Drug charges in NJ, South Carolina and Florida. Filing false tax returns and tax evasion. Sexual Misconduct: In 2011, Taylor pleaded guilty in New York to misdemeanor charges of sexual misconduct and patronizing a 16 y.o.prostitute. He was sentenced to six years of probation and required to register as a sex offender. Multiple occasions for failing to update his address on sex offender registries. Driving Under the Influence in 2017.
Great, RFK Jr, the guy who doesn’t believe in modern medicine, still in control of our country’s health department? Last I heard, he loudly professed he’d find the cause of Autism by next month so…..where is it?
He's too busy filling the whole vaccine advisory board with known vaccine skeptics and making mandates to remove components of vaccines that have kept them safe for years. He doesn't do major things every day, just kind of a slow erosion while he's got the time.
He always manages to find the least suitable and the least qualified people for the job. I'm honestly kind of impressed. You'd think he would have found a non-scummy person at least once by now, even if only by accident.
He had sex with a 16-year prostitute whose pimp told her to tell Lawrence she was 19, which is what she told investigators she told Lawrence. That would be considered low-risk
Supreme Court was like, “Lol Great Ruler Trump who hired nearly half of us, you can do whatever the fuck you want!” And then, Trump did. He created, broke, and recreated tariffs in a never-ending cycle of stupidity and hired basically all of Fox News’ reporters to work for him, and the rest were just white boys who couldn’t get jobs elsewhere for their ignorant beliefs and blatant racism or sexism.
Taylor’s speech also drew ridicule. “Don’t you want to say a few words?” Trump asked the NFL legend. “Come on up.” “I’m proud to be on this team,” Taylor said. “I don’t know why. I don’t know what we are supposed to be doing, but I’m here to serve. I’m here to serve. OK, so I’m going to do the best I can for as long as I can.” “Nobody like him,” Trump said as Taylor walked away.
And notice how he said, "I'm here to serve you" as he pointed to trump. Not "to serve the American people" but to serve TFG. Always their priorities are in the exact wrong place.
Y'know, it's entirely possible to not know the sex worker you're hiring is under 18. I could see this guy being low risk if it's just his first offense. But the minute you start working with Trump.... Yeah this a child fucker, no doubt in my mind.
thornedrose27
Drug charges in NJ, South Carolina and Florida. Filing false tax returns and tax evasion. Sexual Misconduct: In 2011, Taylor pleaded guilty in New York to misdemeanor charges of sexual misconduct and patronizing a 16 y.o.prostitute. He was sentenced to six years of probation and required to register as a sex offender. Multiple occasions for failing to update his address on sex offender registries. Driving Under the Influence in 2017.
GlenL
And then Triple H walked out the door and spit water in the air . . . I'm not even joking https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/1951059912735236308
Zetor
100% on brand
EaNasirsExcellentHighGradeCopper
If hes willingly getting involved in trump and this, something tells me hes not as low risk as claimed
bourbonandbaddecisions
He raped a 16 year old girl in 2010. He was 51 at the time.
thewiggins
hey, look, they are releasing the 'philes after all!
wannasee
Good lort
dfairchild1216
Any regular person would have a huge issue trying to get any type of job near kids after something like that but not with this president. on
DoctorScoutBobTotoBarkingtonIII
Hey it says right there he is low risk so putting him in charge of a young people’s program is totally a big brain thing to do. /s
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duktayp
inB4 "yer doin a heckuva job" https://politicaldictionary.com/words/heck-of-a-job/
putcleverusernamehere
None of this is an accident. It's all designed to destroy the government from the inside, and it's working
fastjeff
He's only hiring his friends. It's like nepotism, but for rapists.
KatLuvr54
If he is on a sex offenders list, won’t that make him unable to do this job? Won’t he at sometime have to be around minors?
badmedic504
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thechelonianshelmet
Low risk, huh: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_Taylor#Legal_troubles
meganical
Great, RFK Jr, the guy who doesn’t believe in modern medicine, still in control of our country’s health department? Last I heard, he loudly professed he’d find the cause of Autism by next month so…..where is it?
Lillyily
He's too busy filling the whole vaccine advisory board with known vaccine skeptics and making mandates to remove components of vaccines that have kept them safe for years. He doesn't do major things every day, just kind of a slow erosion while he's got the time.
Calicoastin818
brain damaged
HardcoreMango
Oh he's low risk? I guess that means he's practically a saint in the eyes of the party of pedos.
duktayp
Meet the new Director of Womens Rights
olafthrig
I thought it was FDA/ATF so he could inspect all drinks. Seems like something dump would support.
gablestout
FWIW, He had sex with a 16-year old prostitute who told investigators that she was instructed by her pimp to tell (and told) Taylor that she was 19.
cearn
He always manages to find the least suitable and the least qualified people for the job. I'm honestly kind of impressed. You'd think he would have found a non-scummy person at least once by now, even if only by accident.
JarJarDrinks
Nothing says Tough On Crime like appointing convicted felons to high office.
BusterWinkmeyer
Who says he doesn't know anything
theInfinitelyProlonged
ireplywithtwinpeaks
Wowbagger 😉
theInfinitelyProlonged
"You're a jerk, a complete kneebiter."
ElusiveThing
"Low risk" seems awfully generous.
gablestout
He had sex with a 16-year prostitute whose pimp told her to tell Lawrence she was 19, which is what she told investigators she told Lawrence. That would be considered low-risk
ElusiveThing
Putting the issue of prostitution aside, I think if one must ask the age, perhaps they already start on the wrong foot.
DonkeyGoat
How the fuck!?!?!?
meganical
Supreme Court was like, “Lol Great Ruler Trump who hired nearly half of us, you can do whatever the fuck you want!” And then, Trump did. He created, broke, and recreated tariffs in a never-ending cycle of stupidity and hired basically all of Fox News’ reporters to work for him, and the rest were just white boys who couldn’t get jobs elsewhere for their ignorant beliefs and blatant racism or sexism.
TexMexHex
Have ye not been payin attention?
DonkeyGoat
I have but this is just a whole new level
Alighierian
Is it really, though? With that pedo-in-chief involved?
dirtmarker
I read that in an Irish accent. Well done Seamus.
STONES1975
only the best people
FukcTedCruz
Trump only picks the best pedophiles
Jagadid
Pedophilia cuts off at like 9. Then there's another category for a couple of years then hebephilia until 17.999999999999999999999
JackalopeElope
Taylor’s speech also drew ridicule.
“Don’t you want to say a few words?” Trump asked the NFL legend. “Come on up.”
“I’m proud to be on this team,” Taylor said. “I don’t know why. I don’t know what we are supposed to be doing, but I’m here to serve. I’m here to serve. OK, so I’m going to do the best I can for as long as I can.”
“Nobody like him,” Trump said as Taylor walked away.
popeyeNL
Here to serve YOU.
TresusIbor
What the godamned fuck
wadatahmydamie
Once again, we’re forced to deal with an aging celebrity who peaked in the 80’s
I’m saying that as someone who grew up with him as my favorite football player. When I was 11, I read his biography and learned he was a scumbag
zelda633000
And notice how he said, "I'm here to serve you" as he pointed to trump. Not "to serve the American people" but to serve TFG. Always their priorities are in the exact wrong place.
DrKonrad
Nobody like him? But Trump himself has no idea what he is doing and wants to do it as long as he can...
relsky
Is this real? I honestly can't tell anymore.
xaxen
Nothing's real.
Schoonbot
We can only hope
JackalopeElope
Taylor was arrested in Florida last year and charged with “again failing to report a residence change as a sex offender,” NBC reported.
Taylor was arrested in 2010 on rape and prostitution charges in connection with the assault of a 16-year-old girl. He eventually pleaded guilty to sexual misconduct and patronizing a prostitute in 2011, per NBC. https://www.pennlive.com/sports/2025/08/donald-trump-used-registered-sex-offender-to-announce-return-of-fitness-test-for-kids.html
etherbunny41
... low-risk indeed.
Strategicgnomer
Y'know, it's entirely possible to not know the sex worker you're hiring is under 18. I could see this guy being low risk if it's just his first offense. But the minute you start working with Trump.... Yeah this a child fucker, no doubt in my mind.