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Jun 23, 2023 2:20 AM
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cactuskid1956
So who did the Anal check
METROlD
Thats methed up.
ROBOTvsMAN
https://i.redd.it/xfotmomq9bzy.jpg
ReonardoCiDaprio
He accidentally a whole bag of meth
roundhousebarrelrole
Abbotsford? That's my house! Also, typical Abbotsford bs.
WhatUpDog3000
What in the haiku is this?
zoltarpanaflex
surely the pigeon is underaged
Hexidimentional
I'm not even mad that's amazing
ilovebigmutts
Did the pigeon write the headline?
One8updude
"Comment of the day" winner right there, Mutts.
ChewyTheWookie
Fixed: Did the pigeon the headline?
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Frothington
Someone else packed my bags I swear.
Neuronyx
LET MY MANS OUT HE DIDN'T DO SHIT
optimisticredshirt
Put an air tag on it and send the lilβ guy home.
Maviyakuku
Needs a good grilling.
Igotfourbedrats
They had to arrest him - he's a flight risk.
thevortexmaster
They're gonna need a lawyer eh.
TheGriffin
I feel bad for pigeons. Domesticated and then abandoned
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
That was the decoy pigeon. Nobody saw the giraf sneaking in the shadows..
anaberration
Hold the glass with your both hands...
AtsaMattaForMe
kaneinencanto
He's gonna talk to the authorities you just know...damn stool pigeon.
simonsaysabunchofstuff
kojenk
no sir we did not see a plump breasted pigeon
DarkSock
Stool pigeon
Baron29
OmenJones
Birds aren't real.
DarkwingDuc
That's what they want you to think, so you won't discover their avian drug smuggling rings.
Galfronon
Ornithology is a hell of a drug.
drduffer
Yeah, a little camo would have been appropriate.
FuckmotheringxVampire
I dont really know how the legal system in Canada works....do i....ahem...does the pigeon get a lawyer? Are public defenders a thing? #asking4afriend
KAPTKipper
Does he need a Lawyer Dog?
JoshuaFalken
ezuroski
doppelfisch
First thing I thought of, too!
thevortexmaster
You need someone well versed in bird law
CogentMoment
It's fate will be decided by a jury of doves
GallusTadius
A lawyer dawg.
gtollie
Ambipolar
I'm soorry officer, I swear they told me it was handmade father's day presents from the little ones!
ruint
I don't have proof. It's just what I feel. The skies are lying. π©πππ π ππππ'π ππππ.
SalmonTheWise
wobblecopterrrr
Could have at least made the backpack look like pigeon.