zippyuk2001
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Jul 29, 2026 8:40 PM
zippyuk2001
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AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
I’ll take #3. Doesn’t seem to have a limitation. It’ll be faster than walking. 🤷♂️
autocorrectfailures
Instantly seeing inside an empty container could have saved me almost as much time and energy as never having to buy gravel.
an0therthr0waway
how exactly would #2 work? would I have to order it from a quarry, or could I magically summon it?
foxpotate
Two or three hands down. 3 would be good for making hand to hand fights mostly useless and I never have enough gravel for my projects.
REOJackwagon
"Fear my infinite toaster army!"
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JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Free gravel, absolutely no contest.
mineoc
#5 just to be able to mess with people
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
Free gravel. Let the winters come!
UncleIrohny
3.
All the litRPGs are telling me it’s a seemingly useless skill that can be trained to be overpowered…
On the other hand. I’m not at 17 year old kid, so I might just be the comical sidekick uncle or the cautionary story of “not messing with powers you don’t fully understand”
allergictocantaloupe
As fast as Albert Einstein can currently run? At what point in Einstein's life? If you're a wheelchair/walker/cane/etc user, I bet #9 would be handy no matter which answer it is.
zippyuk2001
"There are no records of Albert Einstein's physical running speed, but as an ordinary human, he likely ran at a standard jogging pace of about 4 to 8 miles per hour (6 to 13 kilometers per hour) when he was younger." uhmmmmm
TheJomsborgViking
It really depends on what age Albert Einstein speed you are getting, 20 year old man? Probably fit and limber and can run. 5 years before death? Your mouth runs faster.
TheJomsborgViking
Speak the dead language of Khitan, then take money for translating artifacts if there are any, and tutor money to teach linguistic majors the language, bringing it back from the dead!
Quebeker
3 allows you to get into secure rooms with most likely sellable items if not money…
Jackpot7777777
Remember that Star Trek TNG moment where a crew mate was dead because she was embedded in the floor?
You’ll be embedded in the wall, with your face in the building and the back of your head outside.
jimhotep
#7 for the win!!
Ankylosaur
You'd know if a container was empty or not, which might come in handy a few times. I'd still want the gravel though.
YeahFineSure
Give me the gravel. I'll resell that shit and make HUNDREDS of dollars.
boxbackknitties
I mean, 3 won't get you very far...I'm going with gravel.
ManholeStellarReconveneSubstanceOlympicsReunion
Depends on how fast you can teleport and how much strain it causes. If it's as fast as you can think it and takes no resources, you can go near infinite speeds.
boxbackknitties
Right. I went for the joke. However, if you’re going to be skipping along in 7” increments as fast as you can, better be careful not to wind up halfway through a wall or tree or something. No guarantee you’d be able to teleport out.
ManholeStellarReconveneSubstanceOlympicsReunion
That's exactly how I'd die if I had that ability. My mind would wander for the 1/4 second required and I'd teleport into a car or something.