"I am not your lawyer" said the dog. "I am a dog. I have morals." But the little orange sack of shit knew he had a lawyer. "I KNOW I had a lawyer! And I'm going to find her!" "Are you my lawyer?" he asked a large machine. But the large machine scooped up the little orange sack of shit, and placed him on the other side of the border wall. The end.
Renaceae
Awesome! Onward and upwards!
Itwasmyname
UserNamesArentEasy
This needs to be every lawyer when trump calls.
MrPowPow
MAGA: Making Attorneys Get Attorneys
WoodyGoodman
BadPunsAplenty
"I am not your lawyer" said the dog. "I am a dog. I have morals." But the little orange sack of shit knew he had a lawyer. "I KNOW I had a lawyer! And I'm going to find her!" "Are you my lawyer?" he asked a large machine. But the large machine scooped up the little orange sack of shit, and placed him on the other side of the border wall. The end.
lopsire
But replace 'large machine' with 'the snort' because there should certainly be snorting when he's looking for a new lawyer.
mostinspired
Issue him a public defender and move along.