I want so, so badly for someone to tell them that enough ostriches are more attracted to humans than to other ostriches for it to be an actual problem on ostrich farms.
that it is indeed and I have read that domesticated Ostriches actually find humans more attractive than their own kind. Wonder if that is somewhat true
I’ve seen an ostrich try its mating dance at a truck. Then pout when the truck didn’t accept its advances. So I don’t really know if it’s humans they’re after or just anything that’s not another damn ostrich.
sevro77
When they do that move at the fence, that's when I parry?
DrivingTheBus
Y'all may be giving those birds the wrong impression.
davebarton315101
I’m not sure she knows what she’s saying to him, or maybe she does.
ATLandNerdy
Human: "haha, look, it'll copy me!" Ostrich: "What the fuck is this fruity ape trying to say?"
madmax17
Coool.
goflyblind
i've read enough leda and the swan to know where this is going.
ILikeFood2000
Try this with a Cassowary
AndTheArghnauts
Pro tip: do not try this with a cassowary
oozabooza
I always updoot birbs
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
Allegedly
obesz
Aren't you at risk of picking a fight with them if you do that?
IMustGrowUpReally
At o stretch, yes.
Jaqdakloun
Or getting fucked by an ostrich
PineappleLoopsBroether
Allegedly
MelonFarmerMike
allegedly...
CrisprCAS
That's not the 'F' you're instigating, it's one of the other 3. And it's not 'feeding' or 'fleeing'.
FTUG
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Lowland
Thats why you start with the tiny ones first
EverNotRelevant
Seems odd, the kids can't fight an ostrich
FTUG
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aWZ6MDBwcnZ3bTc1anRxMDRyemt0dXd4bW1qaTh3N2p5aWZ1Y2tjbiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3ohzdMvc1w2VlFOpRC/200w.webp
laner7112000
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MTd5cjhiaW44M2JwaHFvZXg1ZG9rMTJ1cXlqOXdleHpsd3NsMG5jeiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3ohzdMvc1w2VlFOpRC/200w.webp
CarInAVet
I want so, so badly for someone to tell them that enough ostriches are more attracted to humans than to other ostriches for it to be an actual problem on ostrich farms.
ilhares
Isn't that part of the mating behavior?
Whoisthisdoctorwho2000
Get fucked
PaulDam
Please don't not the ostrich
urusername2
I hope that fence holds up!
graaghles
Yes, and apparently humans being massive cloaca-teases to birds is a huge problem across several species. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HvR70QFreY
cuprohastes
Well it's simple. After flirting, just bang the ostrich.
Euchre
TIL we saved Peregrine Falcons by letting them fuck human heads.
This is not something I ever expected to learn, but here we are.
derzoomer
that it is indeed and I have read that domesticated Ostriches actually find humans more attractive than their own kind. Wonder if that is somewhat true
zombiejedediah
Have you seen female ostriches?
SharkoutofWata
I’ve seen an ostrich try its mating dance at a truck. Then pout when the truck didn’t accept its advances. So I don’t really know if it’s humans they’re after or just anything that’s not another damn ostrich.
cyno01
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MTd5cjhiaW44M2JwaHFvZXg1ZG9rMTJ1cXlqOXdleHpsd3NsMG5jeiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3ohzdMvc1w2VlFOpRC/200w.mp4
OlympicPenguin
Allegedly... and I heard it was a sick ostrich
cyno01
But apparently it doesnt need to be, was the joke all along.