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victell
A++ dump again as per usual.
dreammer243
#50 Fresno Nightcrawlers?
SimmaSinger
#28 -trainee therapist here. Gossip days are ok but sometimes trauma days are more helpful for making progress. Both help in different ways.
JeSuisIvre
I think they mean that you, the therapist, need a break from hearing about all the trauma
Scromtu
#22 maybe, but probably more because cars are so much more aerodynamic than they used to be
ICheckUsernameAndSuch
There's also more cars driving now so same amount of bugs split evenly is fewer per car. But insect population decline is very real too.
lostharbinger42
#7 Sir Hops is recently back from the Carrot Crusades
Goldenteckel
#1
Jeffjustgothere
Battle-bunny or Combabbit
friendsofsandwiches
so is the black bunny supposed to fuck the white toothy bunny? Or the other way around?
LompHoofd
these all gave me a smile or a 'hm!' well done +1
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
#16 Improper punctuation makes this a slice of hell, to force down.
Iatesomecoffeecups
#20 i had to look at the profile pic to make sure it qasnt that guy again
Otoger
#30 nono we ask the god of Fire as he reads the minds of those who kill his children
clutchthepearls
#36 She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
Branables
AlmostClever
Sir, remember your course correction? Well it's proving somewhat more suicidal than we'd initially hoped.
pinkhelga
It is not uncharted, you lost the chart.
AlmostClever
Legitimately laughing out loud now, thanks for that!
sparrkkii
#22 terrifying
NomDeImguerre
#30 ... What 'we'? What the fuck even are you?
SirSpiffyDijelos
This was a good dump +1
sirfanciesadrought
Quality dump!
3Davideo
#23 I thought vampires were all bi... and morons.
Zixtank
#4 then how am I supposed to download chrome and firefox now?!
fakxyz
With Edge
mmckee44
The Federalist Papers were "letters to the editor" to various newspapers. Do "originals" even exist?
naturallyicy2point0
#48 whenever a sword is unsheathed it doesn't actually make that metal on metal sound unless the inside of the scabbard is also metal
thropian
Wouldn't you just need a metal trim, where the scabbard opens? I know some scabbards were just a metal loop with loose cloth hanging.
papazulu1186
Nice
zedpower1
#47 I read it as "queer engineer". Still made sense
slotheroll
BallSoupHumidity
Can someone explain #5 for my friend's friend, please?
Averagexception
Panels from Studio Ghibli’s classic “Spirted Away” except for the pole acrobat ! ?
Averagexception
That should say “inspired by” not “from”
BallSoupHumidity
Thanks for the reply, my friend. I've seen the movie (which is great), yet am still confused by the 2nd panel. Did I miss something?
Averagexception
I don’t think so - the humor is weak with this one ! ???
Br1337
#2 well at least they won't get sick
MoonRiverFrost
They will if they drink it. Some (most) essential oils are processed only for topical use. Finding an edible source is fukkin HARD.
Br1337
It was more a joke at the expense of essential oil people but yeah
KinetoPlay
I don't see a carrier oil in that bag so they're gonna have a bad time regardless
kaeldra
#11 lived in TX and sc.. not NEVER. But not often enough.
MoonRiverFrost
Yeah, I figured there's at least a few... regions... where if you're a guest, you're family, and you get what the family gets. THE GOOD SHIT
mufasa1028
Haha Wisconsin. A blunt and a bag of cheese curds
liltortatree
I live in Texas, everyone that comes into our place gets greeted with dabs or blunts by my wife and tacos la pastor and mixed drinks by me.
Bearjahud
Which part of yeehawville?
liltortatree
Funky town Fort Worth.
Bearjahud
Oh shit! Hi from Arlington!
liltortatree
Haha no shit pretty much all the same town in DFW
number99999
I'll be right over.
JTMoney982
Al pastor is the fucking greatest. So are dabs and blunts but man.
liltortatree
I love cooking, my wife and I are always hosting for friends every weekend we enjoy having people over for a swim and socializing.
HighImpactSexualViolence
#11 why the hell is Virginia green? Are me and literally all of my friends bad hosts?
HasteTheFool
If the shoe fits...
AndTheArghnauts
You guys a giving out shoes?! My friends are so lame!
HasteTheFool
Probably from the lack of shoes.
HighImpactSexualViolence
Give me a break man, it's only been legal to own here for like 3 months. And it's still illegal to buy/sell.
HasteTheFool
If you can't systematically break the law for guests whether they want it or not, what kind of a host are you?
HighImpactSexualViolence
You got me there. You know a good plug in VA?
HasteTheFool
In the Veteran's Association? This old codger called Steve Rogers. He's not the kind to answer questions, but he's got good, powerful stuff
LeganCarl
#50 when I was little, I had the same nightmare every time someone in our family died...My mom and I would be driving down the road 1/?
killerswiller
You saw some of the Fresno Nightcrawlers in your dreams? o.0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rzlf8rNyuxk
LeganCarl
Believable!
LeganCarl
It was late at night. She was driving. I'd turn around to see a figure in the back seat with big, asymmetrical holes for eyes/mouth 2/4
LeganCarl
I assume that was my dead relative. That's the feeling I always got anyway. When I turned back around, facing the road, I'd suddenly see 3/4
LeganCarl
3 shadows, like in the art, run toward us. I also saw these shadows run down the hall of my grandma's house and jump on my bed. 4/4
RazersEdge
Good lord that's horrifying!
LeganCarl
Yeah. I got used to it though. It stopped happening as an adult which is why I came to the conclusion that the three shadows were kids.
HasteTheFool
How often did people in your family die? Sounds like your family might have been cursed.
LeganCarl
Honestly only three or four that I can remember. The cursed part... possibly lol
MagicalHamFlaps
Fynndango
Live in MI and thought no way, that's not true. Then thought about the last two guests at my house and nevermind. It's true.
hauntedhallow
Sometimes the inverse is true... you invite someone over and they give YOU pot.
Skr121
VA is a no show so far
Jimthebutler
Chesapeake or manassas will get cha
OogaOogaMooshka
And Wyoming is correct.
Syko73
So people really just give away weed?
MagicalHamFlaps
it was more of a mutual exchange, i was sitting on porch eating KFC and offered guy a piece so he gave me weed
LicentiousLassitude
Give away? Not usually. Share? Absolutely
OneCraftyHooker
I have recieved a lot of weed in WI so I don't think this is accurate for us...
jamieoc
I concur.
stoic000
I've lived in WI and MN and it is, just, like all they are doing. Right down to strangers at Coney Island
Painahimah
Can confirm, live in Colorado. Beer and a blunt?
Enginerrrrrrrrr
In Colorado. Never been offered weed. Maybe I need different friends...
Painahimah
Are you on the western slope? I've been offered hits by strangers
Zeffernissle
In California. Can confirm . We tip delivery drivers in weed (or cash if the don't smoke,)
VoxVocisVerum
Michigan, can confirm. I give pre-rolls as tips at the drive-thru. Can also confirm Ohio: Don't trust anyone.
MagicalHamFlaps
especially not anyone that voluntarily lives in Ohio
NoQuestionMarksInDeclarativeSentences
The legend with 4 colors vs the map with 5 colors do not add up. Raeg
DeepThought42
The mapmaker was high…
NefariousGoop
You just admitted you don't know what striped area on a map means. Would you like to comment on that?
twodifferentsocks
I’ll comment and say I don’t know what the stripped area means. What does it mean?
MadamPuddifoot
Striped not stripped.
IMainReinhardt
It means a mix of both.
itzwibble
Ill be moving to orlando soon!! Do they care about weed?
MagicalHamFlaps
meh hit or miss, remember you will be in a red state
itzwibble
Should i change my CA license plate for floridas? Ive been told to :(
MagicalHamFlaps
just be aware that Florida police go after out of state drivers, don't drive like a loonie and you should be fine. tourists are easier cash
MagicalHamFlaps
if you are staying for an extender period i would change tags yes, i lived there for a year and kept my MD tags 1/2