting? Have fun. Just don't knock each other up, please.
MattMcBandit
So 8 is the limit, got it
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
Of but i know you just want to be breed ?
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
I think he's literally the most inbred person we can verify, over 9 generations he had, like, a FOURTH of the ancestors he should have had.
NotSoSmartAlek
less than that, even.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Checked it, yup, over a 7 generation period you'd have 128 ancestors, he had 29,
DaddyRobotBeepBoop
SirRichardOfHead
LompHoofd
ILeftMyUsernameInMyOtherPants
LaffertyDanie1
Dee would be totally into it if she got something out of it
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
Jesus Christ
bobbo007
Hey, there goes the Royal family.
VaultGirl69
I can't imagine everyone knowing you're inbred. Except Johnny Knoxville. Apparently, he laughed his ass off.
makeSX
*All royal families of europe
Lark2370
An extended family is still a family
Canofminus
They inbred between generations too, those family trees look more like a game of shoots & ladders than a tree.
LaffertyDanie1
My life is now slightly worse knowing this
Canofminus
Lots of Uncles + nieces. Also more common was cousins of varying degrees of separation intermarrying. The latter not as problematic as 1/?
Canofminus
the former at first, but after so long the genetic pool gets pretty F'n shallow. This is also how they kept property "in the family" 2/?
Canofminus
in royal and upper class families. 3/3
ComehereAreyouticklish
*chutes
DaveTBull
No no, as a pun it kinda works..
Canofminus
Dang it.
Haidere1988
So you're saying incest is ok as long as it doesn't last 9 generations? Gotcha. *banjos intensify*
CarlottaVonSprockett
You joke, but that’s actually pretty accurate biologically speaking. Psychologically is a whole other issue.
LoopStricken
Pretty much.
DigitalMau
you joke but yea kinda. one generation of inbreeding is not gonna cause many issues, its continuing that fucks it all up
Admiral27
I read if siblings have a child, the average chance of birth defects is only 30% higher than normal (NOTE: normal chance x 1.3, not +30%)
DigitalMau
youd think it would be higher with siblings, right?
Admiral27
Thats the thing, this 30% basically stacks exponentially. So a few generations down the line and you have a few hundred percent increase ^^
BubblesTheFish
*writes down in notepad* So the limit is 8 generations.
pgdave
I mean...yes?
paintingagency
First cousins should generally have healthy children. As long as those children don't procreate with THEIR cousins... all good. Darwin...
paintingagency
worried that his marriage to his (hot) cousin Emma would endanger his offspring, but there's no evidence it did.
phuzz00
Cousin marriage is legal (but very unusual) in much of Europe
CarlottaVonSprockett
Much of the world, actually. In the US about 1/3 of the states allow cousin marriage.
TheYoungerChrisEvans
I think birth defects are probably the root of incest being a taboo in the first place, if you look at how society has worked historically
tarnok
Eugenics is illegal. We let people with Down syndrome and other genetic defects to conceive. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
CrapOnASpatula
"We let" them? As if disabled people shouldn't have free will over their own bodies?
tarnok
I agree completely. That's why eugenics was banned
jdze
That's the entire point he was making. Adults should have free will over their bodies.
CAAFlo
The baby is deformed because the gods curse you when you commit incest. Sounds about right
PerpetualExhaustion
Also I’d be willing to bet that not only is it a culturally instilled taboo, but the aversion to it for most people also comes from
PerpetualExhaustion
Ingrained instincts/genetics.Long term inbreeding would eventually be stopped by natural selection, so those who avoid it are the ones left.
dreikommavierzehn
As long as no child at risk of genetic defects is conceived and no person is hurt / taken advantage of it's really none of anyones business.
TheGrubinator
...Any child conceived by incest is at risk of genetic defects. The more generations it lasts and the closer the relation, the more likely
TheGrubinator
defects are to show up. The fuck is up with all you dudes wantin' to fuck your mothers and sisters and daddies and brothers?
TheYoungerChrisEvans
And nobody's Pall Mall 100s get crushed.
FeloniousSlug
Why is this so funny. I feel bad.
sQuimby
SpectralSpider
But we should still disincentivize it. Perhaps just socially, but if an entire population is okay with it, we do endanger those children.
dreikommavierzehn
Since incest also includes far relatives this topic is broader than pedophilia. The latter being obvious and empirically bad in every way
SpectralSpider
Oh, I meant the kids born after several generations of consensual incest. Eventually it stacks up.
Dankking
And also consenting adults. If incest was actually legal kids would be getting groomed for it In the red states.
Axianamos
They aren't now?
draek1
That's why they have churches, instead of grooming their own kids they do it communally and then swap
lcplspanky
They absolutely are. There used to be a subreddit for people looking to start that kind of "family", thankfully it got banned.
Dankking
Well I’m sure it’s going on however I’ve never seen it irl probably because I don’t live in the south.
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
*banjos intensify further*
tarnok
Technically the genetic defects doesn't matter either, it's not like we stop people with downsyndrom from reproducing. Eugenics is banned.
dreikommavierzehn
While correct it would be unethical to have such a kid on purpose. This is an actual and valid question some couples are facing. Planned
dreikommavierzehn
parenthood and genetic testing assists those people in the decision process.
CAAFlo
It does tend to create problematic power dynamics that make it basically impossible to have proper consent.
rollercostarican
I feel like the problem of power dynamics should be eliminated once you've reached a certain level of adulthood.
iwenttousersubandalligotwasthislousyusername
That depends on the relationship. If one raised the other then absolutely, but like siblings and cousins it depends on other factors
OldMateClown
Tell us you want to fuck a relative without telling us you want to fuck a relative.....
dreikommavierzehn
Must be nice to have to worry about such problems. I have next to zero contact to any relatives. Never had.
tarnok
Based on the people's porn searches you might be the odd one!
tillie350
There's a huge difference between enjoying role play porn that has a vague taboo theme and actually wanting to fuck your own sibling.
wtfylat
What the fuck is going on in here?