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Bruce's dream is everyone's nightmare
PapaDap88
I am only up voting because of the “water” one cause damn it there is always “that” glass that’s so good!
Thesean161
Op has the memes that are the BEES knees
doesntbeelieveit
I don't beelieve it.
chewbaccabitmyfinger
All durex does is change the color of the crib-midgets
Stonejrod1
BenHipno
What is Ska?
elcookienator
BenHipno
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IMostlyJustCheckOutUsernames
Okay all jokes aside, who the fuck took that 'Old School Selfie'?
thebeardhasspoken
You can see the phone on the left there, a little above the middle edge! It’s sticking out horizontally :)
Voidhawk42
#50 Warhammer fans: HOLY FUCK NO, are you insane?!
WhiteWolfSix
#2 I've always felt kinda bad about this photo. She's just doing a "normal" person thing, one many wealthy people find beneath them. (1/2)
Headstereo
Yeah does though I thought she lived being catered lol.
WhiteWolfSix
(2/2) I couldn't recognize a single one of her songs out of the pop culture medley right now, but it's always struck me as mildly unfair.
Traja01
It seems like the kinda thing people who are unhappy with their lives look to to feel better about themselves. An emotional zero-sum game.
realargonwolf
I don't see it as making fun of her doing a menial task, just making fun of her music.
Crimpmonkey
Yes, I have had that glass of water
PessimisticAF
Great. Now if I'm still alive in 2034 I've gotta worry about giant bees as well!
ihavenothingamusingtosayatthemoment
DeadBoiTasty
You should also look out for the Dark Ones
FixedsysLabs
Just don’t get in their way, generally try to ignore them
Badsequence
Yeah but look how happy that giant bee looks
GarroshDidNothingWrong
That's not normal happiness. That's the joy of murder in its eyes.
Badsequence
Giant happy murder bees the stuff of nightmares!
elcookienator
If you kill yourself in 2018 you don't have to worry about the future
lizamay91
You ok?
elcookienator
SimonSaysWhatAgain
It's 2018, hunger games fans just go to school.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
#4 For the love of god, never search for or visit Sea Eagle Kayaks.
UnknownVD
Ska is getting dug up this year? Whatever happened to Suburban Rhythm?
JaydashCub
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVHnhkabnRE
thegreatwhiteblackartblackestmaster
All the other bands are just shit.
UnknownVD
BA BA DAAA BA DA!
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
For those that dont get the reference https://youtu.be/bM-NOx4bJQk
tequilamesmalls
yeah it is. backtothebeachfest
bogus1983
I dunno what ska wave we'd be on now, but I am so in.
BurritoBlasterBoy
And Streetlight Manifesto is at least borderline ska. And what about Here Come The Mummies?
TheRealGoddamnLochNessMonster
Why did Ed and Scott quit?
Simbody1
UGH! YES!! YOU CAPTURED THE STOLEN COMMENT THREAD!! I LOVED THAT. I’d brag about being part of it but there’s hundreds of the same comment!
circlebreaker
@LianleoCarthell
https://youtu.be/8rIguM71LQI
JoJoSapiens
#1 By kid standards, that really isn't much of a mess.
Headstereo
Child support is another reason although they may be going after couples.
JaakkoPontinen
Lol yeah, that was such a bad image to pair with the joke, a white background would have had the same impact...
BearBombs
My dumbass was like "What is Namia???" Stupid font kerning.
MajorTomtogroundcontrol
#12 I thought it said fecal development
Darkspire
I guarantee you that's how spoiled little shits are made, so maybe you're on to something.
Darkspire
On second glance, I think you mean #11, but it still fits really well for 12.
MajorTomtogroundcontrol
Well thank you kindly regardless of my ability to count
Darkspire
For what ever reason, it's easy to miscount these dumps. It all kind of worked out though haha
MajorTomtogroundcontrol
Indeed!
Ellana0257
So much about bees, what's up ?
doesntbeelieveit
I don't beelieve it.
strontium85
I also have a love/terrified relationship with bees, similar to all my past boyfriends..
Thebae
Selena Gomez has great music. She’s just a terrible singer. It baffles me that she’s come this far. But I LIKE her songs! The conflict!
ExtraZOIDBERG
SatoriEnlightenment
#3 What am I looking at here?
floridaguy5867
That is why I stick to commenting, you can’t steal peoples comments... right?
PleaseNotTheFace
Lost it at "shit colander".
trigonman3
shit colander
PhenTsoksar
#2 Selina Gomez trying not to look guilty as she wheels out the dismembered remains of Justin Bieber for waste pickup.
Kimst3k
We can only hope.
thisistherevolt
Why would she look guilty?
PhenTsoksar
Because she waited just a little too long.
realargonwolf
The diarrhea story had me laughing so hard I threw my back out ever so slightly.
ImNotAnOrange
How many years now has Selena Gomez been 14, it's been so long I've lost track
CyranoDeBurlapSack
I don't get the innuendo one. I know what innuendo is. But I'm spelling it and I don't understand.
Inconspicuouscomment
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RimJim
Not literally spelling it, but explaining it. Like “Let me spell it out for you”
Turner78
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ventureaaron42
Think of the meaning of innuendo and the other meaning of "spelling something out" (As in explaining it in detail), so if it's "spelled out"
ventureaaron42
(2) it's not innuendo. Quite funny.
sgtcoffman
Yeah, I'm having the same problem.
RimJim
Not literally spelling it, but explaining it. Like “Let me spell it out for you”
forjuan
An innuendo is basically a double-meaning sort of rude joke, like “I wish I were confident enough to go out dressed like that!”
forjuan
With the joke being that the other person is dressed inappropriately. If you spell it out (explain it), it loses the humorous nature
DasBeesh
Bless you
XFilesThemeSong
Needed this comment.. I always assume an innuendo is going to be inherently sexual.
RedInCircles
#7 I've wondered for so long about this. Now how does it end?