I think I’ve seen this ship parked here in Halifax if it’s the one I’m thinking of it’s a massive abomination. Cruise ships are so stupidly big these days
Yeah I've gone 30 on a road bike and that's about the speed where you start to think "even if I don't collide with a car, I could die or get massively injured."
I ate it on rollerblades at about 40 on a hill, all bad, ripped my shorts off burned holes through underwear and t-shirt picking gravel out of tender places,,,water is better
paddenstoel
Not suitable for epileptics and autistic people.
nailpounder
if its on a ship, you should add to the adventure--high speed introduction to sharks!
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
I would need like a four-hour conference presentation on the engineering of this thing and how it can't possibly fuck up first.
lightfoot2
Loop?
MAN9000
I'm poor.
RocketKokket
I think I’ve seen this ship parked here in Halifax if it’s the one I’m thinking of it’s a massive abomination. Cruise ships are so stupidly big these days
sethb1978
We humans have come a long way to the point where our existence requires entertainment. This is high evolution shit
SubiBryant
I'm in a hospital bed waiting on a colonoscopy as I type this and I'm not sure how I feel about this video.
drksdrlife
So, im thinking, could you give the slide/tube a sort of transparent texture....
stayingalive4life
AndrewBrandon
Someone on reddit identidlfied the ship as the Norwegian Aqua.
parabolic000
It literally has a location pin on the screen with "Norweigan Aqua" at the end.
DippinDerps
I'm actually amazed on how little water those slides use lol.
ChareAndFlaff
They should have sent a poet
Thorketil
Cruise ships are the plague of the seas
TheVampireDante
*cue being spliced with the Running Man billboard crash scene*
DaffydeDick
No worries as the crusie ship filters out all the vomit, then freshens the water with more chlorine bleach.
69Voltage
Almost makes getting norovirus worth it
doomedtogrow
I see potential for horrific injury 😕
AyatollahBahloni
Tort attorneys watching this would jizz themselves with anticipation.
MothMonsterMan
Tube pop and then latches onto you for 30mph roadrash mangling
eetsumkaus
moving machinery and no safety equipment?
baldewok
How about moving machinery and drunk idiots?
EmeraldLight
Most waterparks are strict on booze and being in the water, so I'd love to think they would be monitored.
But I'm also not stupid.
Ninjainslippers
Yeah I've gone 30 on a road bike and that's about the speed where you start to think "even if I don't collide with a car, I could die or get massively injured."
nailpounder
I ate it on rollerblades at about 40 on a hill, all bad, ripped my shorts off burned holes through underwear and t-shirt picking gravel out of tender places,,,water is better
sv1rr
Lost me at "located on a cruise ship".
redditmcredditface
They would have had me back if it launched you off the side of the ship into the water.
SarcasticComment
100% would rather be on land experiencing another culture than on the boat playing on a waterside
TheStealthHippopotamus
I hate planes. Boats can take me to foreign countries. The water slide, gambling and buffets are just a bonus
SarcasticComment
do you get off the boat and hang out for more than a week, or just visit a port city for 10 hours?
TheStealthHippopotamus
Depends. Some boats work just like planes. You leave on one and return on another. Then there are the ones that just make port calls
sv1rr
Is that a sarcastic comment?
whatspaulplayingtoday
No.
Thorketil
I see what you did there.
TresusIbor
Cruise ships freak me out. Just floating cages of disease and employee abuse.
DwightLikesManMeat
You already made the sell brother, no need to keep piling on the benefits. /s
RocketKokket
Don’t forget ocean destruction !
CeoHuntingSeason
Your mom is a floating cage of disease and employee abuse
LespritDeLescalier22
Like giant floating fomites
TresusIbor
Misread as "giant floating Fortnites" and that painted an even more fucked up picture. Ship docks and only one bloody person gets off.
JakSandrow
"Mr Rogers in a bloodstained sweater"