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ILikeFood2000
#41 the trick is to write it down in an place you see often. Like the fridge door
keyblader1985
#3 today I'm 1, 2, 3, & 7
ht6zvhymf21
#14 I guess the real male enhancement was the therapy we did along the way?
Goldmarble
#45 looks like I am either a ranger or a rogue.
I have fired rifles with acceptable accuracy like, 20 years ago. I have also been threatened with being forced to wear a bell, as I am apparently far too quiet for a fat fuck.
Thisusedyet
#45
What if you start off multi-classing?
On a related note, how the hell would you even play a Barbarian-Bard-Paladin-(possibly also Fighter, would need to see the DM in question)
Whoisthisdoctorwho2000
#1 oh I do not like this, i do not like this at all... also there IS some texture on my face even though I removed the previous texture... should i try sandpaper? Also there was texture where my fingers rest when I cross my arms... now there is MUCH texture... too much and I can't take it back
djhash
#5 Median age 31. Meaning 50% of people are older than 31. 1998 is 28 years ago. So more than 50% of the population is older than 1998.
JustDumbCommentsAndCorrections
#29 Have two sets of sheets, and this is important, have them be the *same* sheets. Don't have "the good sheets" and "the backup sheets", down that path lies ruin. Strip the bedsheets and put on the other set in one act. Then put the dirty sheets in the laundry. It might take a few days for that to get run, but that's fine. You'll get them by the time it's time to change the sheets again.
tocfanke4
#32 My wife and I are owl fanatics. We hoot at each other all the time. We've learned to use the hoots to find each other in our house and even out and about. I'll call her during a long drive to stay awake and our conversation always turns into us doing various owl calls to each other
MonsterBoyCrafts
My wife and I meow at the store. Phone calls also frequently start with "meow-shi meow-shi."
RockTheBackblast
#24 I would also have small, not particularly necessary but useful to have, objects disappear from the player's bags or pockets occasionally, but only after they have noticed the goose.
keyserv
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
#17 That made me laugh a cherry out of my nose!
zone7910
Why did you have a cherry in your nose
ThatOtherGirlYouKnow
Well it wasn't originally in my nose. I was eating it.
skyhook
#5 I’m older than Sesame Street and the moon landing and have moderate to severe back pain.
santawashere
#30 Pebbling, for those who want a word for this
EverNotRelevant
#2 he was a ghost. Could I make it any more obvious?
notsurewhattocallthis
#3 i am all of these frogs... how am i supposed to pick just one?
vorodar
It doesn't say to pick just one.
AndTheArghnauts
#13 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dzQybjd2ZTBpbjd1NG9tYnBvbWd0Znhoc3hlcmx2N2JmeHpzenp0cyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/RIwi6BKD9rNBUj7JdY/200w.webp
BigMissSteakBSky
I also suffer from the texture dilemma. It’s amazing how overwhelming something that seems so minor can be.
anjeleyezjr
#44 I am chaotic evil. I have no shame about this.
CorvidPrime
#5 My wife once asked me why my first instinct wasn’t to just google something. She was shocked when she realized I did NOT grow up with it always available.
Cornflakes91
#40 re: wizard. in the game "outward" your mana reserves, your magical ability, gets better the less you sleep and any mana potions just delay you falling into a coma from tiredness
Jaqdakloun
I'm older than the internet
SarenStolkholm
#29 That's why I drape the clean sheets over the dresser before I take the dirty ones off. Then I HAVE to get the clean sheets off the dresser to get to my drawers and it's easier to put them on the bed than to refold them
I curse myself the entire time, but it works
levyathyn
#36 I use this all the time and had no idea. I feel exactly the same.
TyphoonMuscles
#28 https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eDRlMzJ1OGVwZW9qdnd3YnMzdzh0YWtyZXcxOGU1ZDJ4eWxlYjk3eCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/THMOYG2AxXjHi/200w.webp
Xenarion
#1 Nah, removing the texture makes a less textury texture.
Marikhen
#7 This needs to be updated. Mosquitos got nerfed so that they're only invisible when you're looking directly at them. They're now visible to peripheral vision.
AndTheArghnauts
#44 Where do playing cards fall on this chart?
Darkwell
If you're a gambler, lawful evil (using the rules to take from others). If you're a magician, chaotic evil (you're a magician).
thedarkdesert
Depends. Is it a single playing card? This probably counts as scrap paper, so it would be Chaotic Good. But if it's the whole deck of playing cards then I think that would have to be either Neutral or Chaotic Evil. As someone who has legitimately used another book as a bookmark, I feel it has chaotic energy.
AndTheArghnauts
I look at my pack of cards and think "hey, 54 bookmarks!"
One must ask, I suppose, what manner of being requires 54 additional bookmarks.
bobthefunny
Magic?
MrStealYourGiF
#5 I'm older than Apple, Microsoft, Zilog ... not quite as old as Intel though.
sabrinadiesatdawn
Hello, fellow middle aged dude!
WoodORama
Looks up Intel: Whew....just barely.
ToenailClippingsJar
Same. But fuck it’s close. Where’s the ibuprofen?
sowhat4
I'm older than the atomic age as I was just learning to stand up by myself when the first bomb was tested. Was alive at the same time as FDR, Stalin, Churchill, Einstein, and Hitler. Am tired and my joints ache. 😒
CallMeCourierSix
Getting old sucks, but it beats the alternative.