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IconicM
#2 Sex with Angels can result in fertile offspring (Nephelim) so we're actually very close to the same species
andrewgrr1
#24 Count down from 3, she'll be headed my way by zero.
SacrificialClam
#32 if its ACTUALLY critically important, they should call me and leave me a voicemail which I probably will never listen to.
ropetopus
#36 that’s obviously a different bear. What, you think all bears look alike you racist? /s
Circe007
WhiskyBravo
#3 I mean it doesn't sound like the worst way to check out
Grinch01
#13 i have the feeling that this dress and running isnt such a good idea
Millstone85
#37
manwithsevenlivers
#9 "Is it a crime to throw a container consisting of one or more cells, in which chemical energy is converted into electricity and used as a source of power?"
"That's battery."
"Yes, but is it a crime?"
You know, seeing how assault is the threat or attempt to cause immediate harm, making someone fear unlawful contact, while battery is the actual, unwanted physical touching or harmful contact.
justaguyinthebackrow
#32 and then I leave both piles on the kitchen counter
meowingintensifies
saving for later lmao
sagejosh0
#1 cats come preloaded with the landlord software.
azazyel
#3 there was a researcher studying dolphin language and she had to pleasure it so it'd pay attention
yousaidsmyc
She wasnt the researcher, Dr. John C. Lillly was. She was someone from the area and she was doing more than pleasuring it, she was the dolphins lover. They weren't exploring the language of dolphins, they were trying to teach the dolphin to communicate in human speech in the hope they could learn telepathy from it. And when it all inevitably didn't work as intended and the woman left, the dolphin died of depression. It's a truly bizarre piece of history. They were using lots of lsd too.
fartharder
#2 yes, this is the actual crimes of Sodom & Gomorrah
DrMissAnonymous
#33 I don’t like being warm, I like getting warm.
LtRooney
#2 Angels pass the Harkness test. Go for it.
vericon151
#2 so what was the outcome. And why would you close such a forum?
azarza
it is elite level trolling. it would be pandemonium in the first thread and the follow up is a big middle finger to the admins of the forum lmfaoooo
meganical
#33 spot on!
pritolus
#28 I'm chemical waste flavored Styrofoam?
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
#3 there's no way this is real
pritolus
You are correct, it's entirely made up
AlexanderElcazorro
#3 A whole bottle would be wasteful though. One squirt is all you need, and then what happens to the rest of it? You somehow gonna come back for a second round after you die?
3Davideo
#46 Oh hey, I gave one of my cats a liquid medication that did in fact smell like bananas. She did not approve but she put up with it like a champ.
chaoskingzero
#14 That last one is about Numbers
Takes time to lower an Enemies Health and when they heal, they do it for pretty high numbers so all your hard work is undone
On the opposite side, you healing is like a Band aid so it only helps somewhat and you have to do it more frequently if things are really going wrong
WoodORama
#27 Oof. In a romantic relationship, I am unlikely to ever poker-face how much I like someone ever again. Who am I kidding? I won't be in a romantic relationship.
OlemGolem
#34 I bet that this one is Clyde.
Flareside
#41 I dunno, a requirement to be physically active right now would be pretty useful to reduce my fluffiness and help the brain chemical factory.
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
indeed; we no longer have a free class to go to, with socialization and variety. "must maintain their own enclosure" and all that BS
sfrinlan
If you can force my employer to let me have that time, then yeah
CeruleanK
Yeah, but anything like what they did to us in school would absolutely do more harm than good
FckleberryFarms
#3 Quality.
cryborg
You need some help.
JaceTiger
But did they write it down?
Did they try a smaller dosage the next time?
Unless they did the science, that primate died for a weird story (assuming it's even true)
eathotdog
Also not real
fartharder
#40 I only eat animals after they're dead, so they don't really mind
paperstars55
Omg hi!
fartharder
IgnisInvictus
#2 Yes. Sex with angels is monsterfucking. Yes, they'd probably consider us beastiality.
sagejosh0
It depends on the kind of angel. The less powerful angels (like guardian angels) look human. You have to really get into the minutia of Christian mythology to truely know the intricacies of monsterfucking.
PrinceHotBode
Hard agree
jcole01
Honestly, any creature worth calling an angel should be so far above us that we're animals by comparison. If it isn't beastiality they aren't worth the reverence.
IgnisInvictus
At the very least, it'd be crossing the species barrier.
But you're right, it's a bit beyond a lion and a tiger mating. We'd be animals to then. Not fellow kitties.
PicassoCT
So when the boss does it with a virgin mary..
Crozekiel
Is this always the dynamic? If a pig and a human fuck, is the pig monsterfucking?
SimSimSimsalabim
Of course, only a monster would fuck a pig.
Howlingowl
If humans are made in Gods image, does that mean God is an animal, then?
hotaru251
ahh the age old question of which came first God or Humans who created god to control others secretly.
Omnislash9
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